Would you trust him with a kitten?

21 comments on “Would you trust him with a kitten?”

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   My own kitten, Bebert, hisses and growls at Key when he appears on telly. Obviously he can sense the evil inherent within the individual!
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      Maybe the kitten is reacting to the steam coming out of your ears.

      References to evil are way over the top, it’s a shame that parties and ideologies drive extreme overstatements.

      Good cartoon.
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         Couldnt resist the opportunity to push your own special blend of blandness eh Pete – Craigs exclamation mark is a little hint that humor still exists in non UF parts of the universe – and when it is taken into account it is actually your comment that is the extreme overstatement.
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      Interesting that John Key just about barfed up on a cute little kitten he was holding for yet another smile and wave photo op… Am I mistaken in thinking that vampires can’t stand cats?
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      Bebert knows a rat when he sees it!
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   I’d trust Key with a kitten as long as the cameras were on him, but only that long.
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      I wonder what Key did with kittens when he was a little school boy.
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         He can’t remember. He might have pulled their wings off or he might have patted them. He had no strong feelings about cats.
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            . He might have pulled their wings off

            You know it’s sad but true, that there are cats with wings. (Poor mutated things.)
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               http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2631016/Chinese-cats-grow-wings.html

               But veterinary experts say that despite the hard inner core, the flaps do not harm the cat’s quality of life or safety.

               Unless, of course, you’re sympathising with him about the excess female attention 😛
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                  But veterinary experts say that despite the hard inner core, the flaps do not harm the cat’s quality of life or safety.

                  They totally freak my son out but! He refuses to think about them, abd my friend Vittorio is even worse, he insists they are a hoax! 😀
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                     Don’t feed kittens Chinese made milk powder.
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   Make sure that it isn’t John Key’s media team that will dictate who should lead our country after the election. Here is one way voters can ensure democracy not spin will inform our votes:
   http://localbodies-bsprout.blogspot.com/2011/10/green-leaders-show-initiative.html
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   Only when on camera.
   Cheesy.
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   More than I’d trust him to run the country
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   Only if I wanted him to sell it…
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   He does have a cat though, obviously a cat lover…got talked about on the radio…….
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      Moonbeam
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   My kitten also purrs loudly and gives the telly loves when Phil Goff or the Greens appear on it. He did seem bewildered when Colin Craig showed up on the Conservative Party advert showed up. As for Don Brash, he spat, ran under the bed and glowered. Obviously ACT consist of ravening kitten eaters!!! 😉
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   Trusting Key with anything that could be sold off to anyone, regardless of true ownership, is tantimount to believing in the tooth fairy.
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      What’s not to trust Irascible? He said he was going to sell, and he will when he is re-elected.

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