Written By: - Date published: 7:36 am, December 10th, 2015 - 22 comments
Sing along as we count our gifts . . .
Written By: - Date published: 1:03 pm, December 4th, 2015 - 32 comments

Written By: - Date published: 9:00 am, December 1st, 2015 - 13 comments
The Youth Delegation at COP 21 has secured a copy of the Government’s negotiation guide and has published it …
Written By: - Date published: 12:11 pm, November 30th, 2015 - 11 comments
There’s a rubbish publication called “Trans Tasman” which gets some attention once a year when it publishes “rankings” of MPs. These rankings are pretty much always blue-tinted nonsense. But this year Trans Tasman have really made fools of themselves…
Written By: - Date published: 10:55 pm, November 29th, 2015 - 70 comments
4chan bombs Isis. Now that’s the way to hurt them!
Written By: - Date published: 10:37 am, November 20th, 2015 - 43 comments
Cameron Slater and his associates are legal morans. This has been extensively investigated and judged on by the Court of Appeal in a judgement released yesterday. I have a wee look at it and the steaming heap of faecal matter that these idiots tried to get the judges to consume.
Written By: - Date published: 9:00 am, November 19th, 2015 - 22 comments
Following from a tweet from Josie Pagani Imperator Fish has designed this handy quiz so that protesters can work out if they prefer ISIS to the TPP.
Written By: - Date published: 10:22 am, November 15th, 2015 - 24 comments
David Slack is on fire this morning with his take on our craven human rights record – in the form of imagined NCEA questions.
Written By: - Date published: 2:31 pm, November 11th, 2015 - 28 comments
Newsworthy imagines famous political quotes – as Key might have said them. Perhaps Standardistas can add some more…
Written By: - Date published: 11:08 am, October 27th, 2015 - 25 comments

Written By: - Date published: 1:25 pm, October 25th, 2015 - 104 comments
The normal rules apply. Keep it seemly.
Written By: - Date published: 7:22 am, October 24th, 2015 - 186 comments
Scoop on the Hager Rawshark raid case – and more!
Written By: - Date published: 1:42 pm, October 23rd, 2015 - 37 comments
Odes to the very special love and yearning that John Key seems to feel for Richie McCaw.
Written By: - Date published: 1:02 pm, October 16th, 2015 - 2 comments
Team White Man Behind A Desk are back with their final episode for 2015.
Written By: - Date published: 11:08 am, October 12th, 2015 - 13 comments
Journalist Jonathan Pie presents the real news.
Written By: - Date published: 2:05 pm, October 8th, 2015 - 100 comments
The normal rules apply. Keep it seemly …
Written By: - Date published: 2:50 pm, October 2nd, 2015 - 3 comments
The White Man Behind A Desk is back, looking at the big picture, why we hate politicians, and why you need to tweet John Key.
Written By: - Date published: 1:45 pm, September 18th, 2015 - 3 comments
The White Man Behind a Desk takes on the TPP.
Written By: - Date published: 3:45 pm, September 1st, 2015 - 90 comments
Keep it seemly …
Written By: - Date published: 2:15 pm, August 28th, 2015 - 1 comment
The White Man Behind a Desk on trade. Reckon we should ask them to do the TPP?
Written By: - Date published: 11:59 am, August 27th, 2015 - 12 comments
Ever imagine what a bull elephant’s penis looks like? Well wonder no more. Biologists kicked off a #junkoff today with this challenge. I have to say that the local trolls waving their dicks about on this site look poorly endowed and rather unimaginative.
Written By: - Date published: 10:00 am, August 18th, 2015 - 12 comments
John Oliver offers some advice on our quest for a new flag.
Written By: - Date published: 2:01 pm, August 17th, 2015 - 5 comments
From last week, the White Man Behind a Desk on Colin Craig’s various legal adventures – and more!
Written By: - Date published: 12:00 pm, August 16th, 2015 - 78 comments
Keep it seemly …
Written By: - Date published: 11:48 am, July 24th, 2015 - 14 comments
The White Man Behind A Desk is back, with equal opportunity satire and a special message to rich people.
Written By: - Date published: 3:00 pm, June 30th, 2015 - 87 comments
Keep it seemly.
Written By: - Date published: 10:47 am, June 23rd, 2015 - 83 comments
Help Colin name his new party…
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