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Search syntax

Type words or a Sphinx search expression in the query box. The plugin uses this expression for full-text matching through SphinxQL.

Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

All words
unemployment statistics

Find both words, anywhere in the indexed text. A space means AND; unemployment & statistics also works.

A phrase
"data centres"

Find these words next to each other, in this order. Use straight double quotes, as shown.

Either word
Labour | National

Find either word. Use the vertical bar for OR.

Leave a word out
election -Trump

Find election while excluding Trump. election !Trump also works. Include a positive search word; -Trump on its own is not a valid search.

Group alternatives
(Labour | National) unemployment

Find unemployment together with either Labour or National. Parentheses make combinations easier to read.

Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

Find these words close together, in either order, allowing fewer than five intervening words.

In a title
@title "data centres"

Find the phrase in a post or page title. Comments have no indexed title; select Posts for articles only.

In the body
@body "tactical voting"

Find the phrase in the text of a post, page or comment.

By an author
@author lprent @body search

Find search in the body of items whose indexed author name contains lprent. Use the displayed author or commenter name, which may differ from a login name.

In a category
@category politics

Match words in indexed category names. Use the Categories checkboxes to select a specific category and its descendants.

In a tag
@tags election

Match words in indexed tag names. Use the Tags checkboxes to select a specific tag. Comments inherit their parent post’s categories and tags.

Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

Find recent posts

Select Posts only and Newest first. In Text Search or Archive Explorer, set From to one year ago and To (inclusive) to today, then press Search. The sidebar opens Text Search, where you can add these dates. For comments, the date range uses the comment’s own date.

Try @title election, @title "data centres" or unemployment statistics. Recent starting points:

If the results surprise you

Check Content and the date, category and tag filters. English word endings may match the same stem, so quotes fix word order rather than spelling. Wildcard searches such as elect* require index settings that the plugin’s default configuration does not enable.

Enter the expression itself in the box; choose dates and ordering with the controls. For example, use Labour | National for alternatives.

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The Three Wakas of the Coalition of Coxes

· Incognito

New Zealand has a deep connection with the sea, and this is reflected in the narratives and naval mythologies of the coalition parties. The waka of the National Party is a slick shiny speed machine that is built for speed and efficiency. It has a…

Satire

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Keep on Digging

· Nick Rockel

lprent: Nick Rockel, author of the Nick's Kōrero has started to re-post some of his substack posts here for your reading, commentary and support/disagreement on his opinions and facts. Usual rules apply about attacking the authors personally. Jones calls climate change 'woke' and says, 'Send…

accountability australian politics blogs Christopher Luxon climate change Culture wars energy Environment immigration Media national nz first Politics racism racism Ricardo Menendez Satire Shane Jones winston peters

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The Civilian is back.Unemployment is definitely up.

· lprent

The Civilian, a site that dedicates itself to "All the news that’s fit on a page" is back - along with the unemployment rates rising. Hopefully for readers this will last a while along with the satire news that author Ben is so good at.…

humour Satire

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National’s eternal road obsession

· mickysavage

The year is 2035. After a successful three term Kieran McAnaulty-Carmel Sepuloni joint Prime Ministership which started in 2026 after the last National Government imploded, National, this time led by Simeon Brown, regain power. The last Labour Government may have eradicated child poverty and homelessness,…

humour public transport Satire simeon brown transport

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Some People Say Silly Stuff

· Incognito

So, some people do and say silly stuff and sometimes even stupid stuff that perhaps they should not have, in hindsight. With “some people” I mean that we all have done this and are likely to do it again. I have and I will, although…

Satire

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Pale Stale Ale and Other Forbidden Fluids

· Incognito

No primary caregiver(s) in their right mind would name their newborn baby Adolf, right? It would burden and likely burry them for life under the baggage of history. In addition to the cruelty of a life filled with ridicule and condemnation, which could be described…

Satire

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German riot police defeated by some kind of mud wizard

· weka

Without a doubt the funniest climate action I've seen. The replies are a delight. Scroll down for the Benny Hill version. https://twitter.com/FoodForestNetwk/status/1614470043185647616 https://twitter.com/FoodForestNetwk/status/1614508951038742528 The Benny Hill version https://twitter.com/AndPassion4All/status/1614505514078969858 https://twitter.com/cerovest/status/1614550131554000896 https://twitter.com/_maxgranger/status/1614476097877610497

climate change humour

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The weather sucks

· lprent

I'm back at work at my home office desk today. I have to say that the weather generally sucked in Auckland and the north of the North Island over my break. Waiting for Luxon and his brain-dead minions will blame the weather on the government…

climate change national same old national Satire