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The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

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Not the ACT party list

· Anthony R0bins

I was going to do a post on the ACT party list.  But then I realised that I just don't care. http://youtu.be/xCwLirQS2-o [An interpretative dance based on Hilary Calvert's political career? - Eddie]

act humour

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Assets going cheap

· notices and features

With the world's markets in turmoil (again) how are the Nats going to hock off those assets? Fire-sale time! http://youtu.be/GbGiTDfxrWI Starts November 26th, unless you stop them.

humour privatisation video

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For the Minister of Silly Ideas

· lprent

Ok, now we have you in looking at this silly idea. Well it makes Wellywood look pretty darn pathetic and I'm sure that a combination of Peter Jackson and Warner brothers could help John Key drop his pants looking for the spare change to get…

humour Satire video youtube

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Your Tory: A Care Guide

· notices and features

Lifted* from Scott at Imperator Fish and privatized in accordance with the "What's yours is mine to privatize, but what is mine is mine" principles of the Business Roundtable. Congratulations! Your new Tory is now ready for operation. Below are the care instructions for your…

humour Satire

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An afternoon excursion.

· lprent

About now or very shortly, Trevor Mallard and Cameron Slater should be dismounting from the cycling race that has obsessively awaited by the right on the blogosphere. I've been aware of that this 'political' event was going to happen because of the frequent waffling that…

humour

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Joyce to roll Key!

· Anthony R0bins

I see there is another round of Labour leadership rumour mongering going on. Goff has patiently (yet again) rubbished the "claim", and pointed out that it is just stories spread by the Nats to try and distract from the mess that they are in.  Goff…

humour leadership rumour

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Is anyone else thinking…

· Anthony R0bins

It seems that the US has lost an experimental hypersonic space plane: Fastest-ever plane goes missing on test flight A US military plane developed to fly anywhere in the world in an hour has gone missing on its second test flight.  The unmanned hypersonic plane…

humour tv

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Just resting in his account?

· Zetetic

Did anyone else see the Herald article beginning: "A priest working as a senior executive at the Auckland University of Technology has resigned after "accounting discrepancies" involving hundreds of thousands of dollars." and think "the money was just resting in my account"? No? Just me?

crime humour religion

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Imperator Fish: Why CGT will kill us all

· notices and features

Absolutely brilliant from Imperator Fish: ....Australia has a capital gains tax. Australia was also once a penal colony. Is that the kind of future we want for our kids? Countries like the US and UK have capital gains taxes too. They also have nuclear weapons.…

capital gains Satire

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Is Nicolson right for ACT?

· Zetetic

There are murmurings in ACT today over their new 'high profile' candidate, ex-farming guy who's on the telly sometimes ranting about climate change Don Nicolson. The party's current policy priorities are lower wages for young people, weakening student unions, and beating up on Maori and…

act don brash Satire

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Maths not a strong point

· Zetetic

English's Budget that counted asset sale revenue but not costs appears to be part of a wider maths problem for our Finance Minister. Perhaps this explains the Double Dipton affair.

bill english humour

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Cleaning up Kiwiblog

· Anthony R0bins

Tipped off by robertguyton in comments I see that DPF has posted the following little gem at Kiwiblog: Kiwiblog Outage Kiwiblog will be off air this Sunday between 6 am and midday approx. The server it is on is being cleaned and moved. Now, cleaning…

dpf humour

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Vote for change ad competition

· Eddie

Vote for Change, Peter Shirtcliffe's anti-MMP vehicle a grassroots movement discussing the need for change in the electoral system, has launched an ad competition for their movement. There's $10,000 in prizes. I guess they raised the money from cake stalls. Naturally, the Standardistas encourage you…

electoral systems humour referendum

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Tai Poutini finds new funding stream

· notices and features

Stolen without permission from the Tertiary Education Union (here) - but I pays my dues so I figure they wont mind. -- r0b Te Tai Poutini Polytechnic is receiving an additional $750 million funding from Minister Steven Joyce after changing its name to the South…

education Satire transport

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Godwin the EQC

· lprent

Sometimes you have to simply start from 1.0 for Godwin's Law. This pretty much applies to anything re-subtitled from the movie "Der Untergang" (english "Downfall"). The latest one that I have seen is this side splitting rendition of exactly what has been going on inside…

humour Satire video youtube

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Alasdair Thompson lolz

· notices and features

Now this is genuinely hilarious: Though if you've got half an hour this performance for Campbell Live is possibly even funnier. H/T @davidfarrier (no no, the good one)

humour sexism workers' rights

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Who is David Henderson?

· Zetetic

Randian superhero David Henderson has withdrawn his genius from New Zealand in protest at the collectivist government that has persecuted him and attempted to distribute the fruits of his talent to parasites. In a short statement after leaving the country, Henderson said other Atlases would…

capitalism Satire

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Dimpost: reality TV concept

· notices and features

More incisive hilarity from Danyl: "It works like this: Paul Holmes gets to live in a state house for a year with a one year old baby, surviving on only the $288 dollars/week allocated to beneficiaries on the DPB, and at the end of the…

Media Satire welfare

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Quick friday funnies

· notices and features

A few overlooked videos from plumedekiwi. The short and potty history of the pavlova going to its awful conclusion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wIyrqA9gLE And a similar look at the Wellywood sign. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deyi7rSzVZw

humour Satire video youtube