One of these things is not like the other XI

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  1. 5

    Groucho was the only one clever enough to realise that you never join any club whose standards are so low as to accept you as a member.

  2. 8

    One of them took hours to talk himself out of the situation he put himself into by declaring on a US customs form that his occupation was a smuggler.

    Three of them are anti-Marxist and one is.

  3. 9

    Sung to the theme of Rawhide, strangely very few words needed to be changed! Silly but uncanny at the same time
    Roy Hyde!

    Roiling, rolling, rolling
    Though their heads are swollen
    Keep them Act boys rolling
    Roy Hyde!

    Rain and wind and weather
    Hell bent for leather
    Wishing Boscowen’s by my side

    All the things I’m missin’
    Right wing bigot kissin’
    Are waiting at the end of my ride

    Move ’em on, head’ em up
    Head ’em up, move’ em on
    Move ’em on, head’ em up
    Roy Hyde!

    Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
    Ride ’em in, cut ’em out
    Call ’em out, ride ’em in
    Roy Hyde!

    Keep moving, moving, moving
    Though they’re disapproving
    Keep them pollies moving
    Roy Hyde!

    Don’t try to understand ’em
    Just rope, throw and brand ’em
    Soon we’ll be living high and wide

    My heart calculatin’
    Coalition partners waitin’
    Be waiting at the end of my ride
    Move ’em on, head’ em up
    Head ’em up, move’ em on
    Move ’em on, head’ em up
    Roy Hyde!

    Etc

  4. 11

    Is it true that Rodney is now Associate Education Minister? Why so ?

    Groucho was very funny on purpose!

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