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unemployment statistics

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Labour | National

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(Labour | National) unemployment

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@tags election

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@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

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For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

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RIP NZ satire

· Natwatch

John Oliver's piece on Dildo Baggins is great, applying the satirical boot to the nuts of the NZ body politic. Why is it that it takes an American show to perform this public service? There used to be, long ago, great satirical current events shows…

Media Satire Steven Joyce

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Truthiness

· notices and features

They say that reality has a left-wing bias. Turns out that truth does too. (Source)

accountability humour

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By the Twelfth Day of Christmas National Gave To Us

· BLiP

' ♯ ♬  ♪ . . .  $12 million Saudi sheep farm $11 million dollar apartment ten Northland bridges nine bills through urgency $80 billion dollars debt Seven long years Six percent unemployment Five Flag options $45 million Novopay Three $6,000 sofas two toy sheep,…

humour

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Little in free fall! (In a good way)

· notices and features

Good on ya Andrew Little: Andrew Little takes on skydive for kea conservation launch ... Mr Little will do a tandem skydive from 19,000 feet above the Franz Josef Glacier to help launch a new kea conservation programme promoted by Skydive Franz and the Kea…

Andrew Little humour

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Trans Tasman make fools of themselves with MP “rankings”

· notices and features

There's a rubbish publication called "Trans Tasman" which gets some attention once a year when it publishes a Roll Call - "rankings" of MPs. These rankings are pretty much always blue-tinted nonsense. But this year Trans Tasman have really made fools of themselves. Here's some…

humour

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Allahu Quackbar!

· te reo putake

Those lovable scamps at 4chan have taken to replacing the heads of Isis fighters in internet images with rubber duckies. Isis want our fear and they get our derision. Nice; if any of these cowards get martyred in the next few days the first thing…

International internet Satire social media lolz Syria war

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Imperator Fish: the Terrorist Test

· notices and features

Reposted from Imperator Fish: https://twitter.com/josiepagani/status/666512475538395136 I have created a short test to help you determine which side you’re on. Are you for the terrorists, or against them? Just work out how many of the following statements apply to you. You have not yet written a…

Deep stuff International iraq Satire Syria war

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Great political quotes of history – the Key version

· notices and features

Excellent piece on Newsworthy yesterday - Is John Key Gutless? Yes He Probably is TBH. Well worth reading for various reasons, but the best bit was these famous political quotes - as Key might have said them: “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall…

humour john key

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Well I’m glad we cleared that up

· Anthony R0bins

Steven Joyce's MBIE continues to make headlines for all the wrong reasons: MBIE's 'schoolboy antics' with inflatable sheep cost taxpayers $745 Taxpayers are footing the bill for an incident with a model sheep at the Ministry for Business, Innovation and Employment's Christmas party last year.…

accountability humour you couldn't make this shit up

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Scoop on the Hager Rawshark raid case

· notices and features

Here's something for politics junkies on a Saturday morning - Scoop on the Hager Rawshark raid case: Inside The Hunt For Rawshark - The Hager Raid Court File Scoop Independent News has secured access to the court file for the Hager Rawshark Raid Case and…

Dirty Politics humour journalism

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#JKLovePoetry

· notices and features

In the absence of a caption contest this fine Friday, Standardistas might like to turn their idle hands to poetry. Love poetry. Specifically, the very special love and yearning that John Key seems to feel for Richie McCaw. The Twitterati have made such a good…

humour john key

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WMBAD: Prison

· notices and features

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b00cqGY6XBU The final episode for 2015. Check out the full White Man Behind a Desk channel.

humour prisons youtube

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WMBAD: The TPP

· notices and features

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARs3QyHY5Ok Check out the full White Man Behind a Desk channel.

humour trade youtube

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WMBAD: Trade

· notices and features

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSWVabne_FA Check out the full White Man Behind a Desk channel, and this interview piece.

humour trade youtube

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Scientists remind dickheads of their inadequecies

· lprent

Ever imagine what a bull elephant's penis looks like? Well wonder no more. Biologists kicked off a #junkoff today with this challenge. I'm afraid that most of the 'junk' here is male - because that gender tends to be the showoffs? https://twitter.com/AnneWHilborn/status/636346360825008128 https://twitter.com/AnneWHilborn/status/636368058085457920 Man, how…

humour internet science