Once upon a time there was a little man called John Key. He told everyone that if they trusted him he would lead them to a brighter future. Some of the people said he was lying to get power. More people said that they liked…
OK, so it's quite up with the best campaign ad ever, but Yani Johanson and James Dann's anti-Bob Parker rap brought a smile to my face. Yani is running for councillor in the Hagley-Ferrymead ward and James is going for the Hagley-Ferrymead Community Board, both…
One of these things is not like the other, One of these things is not quite the same. Can you guess which one is not like the other, Can you tell me before I finish the game?
From TheCenterForBalance.org via Information Clearing House. The Capitalist Commandments 1. Do unto others before they do it unto you. Beggar thy neighbor and trade their employments without offset, tariff, or compensation to secure a bountiful profit from the greater slave. Engage the most authoritarian of…
Do you watch 5 second films? If not, you're wasting your life. Now, waste some more. In five second increments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8
"The Cabinet Manual clearly states that Ministers are responsible to me for their ethical behaviour, not for their judgment." "Mr Hide has carried out his affairs in a personal and private capacity to a high ethical standard." John Key, 22 Sep 2010
At the risk of following Bill's excellent post with something seriously lightweight, I just read this in the Listener and thought it was worth sharing for the pure joy of it ... "Surely if anyone in the Act Party was going to impersonate a dead…
451 days after we hit 100,000 comments, we've hit 200,000. Now, will we get to 300,000 before the election, which will be in late July about 300 days from now? Maybe, here's every 20,000 comments plotted by days since we started: And the election itself…
“All I can say is that in the 22 months that Mr Hide has been a minister in my Government he’s shown very good judgement and he has my full support.” John Key, 17 Sep 2010
Some people are passionate local government finances. Really, really, really embarrassingly passionate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4 Best parts are when (holding back tears, Beck-style) he says he won't apologise for his tone and when he says "If nominated tonight, I can guarantee with 100% certainty that what you are…
Remember Glenn Beck's "Rally to restore honour"? Depressed about America apparently spiralling out of control into political insanity? Me too! But now, at last, someone speaks up for the 70 to 80% of Americans who aren't crazy. A beacon of hope in a troubled world!…
Thanks to all the other writers for excellent pieces on the serious issues. Time for a lighter subject. Fortunately, when you've got a clown for PM, there's always a laugh to be had. Couldn't help wondering why Key's sitting in the middle row here. Made…
Reading the New York Times this weekend, I found this wee gem - "IPad vs. Newspaper, Fly-Swatting Edition" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfFfqMR6uK0&feature=player_embedded It was unclear how many iPads were harmed during the making of this video.
It was heartbreaking this morning to read of the worsening conditions in Christchurch's poor suburbs, where damage assessments are only just now being done and aftershocks are accumulating more and more problems on already vulnerable communities. So, this picture sent in by a reader caused…
To find out who it is, click here. Will this individual's personal file be read out in Parliament by Paula Bennett? Will this beneficiary's sex life be investigated by WINZ as grounds for disqualification? Will this beneficiary be required to go to through an endless…
Key says his personal relationship with Obama (met the guy twice) means he can call him. Don't think it's your winning grin mate. Think it's because you're PM of New Zealand. Anyway, this ain't a game of collecting phone numbers, John. You've got to deliver…
Self-styled 'Jokemeister-in-chief' John Key has been selected from a host of eager clowns, buffoons, and slapstick artists (known as the National Party) to perform for Queen Elizabeth the Second for a weekend next month. A clearly excited Key announced his selection. "This is the ultimate…
I was wondering whether to write a post on the very odd things that outrage the tight little circle of right wing bloggers we have in this country. Here for example is DPFs rant on the big issue of the week. But MikeG in a…
Kingmaker Winston Peters today dashed the second term chances of the troubled NACT government: Asked if he would consider joining a National-ACT coalition if his party got enough votes next year [Winston Peters] said; "That's not going to be a possibility at the next election."…
Freshly returned from attending the launch of a feasibility study into building 27.5m of cycleway in Winton that is expected to create 100,000 jobs, Prime Minister John Key has announced a new plan to close the gap with Australia. "As you may remember, last year…
One of these things is not like the other, One of these things is not quite the same Can you guess which one is not like the other, Can you tell me before I finish the game?
Clad in traditional climate change denier headwear, John Boscawen today assumed the role of ACT Deputy Leader. With that surpreme earnestness which is preserved for the truely nutty, Boscawen announced that he would use his new powers to launch a crusade against NIWA until "the…
Rapturous crowds of workers from People's Information Services spontaneously gathered in Beehive theatrette yesterday to praise Beloved Leader of People's Constitutional Monarchy of New Zealand, Honourable John Key, on anniversary of his birth. "Comrades! I thank you!" said Honourable Key to the sighs of the crowd.…
After half a government term of insisting they had an economic plan, Finance Minister Bill English and Minister for Economic Development Gerry Brownlee, have been unwilling to answer direct questions in the House regarding the details of the plan. It now appears that they were…
Needed a laugh. Luckily, C Espiner always delivers: "The amount of time Key has put into Asia - and China in particular - is staggering. While his predecessor was fond of visiting Europe, Key has virtually snubbed the northern hemisphere since he has been prime…
As I might have commented before, I don't get too excited about the polls. It's all about the one and only turnout on the day that matters. However, I can't help but being very pleased to report that Labour has leapt to a dramatic 12%…
While there are some ministers who are pretty scared of fronting up for their portfolios, Kate Wilkinson is one of the worst. There is also this little gem about a Minister that is happy to be anywhere that Sean Plunket isn't. I guess this image…