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(Labour | National) unemployment

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@category politics

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@tags election

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Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

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Caption competition

· notices and features

Sometimes life imitates art. This is the picture that Phil Twyford was ejected from question time for displaying. Might as well turn it in to a - caption competition!

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The SkySore

· notices and features

Dave Armstrong at The Herald Dom Post has written a very funny piece on the SkyCity fiasco, and in the process coined the immortal phrase "The SkySore": When SkyCity politely asked the taxpayer for a top-up they were met with a FeroCity of criticism from…

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Damn you readers :) Upgrades again

· lprent

Well ok, after the election I figured that I could shift the site to some slower storage with a whole lot of redundancy in a RAID6 array of slower drives. We'd have a lot fewer readers than our peak for about six months after post election, right? Nope…

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Imperator Fish: A clarification

· notices and features

Sexist right-wingers are lining up to abuse Eleanor Catton for speaking her mind. The odious Sean Plunket is the worst, calling Catton a "hua" (sounds like and sometimes defined as "whore"). Imperator Fish responds... A Clarification There appears to have been some confusion about the…

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ImperatorFish: A statement from the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish kindly lets us syndicate his posts.  This one is originally here.   The New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union is outraged at the scandalous behaviour of Auckland mayor Len Brown. The people of Auckland deserve better than a mayor who spends public money discharging…

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Fred Dagg – User’s Guide to NZ

· Mike Smith

I miss Fred Dagg - John Clarke's latest is a purler. "New Zealand ... is an egalitarian nation made up of well over four million rugged individualists and naturally gifted sportspeople and is run on alternate days by the government and whoever bought the national…

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SISters are doin’ it for themselves

· Guest post

r0b: Promoted (with one minor edit) from a comment. Got me smiling about no laughing matter! SISters are doin’ it for themselves... (With apologies to Annie Lennox and Aretha Franklin) Now there was a time when they used to say That behind every great spy…

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ImperatorFish: A statement from John Key

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish kindly let's us syndicate his posts.  This one is originally here.   Apologise? What for? I’m not sorry for anything. I have done nothing wrong. It’s Phil Goff who should be apologising. It’s Phil Goff who should resign. If you read…

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Key: I’m Lazy, Incompetent

· Bunji

It may just be the quality of John Key's analysis, but apparently the Gwyn report has done something impressive in scientific circles and proved a negative. It comprehensively shows that John Key never knew about the Goff SIS OIA release. Or not. JK: but at…

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Country divided: Key can’t rule

· Bunji

Sunday 21 September: After the election result last night showed how divided the country is, it is unclear how the nation can unite behind John Key to let him be Prime Minister. Key got less than half the vote, with more of the public not…

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Friday Fun: Thatcher and Scooby Doo Jungle Ropebridges

· Bunji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVPYFsTlp4Y Scooby Doo jungle canyon rope bridges as a commentary on Thatcherite and Tory socioeconomic policy and Stewart Lee's existential despair. Also, (h/t Polity) - these Mr Men book reviews are superb: For indeed, Hargreaves himself seems to give up on Mr Small - in…

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ImperatorFish: A plea for help

· notices and features

Reposted from ImperatorFish, who despite his current difficulties kindly allows us to syndicate his posts. I don’t usually ask for help, but this is different. I have made a lot of enemies, and some of them are determined to destroy me. My truth-telling has often made…

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Should Right-wing newspapers just shut up?

· Anthony R0bins

A dirty election victory hasn't led to any soul-searching among New Zealand's Right-wing newspapers and media. Where to from here? M.Y. KEYBOARD (In the spirit of Philip Matthews) reports. In a parallel universe, David Cunliffe is the prime minister of New Zealand presiding over a…

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Q&A with Andrew Little 3pm Sunday

· lprent

At 3pm on Saturday Sunday, Andrew Little will be on The Standard for discussion with questions from our audience of ardent left-wingers, greens, those who are just interested, and the odd window driven troll. As always with candidates, this forum will be fully moderated. So…

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The last five days

· Guest post

A train is travelling through a nasty thunderstorm. It’s an express train; it’s late at night, and it’s travelling fast. The bad weather unnerves the driver. He’s had several close calls already. He squints through the small window in the cab, at the curve ahead…

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