Sometimes life imitates art. This is the picture that Phil Twyford was ejected from question time for displaying. Might as well turn it in to a – caption competition!
Caption competition
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“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
“Bridge or no bridge, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on in Northland–that is, badly.”
Snouter was curious at the new additions to his sty but felt relaxed about it as he was good friends with the smelly one requesting a belly rub.
National taking political pork to new levels.
Piggy Muldoon said, ‘think big’, not ‘think pig’ !
Natsies playing piggy in the muddle … (insertion of u intentional).
i’m sick of seeing this bullshit
Key didn’t just make a pig’s ear of banging in that nail, he made a whole pig…
Like the five eyes, the five pigs club.
John watched frrom behind the hoarding as Steven, Mark and Simon advertised another new trough.
Pork and turnip-heads
Pork – what pork? I don’t see any pork!
Key, Joyce, Bridges, Adams, Parata…
“Nah,
We see no pork,
Talk no pork,
Hear no pork !”
By-election? What by-election!
Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink!
Clemgeopin, you got it all wrong…….Joyce is undeniably an egg!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/life-style/news/video.cfm?c_id=1503081&gal_cid=1503081&gallery_id=148643
Mike Sabin, shapeshifter par excellence.
Mike, the first little pig built his house from straw.
Mark, the second little pig built his house from wood.
“Communication in pigs is mainly vocal; there are ~20 different recognized sounds. The grunt is one of the most common sounds, given in response to familiar sounds or while looking for food (rooting). A short grunt is given when the pig is excited, whereas a long grunt is a contact call and normally associated with pleasurable stimuli. When pigs are aroused they may squeal, and they may scream when hurt. Dominant pigs bark at subordinate pigs as a threat.”
On that basis, there’s a good chance the porker in question is a comms advisor to the PM.
National includes necessary visual recognition tool of actual sow’s ear while they attempt manufacture of their silk purse.
( and pardon me, but wtf is Sabin doing in any pictures at all ???)
Well – rawshark-yeshe – his picture hasn’t been banned, only what he’s done !
so they are still happy to have him supporting their campaign ?
baby cheeses, as tracey would say.
Poor pig called Pearl is confused by swine cast in front of her.
the bible has the best caption of all ..
Matthew 7:6 : “Do not cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.”
Go piggy !
+ 100%
@ rawshark-yeshe #(17)
Appropriate 🙂
Failed candidate screams obscenities at picture of his leader and begins destroying own sign after Winston whitewash in Northland.
“You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,”
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
No sign of this pig flying.
Man removes hammer from Keys head after billboard mishap.
Joyce and Collins attend billboard erection, Garner watches on.
Once upon a time when pigs spoke rhyme
And Key chewed tobacco,
And Stephen took snuff to make him tough,
And Mark went quack, quack, quack, O!
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0124.html#halliwell
“Someone get that disgusting fucking pig out of here”
“We did, boss. That’s why we’re having a by-election”
love u felix !
LOL felix
Are they into homeopathy? 😈
+1
Tory pigs can’t control their urges as their erection works to well in Northland.
PM Pig Marionette.
Is caught piggy backing local candidate beastiality suspects caught with erection.
Piggish( selfishly greedy )Party accused of hoarding!
This little piggy holds the hammer,
The next little piggy holds his tail,
This little pigger supervises,
The next little piggy says poo what’s this smell,
The last little piggy is in hiding possibly on his way to a cell.
+1
lol
4 tools and an even toed ungulate
This little piggy played the markets,
And this little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy wants a new job,
‘Cause this little piggy has none,
And this little piggy goes “Wee wee wee, what are all these porkers doing in my home?”
+1
5 pigs.
Did you see ‘the smartest, the cutest, the nicest, the most innocent, the most honest, and the least evil of them all’ in that picture? I did!
Pig: “They really think they are going to bring home the bacon! Time to strap on my wings.”
lol
50 years of giving nortland nothing ,we better build them some bridges so they get over it.
This is what is meant by hitting the nail on its head.
Change of flag, change of region names, they’re on our UNACT priority list. Starting with Northland. We’re going to do a Cheshire cat job on this one, slowly fading letters till it’s Notland. That’ll learn them, always grizzling and trying to improve their fiscal portion on the basis of their considered importance. Huh!
A public erection
..for privately created Nat’s by-election.
A ha! So this is what a “put up” job is!
If the Nats had their way the pig would be in a sow crate.
And this little pig went wee, wee, wee all the way home!
Good Friday is only 3 weeks away and National has been doing a lot of practice hammering nails. I can only assume that Gerry Brownlee is putting his woodwork skills to good use in making The Cross. All eyes were on a Kauri in Titirangi but KDC and Nicky Hager thwarted that idea, the bastards.
A more accurate hoarding would read
Pork O’Barrel
Irrational
Covering for
Mike Sabin
Mike, Mark and the gospel of John.
If it looks like a pig, sounds like a pig and fucks like a pig, its a …
Introducing the next MP for Northland
“Shit Steven. I could have done a better job with that nail, if you hadn’t left my Bob the Builder hat back in the office. “
Unveiling Joyce’s master-minded Pigouvian Tax……for the negative externalities created by the National Party. “Sow-Sowrry” he was heard to say.
Bugger me, Stevie! Look, awkshully, to be honest, between you and me, I reckon, that at the end of the day, this pig’s days are hopelessly numbered!
When are these bloody pigs going to leave my Paddock? and take your bloody garbage with you.
We’re ready to trough even more
Even brought our mother
In the background lurked a local Green Party activist.
As soon as they left he would carry out his party assigned duty defacing National Party billboards.
my my, why so bitterly sour ?
That’s not bitter old chap. This following example is bitter and you loved it.
Each to his own I suppose.
““Someone get that disgusting fucking pig out of here”
“We did, boss. That’s why we’re having a by-election”
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rawshark-yeshe 22.1
12 March 2015 at 7:53 pm
love u felix !”
🙄
Is that all your own work alwyn at 44.1.1? I don’t think plagiarism is allowed in this caption contest. Something fresh and original from you is what we readers are hoping for.
Of course it isn’t old fellow.
I put it in quotes because it was taken from a little earlier in this post.
This was the sort of remark that rawshark-yesme seemed to think was clever.
Then he had the gall to claim that mine was bitter!
@ rawshark-yeshe
I think we should leave alwyn alone as he is a very sensitive little sausage – more a saveloy. And he has the right to have a bitter caption. Commenting on the sensitive goes off the rails.
saveloys are red, at least on the outside 🙂
dear ‘old fellow’ greywarshark .. point fairly taken .. signed: old chap rawsharkyeshe
(who knew this much about either of us :grin:)
it wasn’t the bitter btw, it was the sourness.
FNDC asset manager seeks larger trough.
Pork, Porkies, porkies and porkers
Pork, Porkies, Porkpies and porkers
“Pork, Porkies, Porkpies and porkers”
And Sly city bribed hundreds of extra…
Pokies too!
I’ve just come out to have a decko at that there high-up sign. It’s good to see a well-built member of our family grinning proudly and showing how we’re getting on in the world.
“My thumb! I put a nail through my fucking thumb!!”
Q : How many Nats does it take to hammer a nail?
Four big swine and a thoughtful little pet apparently!
National concedes and removes the signs early.
E-M
Now that is a funny one. 😀
Wonder if the pigs wearing lipstick.
Where is that piggy in the middle Winswine?
He’s the one I would back to go wee wee wee all the way home.
Ok, I told you….you were not required here..we can manage…
Go home Paula!
The Independent Swine Pig Party representative, was appalled that the Fascist, Bigoted, Homophobic Swine Party had shown up to campaign on their patch
Peppa The Pig on Vacation, thought they really dont get it, do they? Its not Uber Swine before Swine…Its meant to be Pearls before Swine…Oh Well..
Right we have managed that with two of us…Lets get back to HQ and see if the three of us can replace that fooking light bulb!
Christ…if only I had bloody wings I could get away from these *********!
Lads,,,,I don’t want to be the bearer of very bad news…yet that car that whizzed past..
Its Pete George
Hes come to help and fact check on the campaign!!!!
Let’s call John and tell him to concede as the campaign is now truly lost
Peppa, thought what a bunch of morons, even she knew its meant to be pin the tail on the donkey, not nail the candidate..Bloody Humans!
Pig thought, i knew it,,,I can smell **** from miles away!
Fellas I ain’t being funny,, that looks nothing like replacing a bridge as we were ordered
Once this elections out of the way we will re use this sign as a bridge, that way we’ll achieve surplus in 2117
Jabba Keys & Jabba Osbourne show of their promotional mug shots that were going to be used in Star wars The Pre Sequel.
Fellas,whos standing back….. please don’t take the piss out of me, I am looking at them both,,,
,I cant see any difference between either of them, they both look complete bastards to me!
That’s enough!
Us Pigs have rights too!
I am damaged beyond belief to be in the same photo as those dickheads……
I am not a number I am a living thoughtful being
I am a Pig,
if I try I can lick my own arse, bet you lot cant…
oh oh, i take that back…
You probably can..
You can tell a man by the company he keeps..and with that the pig got up and walked away.
(with that the Pig got on her Harley and zoomed off to the nearest bar)
After a long search Karol was found safe and well
e M
Better leave Karol out – she may not choose to mix with this company.
Right, I am putting in a complaint to my agent
…I was told I was to star in Babe Four…..Not …..Nazis Come To Northland
I am a Pig, I can push, come to shove, think and use tools……
So whats your lots excuse?
Of all the fields in all the fields in CasaNorthland, you bastards had to come in my joint………….
Nail it again Sam
Peppa Pig……….”You lot are telling Porkie Pies and I cant even see the fooking poster!”
Jesus Kylie you have changed, how did the latest cosmetic surgery go?
Shouldn’t we get that Pig out of the photo shot?
No its ok Mate, its one of our under cover GCB agents..
.phewwww that’s ok then
Mark Osbourne! Porking for Northland!
Mark Osborne grunting for Northland!
Key grunting for National!
The Old Wise Winston had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm came some dirty pigs,
E-I-E-I-O.
With a oink bribe here,
And a oink bribe there,
Here a bribe, there a bribe,
Everywhere a bloody bribe!
E-I-E-I-O.