Keep it seemly.
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"John! Thank God, you want your old job back……"
"Will you marry me?"
Hallelujah, he is risen!
Ill marry you both
"Tell me John, what are the kids thinking in Ranui?"
In this version it was Pinocchio that made the puppet.
We did it, all the conservatives have been excommunicated from the national party.
And then I'm gonna tell them I wasn't wearing my pms hat at the time!!!
The tongues of mammon speak.
(apologies to Lion Beer)
"Blue blooded Blood Brothers,
Blue blooded and we both got different mothers.
Blue blooded Blood Brothers,
Blue blooded and we stick it to the others"
what happens in the bunker stays in the bunker
new lifeform discovered under scrooge mcducks moneybin
Hi Folks, this is John, I’m Chris and we’re the Howick Village People…
Are you ready John, you look dressed like the construction worker, and I’ll be the Navy guy. This lady can be the Hairy Biker…
“In the National
Yes, we’ll bring the poor down on their knees
In the National
Yes, the rich can live a life of ease
In the National
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the National, in the National
Can't you see we need a hand”
Folks here’s another bromance song – Come on now, John, join me in the chorus…
“John Key, he was once in my shoes
I said, he signed on with the blues
He cared not, if the poor could survive
If his rich friends got to live the high life…
N-A-T-S
It’s fun to play with the N-A-T-S,
They have everything for the brutes to enjoy
The poor can stump up for all our toys…”
Folks, it’s been really great to boost the morale at this National Party conference – I’m going to sing us out with one more Howick Village People song…
“Hey! – Hey! – Hey, hey, hey!
National, National man
I've got to be a National man
I've got to be a National, National man
I've got to be a National!
National, National man”
I’m Chris Luxon, I’m a National, National man
Whatever Labour does, I’m sure to reprimand
No substance to my comments, ‘cause I think real slow
Brasso on my chrome dome, got to make it glow
You can best believe that I’m a National man
Ready to kick the ladder out from everyone I can
Hey! – Hey! – Hey, hey, hey!
National, National man (National man)
I've got to be a National man
I've got to be a National, National man
I've got to be a National!
Hallelujah the Lord has risen!
Alright, I am the Messiah. Now fuck off !
Do you doubt me, John? Then put your fingers through the holes in my hands…
Is there a volunteer in the audience who'd like their hair fondled?
He he he, while his mind is preoccupied with John Key, I'll sneak up from behind him, in from the left of the photo. Then, it will be "TOFA, CHRIS LUXON" (er, my husband's Samoan…)
Bromance is not dead at the Mutual Admiration Society.
We are so great and don’t we know it!
Another 9 years of a do nothing government Chris?
I hate to say this, boys, but both of you are singing out of tune.
(Key): "Wow Chris, how do you keep your head so shiny?"
(Luxon): "Mike Hosking doesn't just lick boots you know!"
(Key): "Indeed I do, he is the one who discovered the sun shining out of my arse!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage
It's the same plan John – two terms with tax rules that allow me a home in Hawaii and an upgrade to partner with Chinese property investors and thus part of the 1% internationale.
Evil personified
People should hug before they are past their prime.
Young Nats ball.
https://www.facebook.com/NicolaWillisMP/posts/having-fun-at-the-nz-young-nats-ball-with-chris-bishop-and-erica-stanford-mp/1087154881761754/
Heyyyyyy, wheres the pizzaaaa
(John Key) – Alas, poor Yorrick. I knew him, Horatio…"
(Chris Luxon) –
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again…