Caption contest

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John Key Brodie Retallick

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  3. 3

    “OK guys forget what Shag tells you about team work and co-operation, that’s all socialist clap trap. It’s every man for himself out there. Then one of you can have all of the wealth and the rest can have a pittance. Sound good?”

  14. 14

    Well that settles the limits on Key’s size.
    According to the photo he is bigger than McCaw and smaller than Whitelock.
    That camera lens must have been as warped as the one they used for the pledge card snap.

  15. 15

    Ha ha, look fellas, the creepy slimy stalking toad has turned up!

    Throw him back into the murky pond from where he came!

    1. 19.1

      Lol. Just about hear Richie saying “flipping heck, give him a beer and ignore him and he might go away!” Notice key is only one drinking.

  21. 21

    Definition of a pervert … let me see …

    Has a ponytail fetish
    Stalks rugby captains
    Enjoys being questioned about personal dirty little habits
    Loves to hang around rugby players’ change rooms

    Hmmm …. anyone come to mind?

  24. 24

    I hope John Oliver sees this photo. Who else has a Hobbit for a pm? What a dick. Bet he was in the sheds before the ab’s so he could bags the seat next to Richie before anyone else.

  28. 28

    Sorry. No quip. Just seen pic for first time. I’m flabbergasted. So the Key dick actually gatecrashed their changing room? I can’t believe its for real. How embarrassing. John Oliver is going to love this.

  29. 29

    Who gives a continental what John Oliver thinks ? Apart from left wing tragics

    He is the leader of the country wether you like it or not, why should he not congratulate the team on behalf of the country It looks like he presence is appreciated

    Again a clear demonstration of jk living rent free in many of your heads

    1. 29.1

      No-one gives a continental what you think oh ‘delusioned’ one. He maybe the leader (more fool the voters) but he ain’t no leader. He’s a philistine and I put you in the same bracket.

      Have some grammar lessons and learn how to spell and you too can be like us.

      2. 29.1.2

        Oh I am devastated Ann by your put down I thank the lord every day that i am not part of your little collective, a life of bitterness glass half empty, , whinging and moaning is not for me, nor is an unhealthy fixation on one man that borders on psychotic

        Take labour day to reflect, it does not have to be that way

        1. 29.1.2.1

          You spend most of your time here, whinging and whining about opinions that no-one actually holds.

          So there’s that.

        3. 29.1.2.3

          You cant help being self deluded in your own nest and think that you hold the upper ground thats until it falls under your feet
          Others know what it cost the workers of this nation to keep that Key pricks crimes paid in full
          Make no mistake Key is here to balance his books not ours
          And just like his mentor Douglas will live off this nation and return SFA except delusion like yours

    2. 29.2

      Do you think Labour should also get free election advertising throughout the rugby season? The problem is JK lives “rent-free” in the head of the average kiwi, enabled by fawning media and useful idiots like yourself.

      Sorry if we are puncturing your JK fantasy world.

  33. 33

    Look PM, I don’t fecking care…….i am off for a beer……i don’t care about fern flag or hobbit on a flag..PO

  34. 34

    Ok you fucker I have been writing to you for ages about the lack of apprenticeships, zero hr contracts, the housing crisis and global warming.

    Yet u dint reply…

    NJow you will step outside with me!

  36. 36

    This is your last warning, you show up here next weekend…..and I will make you wish you’re in opposition!

  40. 40

    Hi My name is Keys, John Keys, I have this idea i am foisting, I mean giving the nation a choice on, would you like to be the flagpole?

  41. 41

    McCaw: Its ok Fellas, he keeps following me around, don’t worry, after a bit he disappears up his own arse..or buggers off to play golf…

  42. 42

    I haven’t got my contacts in..yet if your the the fourth official who put me in the bin..you are so dead

  43. 43

    Christ, I wouldn’t have believed till I saw you PM,,,,,,You make Trumps hair, look real…you slap head!

  44. 44

    Ok, we unlucky five have to shake hands with you….whilst the rest of the team is with your wife,,,,,the sacrifices we make Richie!

  45. 45

    MCaw..Really fellas, You have no idea……..your complaining that he is here now,,back home he follows me around….. the month before last he was sleeping in my dustbin

  46. 46

    McCaw..Really fellas, You have no idea……..you’re complaining that he is here now,,back home he follows me around….. the month before last he was sleeping in my dustbin

  47. 47

    You come in here, and call yourself an All Black with that white shirt?! Right I am gonna break yr pulse for that….

    Who’s is this again Richie?

  48. 48

    Ok Fellas……bad news…..we are gonna loose next week…..good news,,,,,,,he wont be here!

    yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  50. 50

    Ok Fellas, look at this way……..i know its hard having him around..yet whilst he’s here he ain’t doing any damage at home!

  52. 52

    Nonu: That’s it,,,,,,,i have listened to his BS, shaken his hand for his PR selfies,,,,,,,yet FFS,,,,,,,he just let rip an awful little fart,,that’s so disgusting I am out of here

  54. 54

    Oh Fellas, not again,,,You cant leave me alone with him………..no,,pleaseeee…..the rest of you come back, Please……….

    all he does is talk about golf and politics

  55. 55

    No PM, I am not joking,,,,if you ever touch my daughters ponytail….I will detach this arm i am holding..got it?

    good!

  57. 57

    You haven’t heard the worst of it ….we are all invited to his holiday home in Hawaii………………………………..where are you all going?????
    Don’t leave me alone with him!!!!!

  58. 58

    No Pm, when I get done by the law I have to pay the penalty of spending 10 mins in the bin..

    When you break our laws,,,,,,,nothing happens.

  59. 59

    Yes PM…..Yet you do know what they say about the size of a blokes shoes and other parts of his body..so that makes you even more insignificant

  60. 60

    No,,,,,Please let me get this for myself…….You’re the 4th official? No, ermmmm the president of South Africa? no, ermmmmmmmm the head of the organizing committee? no?

    Ok i give up, who are you?

  62. 62

    “Fuck off Key. What the hell are you doing in our changing rooms? And one more thing: if you come NEAR my little girl I’ll rip your smug head off.”

  63. 63

    Just tweet Go Nats on Election day, you will be rewarded!

    Don’t worry about any negative consequences, the Nats will ensure you just get a slap on the hand with a wet bus ticket (if that).

  64. 64

    Here Richie, I got you this John Key action figure. It does fuck all and I would’nt put it anywhere near your moneybox or Barbie, it can pull a ponytail with one hand and feed the chickens with the other.

    2. 67.2

      Yes clears the throat when you try to laugh knowing if Key will have CT trying to spin an advantage out of Cairns. Just how gullible does he think we are.

  71. 71

    Bruce, John, John this is Bruce. Bruce would like you to explain about how you glommed his dad’s money through Equiticorp.

  74. 74

    “Yes Mr Whitelock I will remember to shake hands properly and leave ponytails alone, just dont break my hand”
    Keiran :Jez Sam give him a break
    Richie :You can let him go now Sam

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