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“When you get our card we will be able to stop you spending your benefit on junk food, so enjoy it while you can!”
Thought Bubble coming out of elderly lady’s head: “Awww, for Fucksake !, who’s this prick ? Looks like he thinks he’s some sort of Comedian.”
Sorry, that wasn’t meant to be funny. I’ve been led to understand that’s precisely what she was thinking.
Would you like lies with that?
Smiling because he knows the quality of saliva provided.
“Hahahahaha, Macca’s, I was at Antoine’s last evening, and you paid for that too!”.
John does something more useful than his previous 6 months put together.
John gets a laugh from the little old lady’s big treat of the week.
Little old lady heard to mutter, “Bastards!”
Would you like fries with your home care cuts madam??
lol
The chopped fried beneficiaries are our speciality mam!
lol
Ah-ha! Now we’ve got your details from your eftpos transaction we’ll be sending Paula round for a wee chat. Didn’t see that coming, did ya? Eating ‘maccas’ at 2.30 p.m. on a Tuesday? Bloody dole scrounger! And don’t give me that ‘I’m retired’ line. I didn’t get to be where I am today by giving a toss about retirement.
See, I told you, you didn’t really need that home help.
you’ll be right, that’s enough for your table
yeah – on yer bike, go on – piss off
Any oppertunity to be photographed will not be turned down.
You mean people really do this shit job for $13 an hour!
I’d like to see Key do the 30 sec challenge for $13 an hour, he wouldn’t have that suit jacket on.
How you like my low wage economy now bitch!
“Thank fuck I’m not subject to youth rates, I still gets my $400k a year for this!”
Are you a mum madam? Can we interest you in a power company with that? (people can’t do without power ….if you know what I mean). Or how about a state monopoly accident insurer?
Not enough money madam?
Well, go out and get a job you lazy cow!
John Key discovers a job commensurate with his abilities.
Actually, I bought this McD’s franchise with your superfund… In your face!
+1 micky
“Hey, wanna take a bet on whether the old girl makes it to the table without spilling her coffee?”
beats eating catfood for a change eh ?…just, HAHAHA
Enjoy your healthy Maccer’s treat… would you like a “voluntary” operation with that?
National introduces a new policy to reduce the numbers receiving superannuation – compulsory McD’s three times a day for everyone over 65 (excepted for Friday when it is KFC)
Ian Its working for Gerry and Paula. they have their own little obesity epidemic.I’m lovin it
Key checks out a life style choice for those on fixed and decreasing incomes. Waits for photo to be taken, smiles, waves and scuttles off to double dipton at Antoines for” reality fix”.
“If only you had made better choices, you could afford better food” Aside “silly old cow probably remembers egalitarian NZ”
Probably the most honest work he has ever done in his life.
Take that tray over to Big Gerry on table 9, that’s only the first part of his 17 course breakfast
Hurry up before bennetts order or it’ll be the salad choice only.
Oliver Twist survives Dickensian London, in an effort to escape his miserable past, immigrates to New Zealand, disguises his identity, and lives to 150, yet, still get laughs at by the Beadle and his assistant when he asks for more.
“What were those shiny round pieces of metal she gave you?”
Customer: some things missing wheres my brighter future.
John: oh come on dont be like that it was just an add
you didnt honestly think I would deliver did ya?
Maccas employee: next thing you will want a big Mac that looks like the ones in our adds.
John Key attempts to……… [deleted]
Helen Clark finds new job at MacDonalds upon exiting UN
Weak
“Yes, this is what you worked for all your life, your honest, decent toil, your contributions to your country, your honesty and industry have led you to this. Whats the long face for?, you will be happy to know that I’m doing fine in the polls”.
Slick product placement.
Brand John Key gets a cameo in a Mac Donalds advertisement.
Former Labour voter opts for something with more substance.
Former Labour voter tries a National ‘hamburger’ and finds it filled with sawdust and stones.
Empty carbs prism like their empty promises
@mik e I thought my caption was nicely placed between Pete’s mistaken interpretation and Adders mad laughter. Yours adds that extra goodness with a slice of non-fattening protein.
Now that you’ve paid for that burger, how would you like to buy it again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, loser.
While on a transit stop at Honolulu airport in the US territory of Hawaii, New Zealander Lois Kent, is astounded at uncovering John Key’s real identity.
“Well ackshelly, nobody has noticed the difference after my job swap with Ronald”.
John Key demonstrates how he was able to, by dint of hard work and honesty make $50 million dollars.
Bank of America goes bankrupt key has to work in minimum wage job!
New Ziland goes bankrupt after 3 years of National Govt .Key works in burger joint cos govt can’t pay Pms wages.
“Really, I may look just like a cardboard cut out, but see how happy the woman beside me looks! She knows I can do a real job!”
Don’t blame me for your liquefaction lady!
LOLZ Iza McDonalds 4 star general now.
Hallo dear, this is a Prime Ministerial holdup! Yes, believe it or not, this is a HOLDUP! Hand over the cash and a couple of Big Macs right away, and nothing harmful will happen. You think, you have seen me before? NO, that is impossible. I only look like him, but I have a sense of humour too, that is why I do this with a big, wide smile. All is well, my dear, all is in GOOOD Hands!
The big question here is; Did he give her the correct change?
Another NACT voter short changed
Whatever happens, after the 26th I’m gonna get all Edward Hyde on your arse!
Sorry nan’, this has to last you for the week.
Milk shake? You must be kidding. You won’t be able to afford one of those.
“Sorry Mam, we only have the tax cut fries and the privatisation burger.”
Just calling it a ‘happy meal’ won’t make it so, the elderly woman thought as she collected her order from the over-dressed pimp and his crackhead bitch on the counter …
Fuck Up Bitch your be on this side after Nov 25th
No the old person was on the serving side showing off national super savings policy because if you don’t save you’ll end up working till your ninety!
We only accept your soul as payment here lady!
“Tchah! We got rid of the hyenas in ’35, saw them off in ’57 and in ’72, and again in ’84 and ’99- and by God we’ll do it again in three months time…… Oi, where’s my purse?”
PM and corporate crony (mockingly): 5 dollar combo all you can afford you old tart, serves you right for working hard all your life and putting all your savings into blue chip. Pays better to be an investment banker not a sucker aye hahahaha
‘Lady Customer Thinking’ I wonder if he washed his hands, as well as he has with our country?
Corporate sponsorship of NZ Govt. results in new look offices for ministers.
“I came here seeking help” remarked one desperate pensioner as she turned away from reception area of the new Prime Ministers office,, “but the nice lady could only offer a clown in a suit and some cleverly packaged crap”.