Caption contest

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  1. 1

    "Next time your Pastor tells you that Gay people recruit – just remember who is standing on whose doorstep".

  2. 2

    Humpty and Dumpty?

    One of these things is like the other, both of these things are the same.

    Blokes World?

    Diversity will start at no. 34.

    It's all about the Money. (apologies to Anchor.)

  3. 3

    Humpty and Dumpty?

    One of these things is like the other, both of these things are the same.

    Blokes World?

    Diversity will start at no. 34.

    It's all about the Money. (apologies to Anchor.)

  4. 4

    "Next time Chris, I wonder if you could take my campaign photo from behind the camera? Better not to confuse the punters eh."

  5. 7

    "Now remember what you've been told: none of that financial crime investigation malarkey while you're hanging with us, OK!"

  6. 8

    Does this fiscal drag look good on me or do you think some hair would slow things down more?

  7. 15

    Selecting taleban candidate Mr Infidel showed the diversity in the party said Mr Luxon.

    "Sam worked at Robu Bank and has a big brain and a nose for sniffing out fraud"… he said. cheeky

  8. 16

    Sam looks like a happy candidate because the National Party have not had a leadership change this year.

  9. 17

    “John liked to be on billboards with his candidates. How’s this? Am I like John? Do you like me? Is this OK? We’re going to win, aren’t we? Could be a hairline thing!”

  10. 19

    "Sam and me checking on my 6th tenant for wasteful spending. Super exciting day for the inflation busters!"

  11. 20

    Say you can neither confirm nor deny any relationship with the person who founded the Civilian Party.

  12. 21

    just apply the guy on the left once a day for 24 hour protection from under arm perspiration and body odour

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