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Famous liars

Written By: - Date published: 11:48 am, October 11th, 2011 - 10 comments

No wonder politicians get such a bad rep.

National: Building a blighted future

Written By: - Date published: 10:15 am, October 8th, 2011 - 72 comments

Since the nutters on the right at the sewer (otherwise known as the kiwiblog comments) seem to have a thing about billboards (probably because they can’t handle actual politics or actual policy). So to keep them entertained and running around like headless chickens rather than doing any actual political action – here is another billboard to keep everyone amused watching them.

When things look black

Written By: - Date published: 12:40 pm, October 4th, 2011 - 60 comments

VTM Bill passes – rejoice!

Written By: - Date published: 8:44 am, September 30th, 2011 - 101 comments

Grateful citizens rejoiced this week at the passage of the VTM (Voluntary Taxation Mechanism) bill.

Caption Competition

Written By: - Date published: 2:00 pm, September 26th, 2011 - 67 comments

Jedi Kittens

Written By: - Date published: 2:43 pm, September 24th, 2011 - 2 comments

A little light weekend entertainment.  And blatant page-view grabbing.

Where the fuck is Webb Ellis

Written By: - Date published: 12:36 pm, September 21st, 2011 - 3 comments

Very, very funny. Where the fuck is Webb Ellis? hat tip: Trevor Mallard at Red Alert

Ohnstrong on Labour’s Chch policy

Written By: - Date published: 9:43 am, September 21st, 2011 - 29 comments

A guest post from Jarm Ohnstrong: I want to start this article with an apology. A couple of weeks ago, I attacked Labour for its criticism of National’s performance on the Christchurch rebuild while not having released its own recovery policy. That was unfair and petty. Now, Labour has released its policy. It’s deserving of the highest praise.

Trotie – the dubstep remix

Written By: - Date published: 10:40 am, September 16th, 2011 - 4 comments

March to Save Factory Farming

Written By: - Date published: 12:00 pm, September 9th, 2011 - 17 comments

On Saturday the 10th of September, 12pm, the Campaign to Save Factory Farming will be marching from the Civic Square to parliament. We will arrive at parliament at 1pm. With the National Animal Welfare Advisory Committee about to release their new welfare code for layer hens it is important that we prevent the introduction of colony cages.

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:24 pm, September 7th, 2011 - 44 comments

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 11:14 am, September 4th, 2011 - 68 comments

Nats’ economic policy billboard revealed

Written By: - Date published: 11:07 am, September 2nd, 2011 - 11 comments

Worlds apart

Written By: - Date published: 12:10 pm, September 1st, 2011 - 47 comments

Spotted in an English pub. Check out the artist’s name.

Not the ACT party list

Written By: - Date published: 1:24 pm, August 29th, 2011 - 38 comments

I was going to do a post on the ACT party list.  But then I realised that I just don’t care.

Assets going cheap

Written By: - Date published: 10:30 am, August 29th, 2011 - 16 comments

With the world’s markets in turmoil (again) how are the Nats going to hock off those assets? Fire-sale time!

For the Minister of Silly Ideas

Written By: - Date published: 3:10 pm, August 26th, 2011 - 7 comments

As we all know, John Key is the most effective Minister of Silly Ideas that the country has had since Robert Muldoon. Of course no-one can follow that closely in the great chuckler’s footsteps – John Key hasn’t even got close to bankrupting the country yet. He has been trying though. But here is another silly idea for him to look at. It is a developing industry that should be as effective as the cycleway or youth benefit cards!

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:26 pm, August 26th, 2011 - 45 comments

Benefit card lolz

Written By: - Date published: 10:50 am, August 25th, 2011 - 23 comments

Your Tory: A Care Guide

Written By: - Date published: 5:17 pm, August 22nd, 2011 - 44 comments

Below are the care instructions for your Tory. Please read them before using your Tory for the first time. Provided you follow these instructions you can look forward to many years of uninterrupted conservative cronyism.

Your Tory comes with a three-year warranty. In the event you are dissatisfied with your Tory for any reason during that period, please remember that you were the fool who voted him in.

An afternoon excursion.

Written By: - Date published: 4:18 pm, August 21st, 2011 - 31 comments

About now or very shortly, Trevor Mallard and Cameron Slater should be dismounting from the cycling race that has obsessively awaited by the right on the blogosphere. I’ve been aware of that this ‘political’ event was going to happen because of the frequent waffling that shows up on posts from the right. But it was nice day – I went along to exercise the car and to see the start.

Update: Trevor won..

Joyce to roll Key!

Written By: - Date published: 3:38 pm, August 19th, 2011 - 81 comments

Hey!  Psssst!  Here’s a hot one!  I hear via the tipsy line that Joyce has been doing the numbers and is ready to roll Key!  It should all go down at a BBQ some time this weekend…

JK’s govt got you depressed? JK can help!

Written By: - Date published: 11:14 am, August 19th, 2011 - 9 comments

Is anyone else thinking…

Written By: - Date published: 5:48 pm, August 12th, 2011 - 53 comments

It seems that the US has lost an experimental hypersonic space plane.  Is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?

Growing the economy

Written By: - Date published: 2:26 pm, August 10th, 2011 - 30 comments

Just resting in his account?

Written By: - Date published: 10:30 am, July 28th, 2011 - 9 comments

Did anyone else see the Herald article beginning: “A priest working as a senior executive at the Auckland University of Technology has resigned after “accounting discrepancies” involving hundreds of thousands of dollars.” and think “the money was just resting in my account“?

No? Just me?

Caption contest: Off on holiday again

Written By: - Date published: 9:16 am, July 18th, 2011 - 41 comments

Imperator Fish: Why CGT will kill us all

Written By: - Date published: 12:55 pm, July 17th, 2011 - 33 comments

The 90% of New Zealanders who don’t trade shares or own a second property suddenly wake up to the horror of a capital gains tax

Is Nicolson right for ACT?

Written By: - Date published: 10:41 am, July 13th, 2011 - 24 comments

There are murmurings in ACT today over their new ‘high profile’ candidate, ex-farming guy who’s on the telly sometimes ranting about climate change Don Nicolson. The party’s current policy priorities are lower wages for young people, weakening student unions, and beating up on Maori and there’s concern Nicolson isn’t the right face for the job.

Maths not a strong point

Written By: - Date published: 5:14 pm, July 9th, 2011 - 16 comments

English’s Budget that counted asset sale revenue but not costs appears to be part of a wider maths problem for our Finance Minister. Perhaps this explains the Double Dipton affair.

Cleaning up Kiwiblog

Written By: - Date published: 3:28 pm, July 8th, 2011 - 43 comments

It’s a tough job, but somebody has got to do it…