Caption contest

45 comments on “Caption contest”

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1. 1

   I’m burning your future kid, but I’ll write you this IOU.
2. 2

   Don’t forget the promoter statement, John.
3. 3

   Key fraudulently signs work that he did not create. Farrar apoplectic.
   1. 3.1

      Clever. Funny.
4. 4

   Pregnant woman debases self for cheap laugh at receding hairline.
5. 5

   I can provide you with another surgeon who’ll tell you this is how you perform a tracheotomy.
6. 6

   “How do you spell Key again?”
7. 7

   Mother subjects unborn to a bad life decision.
8. 8

   “Breeding for a business” now Key endorsed.
9. 9

   Key writes up another asset for sale!
10. 10

    This kid is already advertising, no socialist streak here. Key Endorsed.
11. 11

    John, wait, there are some things you should not do, and this is one of them. Totally inappropriate behaviour for any man. Berlusconi territory.
12. 12

    Key denies paternity! Says”But I have never seen this woman before. Honest.”
13. 13

    Here you go my dear. I will write down my name and other details for you, because one not so prominet approach to gain control of the NZ populace is to offer free sperm for interested, willing NZ females. The more babies have me as the Leader Maximo as father, the better for me, National and the whole of NZ!
14. 14

    Nah its just wind … sucka !
15. 15

    It cant be mine
    I’ve had a vasectomy
16. 16

    Mrs Faust saves time and signs over her son’s soul to the devil.
17. 17

    Hopelessly in debt to the golden spinner, the queen puts on a brave face as her first born is signed over to Rumpelstiltskin.
18. 18

    John Key continues to deflate New Zealanders’ expectations.
19. 19

    John Key draws a map, to the nearest WINZ office.
    1. 19.1

       give my love to Paula
20. 20

    So if we make the incision here, we could get Gerry an unborn for that sacrifice ceremony. He says there could be more earthquakes if our over-lord isn’t satisfied.
    1. 20.1

       GERRY : I want ta eat year baebyie – get in maey bellie.
21. 21

    pop!
22. 22

    I o u one future.
23. 23

    Joky Hen gets to see first hand affects of real inflation.
24. 24

    It’s a lovely drawing, but what does Icarus have to do with the economy? Oh, I get it.
    1. 24.1

       Someone should report Key to cyfs for harming an unborn child
25. 25

    I knew I’d get on the front page of The Standard again with this one. Me 67. Phil Goff 4?
26. 26

    Key forges signature to sell unborn children’s future.
27. 27

    Its a mirage like its future.
28. 28

    I’ll give you directions to Australia. Life is better there for babies.
29. 29

    ….what the fuck am I doing…………..50………..50, for fuck’s sake!…. chest pains…..nothing to worry about, sure; surrounded by inbred, cock-licking cunts….did it all….. most popular ever……but not a friend in the world. Fuck it. Paula’s in hospital, fucked if I’ll follow her. Can’t fuck off to Hawaii again this soon….. Nah fuck it. Hickey, Oram, Hubbard…. the fucking herald…. even fucking Morgan for fuck’s sake….. fucking Krugman and Roubini….right every time…. fuck, fuck, fuck it. Fuck this shit, fuck fucking Joyce and his fucking catholic poll and press mafia, fuck the lot of them. It’s me they need. Fucking ME! They’re fucked without ME! I’ll do what fuckin suits ME, not them…….and they will love me, I know they will…..there’ll be other maoris desperate for money who’ll embrace me (must learn some more reeo)…..and Helen’s still only 3 at the UN, Barrak would’ve noticed that I ripped in quickly on Libya, and the refugee thingy… yep she’s all good…..settle, cruise, listen to Joycie (the cunt)….look forward to Hawaii for chrissy…..goodonya love, all the best
30. 30

    That’s brilliant!
31. 31

    ” He just lokked at me and I was with child. And now we’re fucked!”
32. 32

    is that a gang patch i see?
33. 33

    hmmmmm…new zealand overbelly!
34. 34

    You will only owe $72 billion by the time you get to primary school.Don’t worry just smile and wave and every thing will be alright.
35. 35

    Is this a normal way to behave by a prime minister?
36. 36

    Are you sure this is how you make babies?
37. 37

    Using a pen supplied by an overseas owned bank Key signs off on another future asset sale.
38. 38

    [Deleted. A bit over the top there. r0b]
    1. 38.1

       That’s a bit on the nose.

       To leave half my comment.

       Is unfair

       And leads people to imagine – their worst.

       Anthony, If you didn’t like my comment you should have deleted the whole lot.

       [Done. r0b]
       1. 38.1.1

          If it helps, I’m imagining you wrote “John Key attempts to draw a bunny rabbit”
          1. 38.1.1.1

             That’s almost as funny as what I did write.

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