Caption contest

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31 comments on “Caption contest”

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  3. 3

    ” I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can rub my head, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation”

    All credit to the creator

  4. 4

    Mattel releases 'the Chris doll'..

    See it move…!..see it speak..!

    Press the turbo button..and he does both at the same time..!

  6. 6

    Luxon: 'i embrace barbie..and all she stands for..

    For me she epitomises national party policy..

    And she speaks for nz'ers sick and tired of this do-nothing government doing nothing for barbie…and all she stands for…

    And I am no johnny-come-lately to barbie..

    Back when I had hair..I had a barbie-bus/motorhome..

    And it/she had combs and brushes..

    Aahh!..the memories..!

    Barbie rules..!..'

  7. 7

    Childish fantasy on sale in October.

    When I became a man, I did not put away childish things, I put on a tie and became rilly aspirational.

  8. 8

    Luxon:

    'don brash had his walking-the-plank moment ..

    Is this my barbie-moment…?

    Do they know about the bus..?'

  9. 9

    Limited Edition

    DeLuxon Model with 5 Talking Points Included!

    Batteries and Policies not included

    Voodoo-Proof

    2. 9.2

      5 talking points?

      Are they doing an almighty upgrade, rejigging before final release. I thought they had prided themselves that the doll had one talking point Vote National. Haven't they already decided to do away with the policies?

      lt now comes with an optional extra two words 'Buddy' and 'Kura' if you squeeze it.

  12. 12

    B version – Bullshit Barbie.

    We only wish it was only in cinemas.

    I'm a bloke, and I'm crappy
    I'm rich, but I've whined
    I'm short, but I'm wealthy, yeah
    I flew high, but I'm grounded
    I'm insane, and I'm overwhelmed
    I'm lost, but I'm hopeful, baby

    [Chorus]
    And what it all comes down to
    Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
    'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
    And the other one is givin' tax cuts

    I'm a flunk, when I'm sober
    I'm old, and I'm overpaid
    I'm bored, but I'm praying, yeah
    I don't care, and I'm useless
    I'm here, but I'm really gone
    I'm wrong, but I'm not sorry, baby

    [Chorus]
    And what it all comes down to
    Is that everything's gonna be mine, mine, mine
    'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
    And the other one is givin' tax cuts

    (apologies to Alanis Morisette)

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    They'll be on special in October..

    So hold off 'till then….

    And these don't usually go up in value..

    You can pick up a david cunnliffe action man for a song these days..

    1. 14.1

      You can pick up a david cunnliffe action man for a song these days..

      Along side the Phil Goff porcelain, with all those Tory knives in his back. And half a dozen leftist ones in the chest.

  16. 16

    Highly Recommended Accessories:

    Mercedes (Black colour only)

    Scooter

    Tesla with Optional Government Rebate

    Deputy Doll

    Self-Inflatable Poll

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    Move over Planet Key. Welcome to Luxon-world! Where everything is fake and we sell feelgood messages while giant corporations plunder your wallet! Blame Labour! Blame Maoris! Drive a Ford Ranger! Ignore Climate Change!

    The corporate media will piss on everyone and tell us it's raining. Good news for the 0.01% !!!

  22. 22

    I’m ready for my close-up now Nicola.

    or

    Ken couldn’t make it, guys. This is better. Whadda ya think Nic?

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