Caption contest

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Categories: caption contest, humour

Keep it seemly.

34 comments on “Caption contest”

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      King of the Road!

      Old worn-out ute and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old roaches I have found, short but not too big around
      [Refrain] I'm a man of means, by no means
      King of the road.

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    reasons for delays in delivery of school lunches revealed – old vehicle and dick driver

    heard the dick on the radio, tried to defend his actions rather than take responsibility and say ‘yeah, I acted like a dick, I need to learn a lesson’. Buck stops somewhere else seymour

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    The Minister of Regulation demonstrates personal responsibility by showing parliamentary security the WOF of the vintage vehicle.

  15. 15

    David Seymour takes the PM's advice and does a photo opportunity for a women's magazine before becoming deputy PM. He explains his father was conceived in the vehicle and he himself is now planning to follow the family tradition.

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    1. New Treaty Vehicles Bill: cars were introduced by colonists so everyone on the Maori roll has to pay a tariff of 25% to drive one.
    1. I'm so unpopular these days I need to storm parliament just to get in.
    2. When I said I was engaged I didn't mean to be married, just engaged first gear.
    3. When Winston and I start knocking heads, I'll be ready for him. I've got an arsenal of weapons in the back.
    4. Any stunt will do. That’s how you rise in the preferred prime minister polls. Watch and learn, Luxon…
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    This guy, the one who wants to be in charge of how governance is regulated, is not the one you want on the driveway of your home – the speaker will likely seek a restraining order.

    1. 27.1

      Speaker Gerry Brownlee, opening question time on Tuesday, commended the officer who stopped ACT leader David Seymour from driving a Land Rover up Parliament’s steps on Monday.

      Brownlee said Seymour had sent a letter apologising for the incident.

      Any question of prosecution was in the hands of the police, the Speaker said.

      https://www.tickaroo.com/e/FIZnDTDSsf0PYJKz

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        Any question of prosecution was in the hands of the police, the Speaker said.

        laugh If Seymour ends up feeling harassed by police, then he could always tell his MP.

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