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ImperatorFish: Dunne In Stoush Over Caucus Lunch Plan

Written By: - Date published: 1:26 pm, December 20th, 2011 - 12 comments

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here

Peter Dunne orders Christmas lunch for one.

ImperatorFish: Dr Don Seeks To Sink Santa

Written By: - Date published: 11:24 pm, December 19th, 2011 - 3 comments

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Don thinks he’s finally found the right team to launch his next leadership coup on…

ImperatorFish: Pensioner Couple Trumps Higgs Boson Discovery

Written By: - Date published: 2:45 pm, December 15th, 2011 - 8 comments

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ImperatorFish: Analysing The Reshuffle

Written By: - Date published: 2:19 pm, December 13th, 2011 - 11 comments

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The King of the Gods, Zeus, yesterday announced a reshuffle of his pantheon, in an effort to freshen up his front bench. Getting the pantheon lineup right was always going to be one of the trickier tasks facing the Father of Gods and Men, and he will have had to manage some bruised egos during the process…

 

I am going to miss the real Aaron Gilmore

Written By: - Date published: 3:06 pm, December 10th, 2011 - 6 comments

The body of Aaron Gilmore will be leaving Parliament. However the divine rapture of the presence of “Aaron Gilmore for Prime Minister” will linger long after after that pretender to the name has gone.

Read the wisdom that is Facebook on the blessed one.

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 2:25 pm, December 10th, 2011 - 80 comments

Old Masters on Election 2011

Written By: - Date published: 3:54 pm, November 28th, 2011 - 11 comments

The Old Masters give us their verdict on the 2011 election.

Red or blue?

Written By: - Date published: 12:00 pm, November 25th, 2011 - 31 comments

If we stick with the status quo

Written By: - Date published: 4:02 pm, November 24th, 2011 - 14 comments

Another of those pictures that is worth a thousand words.

Debate bingo

Written By: - Date published: 11:59 am, November 23rd, 2011 - 12 comments

Download debate-bingo and see if you can be the first to mark off John Key’s hollow catchphrases in the final Leader’s debate tonight.

The winner will be all of us if we choose a better government on Saturday.

What would he have thought?

Written By: - Date published: 8:39 am, November 20th, 2011 - 57 comments

John Key: Berlusconi of the south pacific

Written By: - Date published: 7:22 am, November 19th, 2011 - 20 comments

 

Caption Contest

Written By: - Date published: 11:32 am, November 17th, 2011 - 33 comments

Going, going, gone?

Written By: - Date published: 11:11 am, November 15th, 2011 - 5 comments

Transcript Contest: Johns’ Magical Teapot Tapes

Written By: - Date published: 7:31 am, November 15th, 2011 - 26 comments

John: “I hear you might be able to get your hands on something to get me through the Election?”

The most fun anyone’s ever had with a corflute sign

Written By: - Date published: 2:48 pm, November 12th, 2011 - 12 comments

Was it a full moon?

Written By: - Date published: 1:02 pm, November 10th, 2011 - 61 comments

Oh hell. My worst fears have been realized. John Key is a wereperson. He is morphing into an incantation of the countries biggest ever political disaster. And talking of other story lines from True Blood. John Banks has been wandering around with the decapitated head of Don Brash.

Vote to keep us rich & you poor

Written By: - Date published: 11:10 am, November 9th, 2011 - 19 comments

The first of the CTU’s online election ads.

John Key too drunk to drive

Written By: - Date published: 1:15 pm, November 5th, 2011 - 49 comments

hattip: tumeke

Heh

Written By: - Date published: 1:31 pm, November 1st, 2011 - 10 comments

Caption Contest

Written By: - Date published: 1:01 pm, October 31st, 2011 - 42 comments

Would you trust him with a kitten?

Written By: - Date published: 11:21 am, October 31st, 2011 - 21 comments

Several excuses: Key memories

Written By: - Date published: 12:44 pm, October 27th, 2011 - 1 comment

Several Excuses‘ political satire shorts are featured on The Nation. Here’s the latest edition.

Not quite beyond parody

Written By: - Date published: 10:37 am, October 27th, 2011 - 18 comments

There’s almost too many excellent parodies of National’s silly billboards and ads.

Caption contest

Written By: - Date published: 9:36 am, October 25th, 2011 - 70 comments

The Front Fell Off

Written By: - Date published: 1:21 pm, October 19th, 2011 - 7 comments

Clarke and Dawe on maritime disasters, all good build up to our own home-grown version…

Haka remix

Written By: - Date published: 1:03 pm, October 15th, 2011 - 6 comments

My images of Rena

Written By: - Date published: 1:15 pm, October 14th, 2011 - 20 comments

From my facebook. Some opportunistic bugger is trying to offload their boat. TomScott in Weellington does his cogent best as does the Herald cartoonist. Then there is my favorite (despite its grammar error).

Caption Contest

Written By: - Date published: 3:02 pm, October 13th, 2011 - 15 comments

ACT Policy finally makes sense!

Written By: - Date published: 2:07 pm, October 13th, 2011 - 15 comments

Check out ACT’s policy page.  It’s the most sense that they’ve ever made.

Update: They’ve fixed it.  So it’s back to their usual nonsense now.

Key’s secret emailer unmasked

Written By: - Date published: 9:25 am, October 13th, 2011 - 15 comments

Key says an anonymous emailer told him that S&P said a Labour Government would make a downgrade more likely (more likely than ‘actually, already happened?’). S&P categorically denies saying any such thing. We can now reveal the identity of the anonymous emailer.