Caption contest

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1. 1

   “Take all the red stuff out I only want to keep the blue stuff.”
   1. 1.1

      maybe they should be drawing it from the left arm.
2. 2

   “Yes, I’m a ‘true blue cold fish’.”
3. 3

   They’re not taking it out. They’re putting it in!
4. 4

   IRD’s alternative payment option for ACT supporters was popular among those whose transition was not advanced.
5. 5

   A routine day at the dentist.
6. 6

   The source of an outbreak of post-transfusion gormless syndrome has medical authorities baffled.

   In early efforts to prevent any further spread of the rare and unfortunate condition, staff at blood transfusion services have been instructed to satisfy themselves that potential donors know their arses from their elbows .
7. 7

   obviously he has not been to Europe during the mad cow disease. 🙂
   1. 7.1

      I hear [deleted] is living in Auckland these days.

      [Pointless, sexist abuse of commentators = see you back here when the equinox swings around.] – Bill
      1. 7.1.1

         ?????
8. 8

   “It takes a lot of fuel to run an autonomous hologram ” says Rimmer.
9. 9

   Urgh can we dye it blue…. red blood indeed, I dont want commie blood in me!
10. 10

    Existing on the Holo-deck does take a lot of energy even if it is virtual reality.
11. 11

    Will this make me smarter?
12. 12

    See!
    It pumps out faster when you’re wearing extra tight shirt and pants.
    1. 12.1

       unless he is actually be pumped up, rather than giving blood?
13. 13

    How does this square with libertarian philosophy’s utter rejection of the commons?
    Propery rights trump everything.

    Does he sell the blood?
14. 14

    “The paediatrician wasn’t available to see me but according to The Standard readers a rectumologist is certainly appropriate.”
15. 15

    ACT party on life support
16. 16

    Seymour demonstrates how charter schools work.
17. 17

    “It’s a new treatment called Voteox”
    1. 17.1

       Clever. 🙂
18. 18

    Which blood group? H, I think.

    or …

    O for ownedbynational

    Yes, nurse, it’s true. It’s only massive injections of taxpayer funded blood that’s been keeping Roger Douglas alive these last 70 years. And now, sadly, we’re down to the final human volunteer.
19. 19

    After they give me a heart I’m getting a brain, then maybe courage
20. 20

    How even a NACT can be useful.
21. 21

    Preparing breakfast for Stephen Joyce
22. 22

    Blood-sucking parasite arrested and ordered to pay reparation
    1. 22.1

       LOL!!!!!!!!!
23. 23

    “He’s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    Without him life would be much grimmer!”
24. 24

    The Matrix re-enACTed

    Note: the thin tubing should go into the back of his head at the base of the skull but the ACT Party Press Secretary (APPS) decided against that because it would look fake & forced.

    BTW, good on him for donating blood.
25. 25

    Ruth Richardson’s love child has blood test to prove he’s entitled to a trust fund.
26. 26

    “I must give this blood offering to my demonic overlord _the Keymaster_, in exchange for unholy POWER over Epsom MuahahahaHAHAHA!!!”
27. 27

    Peter Carey’s “The Last Days of a Famous Mime”, due to preview next week at the Globe, has been abruptly cancelled.
28. 28

    H
29. 29

    vampire capitalist groupie donates to the cause.
30. 30

    ” So the sheep are placed on these portable dressing tables and facing Mecca … “
31. 31

    Now I remeber why going through Epsome is such a soul draining experince…
32. 32

    “Bring the stone back – we’re getting even less ou of this one”

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