Caption contest

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Keep it seemly.

31 comments on “Caption contest”

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  1. 1

    "Keep it seemly?

    Sheesh! You do ask the impossible don't you?

    Ok, I'll try.

    "Hello to all the great unwashed.

    Here's your tax refund for this year.

    Don't eat it all, sharing is caring ".

  2. 2

    "It’s a steal at $3, but do we have to call it a chippy?"

    “You know I can’t grab your ghost chip!”

  5. 5

    David Seymour builds on the size of hands and fingers metaphor to explain the agenda of the Atlas Network agent, ACT.

    "A real sized chip and the American franchise sized chip'.

    "This is a metaphor for the the difference in size between the government of the past and the government of the future under ACT".

    Asked about what people could do, he replied "charter schools and private health insurance, if they could not afford that as well as private schooling".

  13. 13

    "Hospital proctology services to be privatised"

    "New $1.50 lunches launched by Minister"

    "Preparing for brain surgery on Christopher Luxon"

    "Benefit cuts will still allow recipients to purchase nutritious meals"

    "Festival of non-woke food starts today in Epsom"

  19. 19

    Looks like Rothschilds & WEF have paid good money to photoshop out the Atlas Network puppet strings.

  20. 20
    1. "I just had this surgically removed from my shoulder"

    2. "Where's Willy?"

    3. "Would you buy a used car from this man?"

    4. "There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it"

  23. 23

    Cheap as chips to donors and rich listers will be my sales pitch when flogging off taxpayers assets. Rodger set a great example for me to follow.

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