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Just this little bit more debt and I can start to privatize the ACC. Suckers!
Yes, I’ve sold off all of our public assets but look! I have these invisible magic beans!
The Standard is not this influential.
I only leaked to Patrick Gower this much!!!
yeah it was a tiddler but at least I caught it and no I didn’t have my measuring stick officer
It was only when English started casting animal shadow figures on the overhead projector that New Zealanders knew that this year’s budget probably had some holes in it.
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Joyce reckons Key’s is actually only this big and nothing like the one he is associated with.
Yup this is about how much we care about ordinary kiwis however seasonally adjusted it may reduce, you be the judge as we really don’t give a rats arse.
Bill “And as usual we reckon govt debt this year will be about this big”
“the gap between the rich and poor in the 1950s was this big……we were the wealthiest
country in the world ,with almost zero unemployment……..look how badly me and my neo-liberal mates have fucked up.”…[Bill speaking after swallowing a truth serum by mistake]
We won’t stop our terror until everyone receiving a WINZ benefit feels this big.
“minister, how big will national debt be come election time?”
“pretty small”
We only missed by this much – we’ll be in surplus next year for sure.
The most accomplished Double-Dippers can pick noses with two digits simultaneously.
When I was in the shower with him I was shocked to find he was only this big.
Yes it’s true, Judith [poor taste]
Bro way to far!!
[Only penis jokes will be tolerated]
[The clitoris is poor taste]
:roll eyes:
“Yes having a micro penis is a serious medical condition”
Look we are only this far off reaching a surplus
This is how much I know about being a good finance minister.
When we are finished with Housing New Zealand, it will be this big.
We only have this much to go to before we start the demolition of Housing New Zealand.
I had my boss but was left disappointed.
Youve got about this much milk left at the end of the week if your lucky and thats as good as is gets for you lot
Labour has this much chance of winning the next election.
A one percent swing looks much smaller than that, even according to Natonomics.
live short and don’t prosper
comment of the thread.
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Your brighter future is this big.
to tell the truth by working with John Key and trying to smile and agree ….my brain is shrinking to the size of a walnut
…not to mention the shrinking of my other organs…it will be soon time to retire…unless Judith can do something about the bastard
Very good!
“That’s the size of my self respect after 7 years doing keys dirty work”
“This is how much more excuse we can pull out of our arses, and how much more debt we’re going to shove into yours.”
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Yay for the Hedwig reference! But English is nowhere as classy as that east German punk transexual.
Gold đ
Notorious gangster confirms his membership of the ‘crips’
This is about the size of the intelligence level of the combined NatzKEY caucus!
The reason we all share Joyce’s dildo is because the average prick size of the caucus is only this big.
“The 1% have only got this much to go before they have everything wrapped up!”.
This is the size of the floor plan for the new state houses we will be offering.
The $900/week I claimed by pretending to live in Dipton was not real stealing, well maybe a tiny bit
We made a list of the National Party’s principles. It was this long.
As a Catholic myself I admire Pope Francis this much.
I care about inequality this much
“This ………is how much I care”
Look! I was there! I was actually on the course! The Supreme Leader was this close to a hole in one….!!
With this personalised stun grip……….I have nearly silenced whale oil and pete george…..i can get to stun level 10 if i really concentrate
Wellington National HQ 2017. Due to the abolition of the electoral commision, due to cuts…….The new method of calculating who won and by how much was un veiled…..”Trust In Us, We Won By This Much! Plus No Appeals!”
Wellington National HQ 2017. Due to the abolition of the electoral commision, due to cuts…….The new method of calculating who won and by how much was un veiled…..”Trust In Us, We Won By This Much! Plus No Appeals!”
Sock Puppet Convention, goes ahead inspite of being blighted by opportunist burglars
I have met both blokes, its so unfair and I have seen with my own eyes, they this much natural hair left, so lets not talk disparagingly of John & Donald……
Trust me,,again…I can open the top of a bottle of beer, without an opener,,like this!!!
I only drank this mush officcer?….hic
National Bans Breathlizer and shows off new self assessment method to be employed
I am not saying the leader of the labour party aint one of the lads yet on an all party night out he left this much in his pint glass!!!!
Minister, shows off NZ sign language, new signing for “Complete Arsehole!”
You should see me when they let me use both hands!!!
John and came this close to selling off to the Russians..
but Fiji got in first!
Hang on,,please wait,,,,I managed it yesterday,,
i can do a bunny rabbit shadow too!!!
rock, paper, something i forget!
âYou can tell John is lying when his nose is about this long. In fact, Iâve never seen it any shorter than this!â
lol
Bill demonstrates that if you give National an inch, they will take a mile.