Caption contest

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  4. 4

    Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey sing –

    We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
    To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
    It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
    If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
    In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
    Where a million diamonds shine!

  14. 14

    Day before release of Dirty Politics by Nicky Hager, ShonKey took a drive out to the country with some of the crew. . . Ummmm anyone seen Jason Ede lately?

  15. 15

    “I’m pretty sure that should do it but knowing Judith and Jason we should pour a bloody big lump of concrete over the whole area”

  19. 19

    Gerry says: “This soil is definitely made in NZ, no question. . .”
    Peter says: “Yes, this land is our land no doubt about it. . .”
    ShonKey laughs: “HA HAAAA, not anymore!”

  23. 23

    the final internment of any idea the national party is a rational/fair political-force..

    ..one working for the betterment of all new zealanders..

    ..(i understand that after the internment..

    ..they all took turns at pissing on the grave…)

  38. 38

    James Cameron generously employs out of work Nats on his new Wairarapa farm. He was quoted as saying,” It’s only fair”.

  42. 42

    Key ekshully so relaxed at the end of the day, he mis-hears ‘Mardi Gras’ so promotes “Muddy Grass” to attract gay voters.

  43. 43

    All day long they work so hard till the sun is going down
    Working on the highways and byways and wearing, wearing a frown
    You hear they moaning their lives away
    Then you hear somebody say

    That’s the sound of the men,
    Working on the chain, ga-ang
    That’s the sound of the men,
    Working on the chain, gang

  47. 47

    For Christ sake Pete’s put your back into it, I’ve hidden that tax cut money round here somewhere & Gerry would you be so kind to point that in the other direction.

  61. 61

    Key: “Hey Pete + Gerry, how do you get the spade to dig into the Earth like that? I’m pushing as hard as I can on the handle, but it just won’t break the surface.”

  66. 66

    Postcard from the Nat family all looking for gold.

    Oh Mary this [country’s] a wonderful sight
    with the people here working by day and by night
    They don’t sow potatoes nor barley nor wheat
    But there’s gangs of them digging for gold in the street
    At least when I asked them that’s what I was told
    So I just took a hand at this digging for gold
    But for all that I found there I might as well be
    Where the mountains of mourne sweep down to the sea

  68. 68

    “Let us dig our own long drop. Voters are sure to send us all here on election night. Personal responsibility, remember? We have just 12 days to go! Nice place to hide our shit”

  71. 71

    John – “When is a spade not a spade……?
    Hekia – “When you’ve got hold of it John, then it becomes a leaner?

  72. 72

    “Plebs don’t have enough food you say? Ok, I am relaxed about that! Let us dig them some grass instead. See, we do care!’

  74. 74

    John Key demonstrates how he digs dirt on the opposition
    Hekia notices a Slater crawling around in a very deep hole!
    Key shows with a little coating of whale oil no Dirt sticks to him or his Spade!
    Transmission resumes as usual Key and cabinet get away with digging more dirt!
    Key pulls his team into line its my way or the highway more dirt digging now this is how!
    Pete have you finished the Dunny yet,Gerry I know your keen on brown fields Development!

  77. 77

    Under the Governments version of the “Sword in the Stone” method for deciding leaders, Dunne & Brownlie fail in their leadership bid.

  86. 86

    Checking out the reports-digging up the dirt
    you get to meet all sorts in this line of work
    treachery and treason-there’s always an excuse for it
    and when I find the reasons-there’s still no excuse for it.
    And what have you got-at the end of the day
    what have you got to take away
    a block of cheese and a new set of lies
    blinkers on the people to avert their eyes.
    Scared of life-no compensation……
    private investigations.

    Deepest apologies to Dire Straits

  89. 89

    Hekia’s horticultural lesson

    ”This is how we use to plant our dope up the coast
    Just put a seed in the ground, no possums to worry about in those days .”

    ”Are you learning some thing John about the reason why we grow dope in NZ?”

    NO MONEY cause you and pricks like you stole it all .

    Maori fella ”If im quick I will be able to piss in that hole Peter”

    Gerry:”This brings back distant memories”

    Other fella ” We are gathered here today to witness the burial of a nation”

  91. 91

    “After all the bunkum we have dished out to the common people for the last six years, we might need this secret remote bunk to hide ourselves away after 20 Sept. So, dig, boys, dig!”

  92. 92

    A small RWNJ crowd watches two senior cabinet ministers twerking for New Zealand! The head honcho who is also the twerking instructor looks well pleased! “The job is not yet finished, there are miles to go before we fleece, miles to go before we flee”, he whispers.

  93. 93

    The PM and flunkeys break ground on the new ‘highway to China’ project. Hekia’s innotative tunnel concept passed completely under opposition party radar.

  97. 97

    Call this a competition? You gits…Hell,,,I have already dug mine and taken a piss in it! Do I win the shoveling shit comp or what?

  103. 103

    The Pretenders non tribute band,,,,started off with “Backkkkkkkkkkk on The Chain Gang”…..It needed more work yet at the defeat party it would be perfect..

  105. 105

    Trust me, like i tell the electorate trusts me….If we dig a tad deeper, we shall come across a colony of live moas……!

  108. 108

    Ok I have seen the film..we dig here….Ok there is no big W, like in the film…yet I am sure we will come across the tax cuts here

  109. 109

    Keys didn’t know it at the time…yet to dig up the all blacks, haka practice ground…would have repercussions that would see him in plaster in a private hospital.

  110. 110

    Its Ok, don’t sweat u dicks…Peter Jackson told me, this is middle earth and if we dig deep enough…We can use the live hobbit as as Slaters replacement!

  111. 111

    Ha you morons..digging with old fashioned spades,,,look at me with my self delusional pneumatic hammer….I am gonna beat ya!!!!

  113. 113

    This is so wrong..you two promised me, you knew where the bodies of my political opponents were buried..If your wrong you know your punishment, yes a whole day with Pete George canvassing!

  115. 115

    Agent one far left “has anyone told keys, you don’t find truffles like this….agent two far left” you’re joking? It just good to see the arse do some work,,shusssh..”

  116. 116

    Keys shows off to the press the beginning of his new holiday camps for the poor and vulnerable and anyone that votes Labour….Stalag Luft NZ1 would soon be built

  117. 117

    WARNING – Disturbing content

    It was rumoured that back in 2016 President Parata and her personal hit-squad used to take former rivals out to remote locations where they would be forced to dig their own graves before being shot.

    (Please, if you find the thought of a President Parata distressing , do seek help and/or counseling and vote sensibly )

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