Caption Contest

Written By: the sprout - Date published: - 112 comments
Categories: act, caption contest, don brash

112 comments on “Caption Contest”

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  2. 2

    I know it looks like I have not shaved, but that is really just the blood of my victims…

  5. 5

    John Key snapped by clever Apple Ap called iReal which reveals the actual politician beneath the public facade

  9. 9

    I’m your nice Uncle Don and I want you to give me all your money and assets so my poor friends don’t starve. P.S. did it have to be such a big scary photo?

  11. 11

    “Those garlic cloves are not going to help you get equal pay young woman, and neither will I”

  12. 12

    “I don’t think my good friend Rodney Hide is feeling at all disappointed or betrayed”

  14. 14

    You know something? On Kiwiblog, Farrar runs “Caption Contests” and always says “Comments should be amusing, not nasty”.

    Here, you have comments like “Now, where did I leave my white robes and pointy hate, I’ve got crucifix’s to burn”.

    I’m struggling to understand why people are so nasty here …

    1. 14.1

      And we’re going to get much nastier as the year goes on.

      Even so, we won’t break into your PC and distribute your personal and political information like some other people might.

      1. 14.1.1

        There was no breaking in. The admin left the door unlocked and open encouraging anyone to go have look.

            1. 14.1.1.1.1.1

              sweetd you fucking idiot – it wasn’t just a look there was theft of personal data which was passed around, just because I leave my front door or open or unlocked doesn’t mean some wanker can come in and help himself to any of my personal information or property then spread it around the community.

              If this was done to a bank the internet theft rules would apply and whoever did it would be facing a cyber crime charge.

              You wouldn’t like it if you personal financial information was plastered all over the internet

    2. 14.2

      another right whiner.

      dry your little eyes, g_man. Brash has had worse things said about him than anything here. And that was just by the voices in his head.

    3. 14.3

      It could have something to do with Owera…

      Unlike many of the myth making denizens at the sewer we have clear recollections of history. So we tell it as it is. I’m sad that you consider that reality is nasty – but I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

      IMHO: No man in NZ public life deserves the white pointy hat characterization as much as Brash does.

    5. 14.5

      g_man, you pick a month, I’ll pick a week. You can then choose the open mike thread from here from that week that you think is the nastiest, and I’ll pick the general debate thread from KB. We then play ‘find the wankers’.

      Deal? We’ll have to do it on thurs, coz I’m busy with familial stuff over the next coupla days, but I think it would be a fascinating wee exercise.

    6. 14.6

      You guys need to get with the kiwiblog reich right school of race relations.

      The new rule is it’s fine to be a racist, but it’s a hanging matter to call someone a racist. Especially if they are a racist, cos it’s like racism. Against racists.

    7. 14.7

      I said that, brash said the Orewa address; mine is on a leftist blog, his was on the 6 O’Clock news. Slight difference – I will continue to be nasty to the affluent until such time as they actually do something constructive to help the poor!

    8. 14.8

      So Kiwiblog is supposed to be the fucking template and rules of Internet etiquette now?

      lol whatever mate.

        1. 15.1.1.1

          “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
          Oscar Wilde had it right eh Don. Suck on another lemon Miss Clark! Checkmate nicky.

            2. 15.1.1.1.1.2

              He actually currently does not have a ban and hasn’t had one for several years. He tends to obey the warnings enough to avoid bans, and I haven’t had to get moderator irritated with him for quite some time. That means he gets to comment here unless he runs afoul of one of the mods.

              I don’t think he adds that much to the debate. But he doesn’t seem to limit it anymore either. More like ambient noise?

                2. 15.1.1.1.1.2.2.2

                  You obviously don’t live around Ponsonby Road. On Fridays and Saturday the ambient noise is often relationship breakups on our street corner…. While we are trying to sleep.

                  My concept of ambient noise may be different to yours?

  19. 19

    Hurry up bansky, annoint either clown to run for the ‘pretending to be central wing’ in Epsom……don’t make me come over

  20. 20

    Unknown to the Empire, Palpantine secretly wears spectacles…
    OK, its nasty but the resemblance…

    1. 20.1

      It’s not that nasty; Juilia Gillard reminds me of Jar Jar Binks, which is far, far worse, IMHO.

  23. 23

    Geriatric has been superior to current leader of opposition and deputy PM.

    NZ public abandons all hope.

  25. 25

    “Eeeeeehhh, the only way for us to catch up to Australia is for New Zealand workers to take massive pay cuts. I am perfectly serious.” *

    * No joke. He actually said this.

  26. 26

    Act Leader Don Brash welcomed Alex Fogerty’s decision to leave National to join Act.

    “Like Bob Clarkson, John Banks and I, Alex has seen the need to give some backbone to the Government. Like us, he believes in ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer one law for all,” said Dr Brash.

  30. 30

    The body has been discovered of the dead man whose identity was stolen by David Garrett.

    1. 30.1

      Politics aside, that really IS funny.

      Many of the other comments wouldn’t make it into a fourth form school mag.

  33. 33

    “Well, that’s odd … I’ve just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers – have him beaten to a pulp.”

  36. 36

    You’re not a maaree are you? I don’t see why maarees should have cameras, there’s no mention of photography in the treaty.

    1. 36.1

      Yes, all palangi should desist from taking photos of me as well – it isn’t the treaty of waitaiinnnggiiiiiii. Neither is the electronics of the standard. Kiwiblog… Oops – umm – aha – sewers were around!!!!!!

  38. 38

    ‘
    Don’t vote for me.

    I don’t need you to vote for me.

    I have never needed you to vote for me.

    I will never need you to vote for me.

    I will get into parliament even if not one person votes for me.

    I don’t have a mandate.

    I don’t need a mandate.

    I don’t want a mandate.

    I will determine the direction of the next government, without a mandate.

    Pitchforked by rich lobbyists to the head of the National Party, I was unelectable.

    Pitchforked to the head of the the ACT Party by wealthy lobbyists, I am still unelectable.

    It doesn’t matter that I am unelectable, with big money behind the John Banks campaign I will be pitchforked into parliament on his coat tails.

    Beware: I hate and despise you all and when I get into parliament I am determined to demonstrate it.

    You have been warned.

  47. 47

    UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. Anyone got some Xlax, I am so full of shit it keeps coming out my mouth.

  50. 50

    The DON says: I’m going to make you an offer you caan’t refuse! I’ll cut you in when we loot the public wealth, white collar stuff: big tax cuts!

    Quote from the Godfather

  52. 52

    “It soon became apparent that the alien lizard-men had not quite perfected their human-skin disguise…”

  54. 54

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
    I call this one “Blue Steel”.
    My economic theory was blown up in a totally unexpected petrol station accident!

  55. 55

    ARE YOU EYBALLIN’ ME ?…NIGGA I WILL FUCK YOU UP !!!

    [lprent: That is getting over the edge. Too noisy apart from anything else. And teasing people for being raised in the 19th century is quite unfair. ]

      1. 55.1.1

        Gee you’re all class aren’t you ‘wog.

        …i can actually envision The Don saying that to just about anybody not of his ‘race’, but then again i can picture him in a spandex teddy saying ‘spank me Mistress Odgers’ to Cactus Kate too.

  58. 58

    Is that a camera I see in front of me? Then why can’t I just smile and wave like that other fellow?

  61. 61

    Damn, why doesn’t all this economic mumbo jumbo I learned in kindergarten work on real people.

  63. 63

    “With its wrinkly pink skin, beady eyes and outsize teeth, the naked mole rat resembles a sabretoothed sausage. But the strange-looking mammal has a secret which is fascinating scientists searching for a cure for diseases of old age, particularly cancer.

    “Despite being only four inches long, the rodent lives for 30 years – seven times longer than a normal rat – and appears not to be afflicted with the world’s number one killer disease.

    “Researchers have now taken a step towards understanding the extraordinary reason for its longevity and resistance ….. ”

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/europe/news/article.cfm?l_id=7&objectid=10736954

    oops. sorry. mistaken copy and paste job. wrong post.

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