Caption contest

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   Cooking up a storm since 2014
2. 2

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   No flame in the grill. No food in the pan.

   Act policy in a nutcase nutshell
   1. 2.1

      very good Jenny.
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   3. 2.3

      Apt for Act Jenny!!
3. 3

   See more, hear more, smell more, taste more of me me me me epsom MP ACTing out on all channels – the new Hudson the new Halls, the old Jamie the old Donald, no where to hide from the rogered hellers bacon sizzle.
4. 4

   Near the handle, is there a small flash in the pan?

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_and_circle#/media/File:Flag_of_the_British_Union_of_Fascists.svg
5. 5

   Not sure if theres Smeg Kitchen equipment in..but there is definitely a Smeghead in a chef hat…..

   https://twitter.com/bartsnz/status/1486548770430996480
6. 6

   ACT cooking up policies for 2023.

   no heat, no food, useless suits LARPing at honest work
7. 7

   The muppet show find replacement for retiring Swedish chef
8. 8

   Just another ordinary hard-working Kiwi…….pfffft.

   I am minded of the Leadbelly song, Midnight Special.

   “………. It’s the same damn thing. Knife and fork are on the table, ain’t nothing in the pan. If you say anything about it, you’re in trouble with the Man.”

   That will be the lot of the increased unemployed that he seeks.
9. 9

   A dickhead with a spatula

   In a vision once I saw

   It was an Epsominian clown

   And on my brow he caused a frown.

   (Apologies to ST Coleridge)
10. 10

    Today ,we are going to make..soup….and tomorrow…and
11. 11

    Deputy PM, 2023
    1. 11.1

       In ya dreams, comrade
    2. 11.2

       Seymour does not know how to support. He would cause National endless headaches. He sees himself as kingpin. How will Nicola stand that?
    3. 11.3

       Nah, it's gonna be Kelvin 'Vanilla ' Davis.
12. 12

    Kelvin should be doing the cooking, I'm not Maori enough.
    1. 12.1

       Kelvin would have food on the table !!
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    Where's the vanilla
14. 14

    I was born in a crossfire hurricane
    1. 14.1

       that made me laugh out loud, but I don't get it!
       1. 14.1.1

          But it's all right. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
          It's a gas! Gas! Gas
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    It’s all a big Act.

    Where’s that flipping pancake gone?

    Fake it until you bake it.

    Crook produces enough hot air to fry an egg.

    Right uses left in kitchen.

    I have no business in this kitchen.

    I’m so high I can fry.

    King Lear Act panned for being bland and undercooked.

    TikTok fame has gone to my head.

    Confused chef’s fusion food fiasco.

    Never fry wearing a tie.

    Le Cordon Bleu, Gordon Ramsey, Flash Gordon, flash in the pan.

    I will do anything for votes but I won’t do that.

    Aspiring politician fakes first job in Fish & Chip shop to beef up CV.

    Giant cockroach spotted in pristine kitchen.

    Man fired for being unsuited as kitchen hand during trial period – sues WINZ and Government.

    Look, Brooke, this is how I cook, by the book.

    All fizzle, no sizzle.
    1. 16.1

       Bravo! A glorious word salad
    2. 16.2

       Incognito brilliant… favourites

       "the cockroach in the pristine kitchen" and "All fizzle and no sizzle"
17. 17

    Is that a tinfoil hat?
18. 18

    You owe me $100 Luxy….told you I can get any crap published as relevant with these jonolist repeaters about.
19. 19

    Goneburgers!
20. 20

    Just a small point – shouldn't that be "Caption"?
    1. 20.1

       I was thinking the same thing ….maybe there's an insiders' joke we're not aware of ?
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          In the actual captain contest, Seymour was appointed leader of the opposition some time ago.
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          Lefties are known for their lack of humour, apparently 😉
    2. 20.2

       Yes … will change
21. 21

    Spongebob just keeps on sponging
22. 22

    Your choice, the Nats frypan or the Act fire.
23. 23

    Silly man in silly hat. Not very funny.
24. 24

    Ver de goon
25. 25

    Act's School Lunch programme.

    Nothing to see here.

    Keep posing.

    Floundering on.

    How's this? (Yes I will close my mouth next time Luxy.)
26. 26

    Eschewing the usual post-political career path for ACT MPs, David Seymour has prepared a sumptuous feast for the masses, containing he said "Everything they deserve".
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       Seymour’s soup kitchen
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    What do you do with these things?
    1. 27.1

       Learning how to cook hot air.
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    Ronald McDonald at work in the kitchen
29. 29

    Man in suit invades kitchen – Staff flee
30. 30

    And after I have fed the pesky poor I am going dancing.
31. 31

    The re invented Gordon Ramsey. Fuck off David !
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    Look Mummy. I'm pretending to cook.
    1. 32.1

       Rather poor taste considering his mother died of cancer over a decade ago.
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          My apologies Gosman, if any offence was caused to any right wingers or their family members, by my generic comment depicting David Seymour as childish.

          How churlish of me.

          Churl

          From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

          (Anglo-Saxon) meaning, was simply "a man" or more particularly a "free man",[1] but the word soon came to mean "a non-servile peasant", still spelled ċeorl(e), and denoting the lowest rank of freemen. According to the Oxford English Dictionary it later came to mean the opposite of nobility, and royalty, "a common person"…..

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churl
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    I,m making Kelvan a vanilla eclair with chour pastry and chocolate icing.
34. 34

    Why does everybody call me bighead, la la la .
35. 35

    Who put laughing gas into the gas supply?
36. 36

    On a "completely different topic", has anyone been watching the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix? 😉😉😉

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