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The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

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Little Mr Key, the spider & the sunny day

· Zetetic

Once upon a time there was a little man called John Key. He told everyone that if they trusted him he would lead them to a brighter future. Some of the people said he was lying to get power. More people said that they liked…

humour john key

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Be rad: vote Yani and James

· Eddie

OK, so it's quite up with the best campaign ad ever, but Yani Johanson and James Dann's anti-Bob Parker rap brought a smile to my face. Yani is running for councillor in the Hagley-Ferrymead ward and James is going for the Hagley-Ferrymead Community Board, both…

humour local body elections

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Capitalist Ten Commandments

· notices and features

From TheCenterForBalance.org via Information Clearing House. The Capitalist Commandments 1. Do unto others before they do it unto you. Beggar thy neighbor and trade their employments without offset, tariff, or compensation to secure a bountiful profit from the greater slave. Engage the most authoritarian of…

capitalism class war humour

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Best. campaign. ad. ever.

· Zetetic

Do you watch 5 second films? If not, you're wasting your life. Now, waste some more. In five second increments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8

humour youtube

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Short and sweet

· Tammy Gordon

At the risk of following Bill's excellent post with something  seriously lightweight, I just read this in the Listener and thought it was worth sharing for the pure joy of it ... "Surely if anyone in the Act Party was going to impersonate a dead…

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200,000 comments

· notices and features

451 days after we hit 100,000 comments, we've hit 200,000. Now, will we get to 300,000 before the election, which will be in late July about 300 days from now? Maybe, here's every 20,000 comments plotted by days since we started: And the election itself…

humour notices The Standard

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Phil Davison, bringing the passion back to politics

· Zetetic

Some people are passionate local government finances. Really, really, really embarrassingly passionate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4 Best parts are when (holding back tears, Beck-style) he says he won't apologise for his tone and when he says "If nominated tonight, I can guarantee with 100% certainty that what you are…

humour us politics

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Rally to restore sanity

· r0b

Remember Glenn Beck's "Rally to restore honour"? Depressed about America apparently spiralling out of control into political insanity? Me too! But now, at last, someone speaks up for the 70 to 80% of Americans who aren't crazy. A beacon of hope in a troubled world!…

humour us politics

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Caption contest

· Zetetic

Thanks to all the other writers for excellent pieces on the serious issues. Time for a lighter subject. Fortunately, when you've got a clown for PM, there's always a laugh to be had. Couldn't help wondering why Key's sitting in the middle row here. Made…

caption contest humour john key

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Newspapers had their uses

· lprent

Reading the New York Times this weekend, I found this wee gem - "IPad vs. Newspaper, Fly-Swatting Edition" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfFfqMR6uK0&feature=player_embedded It was unclear how many iPads were harmed during the making of this video.

humour newspapers youtube

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Just what they needed

· Eddie

It was heartbreaking this morning to read of the worsening conditions in Christchurch's poor suburbs, where damage assessments are only just now being done and aftershocks are accumulating more and more problems on already vulnerable communities. So, this picture sent in by a reader caused…

business humour

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Key: Obama’s my pen pal

· Zetetic

Key says his personal relationship with Obama (met the guy twice) means he can call him. Don't think it's your winning grin mate. Think it's because you're PM of New Zealand. Anyway, this ain't a game of collecting phone numbers, John. You've got to deliver…

john key Satire

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Kiwi jester to play for Queen

· Eddie

Self-styled 'Jokemeister-in-chief' John Key has been selected from a host of eager clowns, buffoons, and slapstick artists (known as the National Party) to perform for Queen Elizabeth the Second for a weekend next month. A clearly excited Key announced his selection. "This is the ultimate…

Minister for Overseas Holidays Satire

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Lost respect and trust

· r0b

I was wondering whether to write a post on the very odd things that outrage the tight little circle of right wing bloggers we have in this country. Here for example is DPFs rant on the big issue of the week. But MikeG in a…

dpf humour national

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Government NACTered

· r0b

Kingmaker Winston Peters today dashed the second term chances of the troubled NACT government: Asked if he would consider joining a National-ACT coalition if his party got enough votes next year [Winston Peters] said; "That's not going to be a possibility at the next election."…

Satire

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Massive series of blasts to close gap with Australia

· Zetetic

Freshly returned from attending the launch of a feasibility study into building 27.5m of cycleway in Winton that is expected to create 100,000 jobs, Prime Minister John Key has announced a new plan to close the gap with Australia. "As you may remember, last year…

john key Satire

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Boscawen new ACT deputy

· Zetetic

Clad in traditional climate change denier headwear, John Boscawen today assumed the role of ACT Deputy Leader. With that surpreme earnestness which is preserved for the truely nutty, Boscawen announced that he would use his new powers to launch a crusade against NIWA until "the…

act Satire

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All hail honourable leader’s birthday

· Eddie

Rapturous crowds of workers from People's Information Services spontaneously gathered in Beehive theatrette yesterday to praise Beloved Leader of People's Constitutional Monarchy of New Zealand, Honourable John Key, on anniversary of his birth. "Comrades! I thank you!" said Honourable Key to the sighs of the crowd.…

john key Media Satire

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Don’t ask directions from Colin

· Zetetic

Needed a laugh. Luckily, C Espiner always delivers: "The amount of time Key has put into Asia - and China in particular - is staggering. While his predecessor was fond of visiting Europe, Key has virtually snubbed the northern hemisphere since he has been prime…

blogs humour Media

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Labour 12% ahead in the polls!

· r0b

As I might have commented before, I don't get too excited about the polls. It's all about the one and only turnout on the day that matters. However, I can't help but being very pleased to report that Labour has leapt to a dramatic 12%…

humour john key

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Where’s Kate? Wanted for media avoidance…

· lprent

While there are some ministers who are pretty scared of fronting up for their portfolios, Kate Wilkinson is one of the worst. There is also this little gem about a Minister that is happy to be anywhere that Sean Plunket isn't. I guess this image…

humour john key Media

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We have it wrong…

· lprent

We have it all wrong. What Brownlee was really trying to say. From William Joyce

humour