Keep it seemly.
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worst ever X factor panel assembled
The worst front row to represent NZ
Totally agree
One of these things
isdoes not like the others…Three Wise Men searching for an Outcome.
"Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
And here I am stuck in the middle with….."
Three Wise Men waiting for Someone to tell them what to do and how to do it
The first triumvirat – from left: Crassus, Caesar and Pompey (the Great).
Paraphrased from Wikipedia: "Together the three men dominated the (New Zealand) political system but the alliance did not last long due to the ambitions, egos and jealousies of the three men……"
Not to mention that Caesar later got topped by one of his deputies.
Et tu, Davidus?
STOP THREE WANKERS !
this is funny.
A Peterman,
Luxon Waxoff,
and Rimmer the Strimmer,
in poisoned tumbler Mexican standoff.
Winnie the pooh meets Dumbledore with the hologram created by AI.
Warning: the following might be too meta to some!
Ceci n'est pas une séance de photos
Quick ask Incognito to supply the original pipe
sic est
Two's company. Three's a crowd.
Smirk, Twerk and Berk. Shysters Incorporated.
lol 😂
come on chimps, get those hands up, speak, see and hear no evil or anything else that might matter.
The three musketeers. "All for me and none for you"
Heh heh – I always thought me and Davy would be good friends, but ah – we'll see.
These things take time y'know.
Chris: "Head of the table! I'm in charge".
Dave and Winnie: "Yes you are. You're a very clever boy. Totally outfoxed us! Now, here are the policies you will follow …"
Chris: "OK, but I still get to sit here, right?"
D & W: "Of course you do. You're in charge!"
Yes prime Minister!!!
"Bad moon arising" (apologies to CCR.)
You can't rush change.
If our cheese takes up to three years to reach perfection – perfect. We churn away.
Good things take time.
Echo and the bogeymen
The Rookie, the Bookie, and the Crooky.
"I can smile,
and murder while I smile."
– Richard III
Which one has passed his use by date !
Three waters – piss water, weak as water and non potable water.
None suits
Variation on original OM theme:
Supercilious, Sanctimonious, Super-shittus.
Welcome to my underground lair….
Whose been listening to the whispers Mammon.
Soon to be empty chairs at empty tables.
Act leader David Seymour told Newstalk ZB on Thursday morning that yesterday's meet up was a "photo op".
Seymour said it was an opportunity to show New Zealand they were bringing together three competitors.
Cute.
Seymour seems to have forgotten that National used to gift ACT the Epsom seat, in fact their only seat for 3 terms.
Photography Composition Rule #1: Use the Rule of Thirds
The rule of thirds refers to dividing your image into three horizontal sections and three vertical sections.
Two Maoris and a Pakeha walked into a pub.
"How on earth is it possible to have ended up with not just one clown whose number one priority is to take a wrecking ball to everything in their way, but three?"
"we won the election"
"now what"
"fuck knows"
"let's sell off everything"
biff- wham- slam- crash
Coalition agreement eminent as party leaders take their seats around the ouija board.
First big agreement outcome. Same room all at the same time. "Now whats next on the list. Can we agree on a list?"
"Only if I am writing it" – WP and DS say at the same time
“Vampire, Baldrick & Incel Dave.”
What a shit show–7 Pads, millionaire, Luxury Luxon thinks that he can run a country?
Look like nothin's gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can't do what Winnie & Dave tell me to do
So I guess I'll remain the same, yes
Promised the voters tax cuts
No idea where the funds would come from
Used to having everything my own way
Never thought I'd have to quantify 'em
Now I'm just gon' sit, at the dock of the bay
Watchin' my reputation roll away, ooh yeah
Sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time
"Trio", the album. Hear such songs as "Making Plans", "Telling Me Lies" and "I've Had Enough".
https://www.discogs.com/release/2949225-Dolly-Parton-Linda-Ronstadt-Emmylou-Harris-Trio
Or the other trio, the Three Tenors:
My Way (Winston Peters)
You'll always walk alone (duet
David Semour to Chris
Luxon)
O Solo Mio (Chris Luxon)
Three tenners? Come on, mate's rates….. three for ten bucks, and throw in a nice tax break as well.
Very good – are our “strong and stable” trio really any "Farther Along" yet?
You mean like these others?
"Tempted and tried we're oft made to wonder why it should be thus all the day long
While there are others living about us, never molested, though in the wrong."
"That's a really beautiful cat, Number One."
Shallowman…Hollowman…Hologram. Back in the day turning your glass upside down on the bar meant you wanted a scrap.
We have a future.
Not a very bright one unless you or mummy and Daddys already own property though
"Once they found a room large enough for their egos, negotiations progressed at a slightly faster rate."
The triumvirate of trouble.
Sounds better than the coalition of chaos.
The Cracker, The Creep and the Clown.
Swipe Left Three times.