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“Are we up to the English bit yet?”
A line up of people that New Zealanders currently can’t get enough of.
The left’s ‘Key Derangement Syndrome’ appears at RWC.
Please God make sure I’m in the frame. It’s bloody cold.. don’t wanna be standing here for nuthin.
Look over your right shoulder John and you will see a team of fair players.
Look, at the end of the day the players should share a bit of the glory for our win on Saturday.
Ackshully, that’s enough. You can go now boys. Time for my close-up….
For chrissakes, how long does this bloody song go on for? I’ve only had a few cans so far I want to get back up in that box before Gerry takes what’s left of the piss. Bet there aren’t any pies left either, you fat bastard!
Thank God they put me beside the shorter players.
He’s still got his high heels on from the cat walk
… Kevin is 1.81cm tall. Trick camera angle? Heals?
John couldn’t remember where he stood on rugby in 1981. And after a few drinks it was likely he wouldn’t remember where he stood this night either.
So true Tigger!
In 1981 John probably said, politics and sport should not mix and that is why he cannot remember, because then he may have to miss a photo op during the RWC.
Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeee!
“What’s with these All Blacks? If some of them wear pink boots, you’d think they wouldn’t be so stand-offish over my pink panties. Hmmm……perhaps I should have worn my trousers after all.”
Can’t wait to hold that trotie aloft
Key sings Japan anthem after poll show’s low asian support. Crowd applauds brave decision.
“goddov nesians add die feed;
inna bonzo luvvee mead;
naa na na na naa na-eeeeeeeeet;
God deafen New Zea – our fee lund”
Fuck, this is better than Letterman. I’m like an All Black!
Crackup McFlock!
Just like Helen Clarke, I have gone to a sport event.
And had to get on the field cos Im such a try hard.
“All Black Coach, now that’s a good next job for me”
Woodcock to Mealamu: “Get in close, Kev, being Tory is contagious”
Oh jeez…I hope the cameraman doesn’t notice my stiffy
Oh they said the ABs would hug me to.
Pick me pick me Richie.
“God defend New York Bankers…. umm opps Nue Zaaaaaland.”
Winners.
on the scoreboard, polls, and soon to be election.
Hey Crosby and Textor, what do I do now? Group hug?
“Lets see Labour top this!”
An All Black holds his head in shame at the brazen attempt by the National Party to use them for party political purposes.
How much did this PM product placement cost? Who knows? Who paid? Us.
This will be in my video application for Americas Got Talent
Kevin Welsh – 2.07pm
Excellent.
Hell, when’s the english version going to start.
Blog continues to offer outlet for those suffering from chronic and acute form of KDS.
I faced my challenge and became and AB…yeah right.
Now if the boys at Crosby Textor have arranged it right, the camera will be on me at the point where we all sing God defend New Zealand. Problem is how am I going to explain to all those Kiwis that I acshully am not a believer. Bit hypocritical really. Nah, not a problem, they’ll forget this moment as quickly as I forgot what I believed in in 1981.
“Well the dole queue starts on the right, babe,
if that trotie don’t come back to town!’
Mac1 “the Knife”
“I wish these guys would bugger off – they’re hogging my photo op!”
“I’m standing in black… ew”
If only the haka was in English….maybe they would let me do that too. Car marty…car marty? Makes no sense at all?
Sang the National Anthem next to the All Blacks before a test … tick
Second term coming up -tick
John took the news rather well after being put in the group on the right, the one for rejected male revue performers.
Kevin thinks “at least this blokes better than that last fella we had”
Another bunch of sad puerile comments.
Keep it up guys – three more years; three more years
The emperors new cloths
Where the fucks my All Blacks shirt?
WINNERS
Cool AB’s all week Warriors on the weekend And then more photo ops with the AB’s.
Editing Team “who of you forgot to photoshop out that dick-head who crashed the team shot”?
Winners line up for a bit of a sing. Labour MP’s absent (they had a vegan macrame evening and self-esteem awareness seminar planned)
So Blue, are you banksing on the two-timing nats getting 51%, or will they be coalescing with the three or so MPs of UF/Act(you wish) and the MP? A one-headed, three zitted, five-faced monster…
Helen was very perceptive. She put a big effort into making sure we got the RWC,because even if she wasn’t PM then, Key would look and act like a real try-hard a month before the electon. How many votes will it cost him if he runs around Eden Park with the bloody thing.
I just WANNABEEEEEEEE….
“Key dropped the ball, but picked anyway”
A rugby team needs 15 players? And here was me just trying to even up the numbers.
Forget past.Make millions.Join National.Buy seat.Parachute into Helensville.Stab Bill.Leader.Form Government.PM.Bring back titular honours..
Convince people I give a rats.Impersonate an AB.Bullshit old butcher.Impersonate Warrior
etc
etc
Yay, Knighted!
Fuck this shit, I’m outa here
Hand the premiership over to the unelectable extremists Bill English PM and Don Brash, Deputy PM
Leave for Hawaii.
Lineup of the “Best of the Best”
“New Zealands most Trusted”
“Voted most likely to Succeed”
@Jem…
Did you do your journalism degree in North Korea? Sheesh…
Ever since I was 3 I’ve wanted to be an All Black mascot.
I wonder if they will let me carry their balls too.
“Dont think ill get away with running ruffshod under urgency if im playing”