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Government makes Move On Orders Bill less shit

Written By: - Date published: 9:56 am, September 6th, 2026 - 4 comments

This week the Government reluctantly reversed its intent to allow homeless teenagers to be prosecuted if they did not move to somewhere less safe when required to move on by police.

New Zealand’s Gas Panic Was Entirely Lies

Written By: - Date published: 9:36 am, September 4th, 2026 - 32 comments

Anyone remember it was just a year ago that businesses and government politicians were crying about the loss of natural gas availability?

Who is to blame for Air New Zealand’s latest result?

Written By: - Date published: 4:25 pm, September 1st, 2026 - 22 comments

Christopher Luxon has asked Air New Zealand to explain what caused its recently announced significant loss. The answer appears to be a decision made by Air New Zealand while he was Chief Executive.

The Government suddenly wants to limit the damage it has caused to our climate response

Written By: - Date published: 8:46 am, August 30th, 2026 - 24 comments

After spending all term undermining the Country’s climate change response the Government now wants to improve the country’s ability to meet the Country’s Paris Accord obligations.

Could Kiwibank Buy TSB?

Written By: - Date published: 10:37 am, August 28th, 2026 - 5 comments

Kiwibank are proposing to buy TSB Bank, before Heartland get it.

Big Hairy Te Tiriti Debate

Written By: - Date published: 7:01 pm, August 15th, 2026 - 13 comments

The debaters for the night are:
David Seymour (ACT)
Casey Costello (NZ First)
Willie Jackson (Labour)
Marama Davidson (Greens)

Also participating is:
Pat & Chewie (BHN)
Paul Barlow (The Collective)
Ripeka Lessels (NZEI)
Nathan Seiuli (Pillar NZ)

Winning the battle but losing the war

Written By: - Date published: 10:56 am, August 13th, 2026 - 48 comments

Christopher Luxon may have kept the National Party leadership yesterday but National’s chances in this year’s election just became much worse.

Will he stay or will he go?

Written By: - Date published: 7:44 am, August 12th, 2026 - 77 comments

Christopher Luxon’s decision to call a National Caucus meeting this morning to vote on his leadership may result in him being forced to walk the plank.

Protest against American Imerialism

Written By: - Date published: 10:33 am, August 8th, 2026 - 4 comments

Anti imperialism protest on this afternoon at 2 pm at Auckland.

Luxon, Yahoo and Numpty

Written By: - Date published: 2:19 pm, August 7th, 2026 - 3 comments

Christopher Luxon completed a week from Hell by calling his coleaders Yahoo and Numpty and obliterating Media coverage of the announcement of the opening of Auckland’s City Rail Tunnel and of new industry designed school subjects.

Does Policy Still Win the 2026 Election?

Written By: - Date published: 12:17 pm, August 6th, 2026 - 20 comments

In a 2026 election beset already by bombast and hyperbole, is the big-policy-first approach of the left still working?

Uber Air Force One

Written By: - Date published: 10:28 am, August 6th, 2026 - 26 comments

It has been disclosed that Christopher Luxon used an Air Force plane to fly him from a National Party fundraiser in Whanganui to his home in Auckland.

Luxon’s biggest problem is Luxon

Written By: - Date published: 10:40 am, August 4th, 2026 - 25 comments

As we enter the home strait for the 2026 election National strategists must be thinking “what the f*(k do we do from here”? Because Christopher Luxon’s complete indifference to the difficulties businesses are facing and his inability to control Winston Peters are harming National’s reelection prospects big time.

TOP proposes cuts to Public Service that Act would be proud of

Written By: - Date published: 6:21 pm, August 1st, 2026 - 139 comments

The Opportunity Party has a hidden objective. They want to make huge cuts to the Public Service that even Act would look at and think “that is brave”. And they have been less than open about the cuts.

Winston Peters clings to a dying empire

Written By: - Date published: 4:18 pm, August 1st, 2026 - 23 comments

It may feel to NZ First cultists that Winston Peters is being picked on this site. But if he chooses to act like an geriatric, erratic, and foolish foolish dickhead in the pursuit of the unthinking bigot vote.. Well, then opinion writers will notice and opine. Here is another opinion from Local Bodies which focuses on a foreign minister who appears to be out of touch with current international affairs.

Aotearoa’s very own Donald Trump

Written By: - Date published: 1:11 pm, July 31st, 2026 - 37 comments

New Zealand First is peddling nonsense law changes straight out of the Donald Trump playbook. And engaging in obnoxious racist behaviour. And Christopher Luxon does not have the ability to stop them or control them.

Sack Him Christopher

Written By: - Date published: 10:34 am, July 31st, 2026 - 46 comments

After the 2005 election, the Chinese Embassy sent Zhang Wei to ask me if Winston Peters would follow Labour government policy. I said I didn’t know, but would ask.

The Greens in their own words

Written By: - Date published: 10:00 am, July 27th, 2026 - 12 comments

The co-leader speeches at the AGM, and the new policy of a 1 year moratorium on AI data centres.

Stuart Gnash

Written By: - Date published: 9:33 am, July 23rd, 2026 - 29 comments

With the demise of Stuart Nash’s planned resumption of his political career the question has to be asked, did Stuart Nash leave NZ First or did NZ First leave Stuart Nash?

Jones should be sacked

Written By: - Date published: 11:13 am, July 21st, 2026 - 8 comments

Shane Jones underscored Christopher Luxon’s weakness by telling him publicly that he needed to “take off your kneepads” when receiving a visit from foreign leaders without repercussion.

Defusing the goddamn ticking time bomb

Written By: - Date published: 10:31 am, July 21st, 2026 - 8 comments

Our reliance on fossil fuels is a ticking timebomb, There Are Real Alternatives, and the Green Party have a plan

The World Cup final, and Defence double standards in the Pacific

Written By: - Date published: 8:33 am, July 21st, 2026 - 17 comments

The World Cup is over and the good guys won, geo-politically speaking. When China fired a test missile a few weeks ago, it was as if the sky had fallen in.

Four Promises, Fifty Years On

Written By: - Date published: 4:18 pm, July 18th, 2026 - 6 comments

Norman Kirk once said people do not ask for much: someone to love, somewhere to live, somewhere to work, and something to hope for.

Dead Cats everywhere

Written By: - Date published: 10:15 am, July 18th, 2026 - 28 comments

Winston Peters has engaged in classic dead cat political behaviour by publicly announcing that one of the new Interisland ferries will be called “Cook” and diverting the debate from the cost to the name.

Latest poll – too close to call

Written By: - Date published: 9:41 am, July 14th, 2026 - 64 comments

The latest RNZ Reid Research Poll suggests that the chances of Christopher Luxon needing a new job after the next election are increasing.

A Very High Impact Climbdown by Minister Bishop

Written By: - Date published: 5:57 pm, July 9th, 2026 - 21 comments

Minister of Transport Chris Bishop has now finally admitted that National’s 2023 election promises in transport were “very ambitious, ” and pushed many of them into simply future unfunded ideas, at devastating economic cost.

Simpleton Brown: an idiot about power

Written By: - Date published: 1:14 pm, July 9th, 2026 - 7 comments

I was struck by just how out of touch Simeon Brown is with the frustration of residential consumers of electricity. The ever rising prices, the frequent outages, and the stupidity of our electricity market. National’s fast-track doesn’t address any of that, nor their minuscule solar plan. Labour’s plan is a more useful fast-track to transform our real productive economy. Far more so than just exporting profits offshore from mining and data centres

Official talk of Independent Foreign Policy is farcical

Written By: - Date published: 8:25 pm, July 6th, 2026 - 39 comments

If we are a “force multiplier” we are not independent. We are meant to multiply force for the US. Against China. Madness.

Where the Fight Against the DSS Bill Now Stands

Written By: - Date published: 10:11 pm, July 5th, 2026 - 1 comment

On Thursday, Victoria Coleman handed over a petition at Parliament calling for the Disability Support Services Bill to be scrapped — 16,458 signatures got in five weeks while she cares full-time for her seven-year-old son Levi. Campaigning on top of that responsibility tells you whats at stake for thousands.

With friends like NZ First …

Written By: - Date published: 12:27 pm, June 27th, 2026 - 6 comments

This week Tama Potaka announced the Government will backtrack on a proposal that would have allowed for the sale of up to 60% of the country’s conservation land. But Shane Jones then completely undermined the announcement by talking about using Conservation land for mining.

National panics with Kiwisaver announcement as polling crashes

Written By: - Date published: 3:52 pm, June 24th, 2026 - 21 comments

National’s recent Kiwisaver announcement, expected to cost $110 million a year, only pays back some of the savings from its erlier Kiwisaver cuts expected to save $610 million a year, and appears to be signs ofincreasing panic.