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Search syntax

Type words or a Sphinx search expression in the query box. The plugin uses this expression for full-text matching through SphinxQL.

Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

All words
unemployment statistics

Find both words, anywhere in the indexed text. A space means AND; unemployment & statistics also works.

A phrase
"data centres"

Find these words next to each other, in this order. Use straight double quotes, as shown.

Either word
Labour | National

Find either word. Use the vertical bar for OR.

Leave a word out
election -Trump

Find election while excluding Trump. election !Trump also works. Include a positive search word; -Trump on its own is not a valid search.

Group alternatives
(Labour | National) unemployment

Find unemployment together with either Labour or National. Parentheses make combinations easier to read.

Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

Find these words close together, in either order, allowing fewer than five intervening words.

In a title
@title "data centres"

Find the phrase in a post or page title. Comments have no indexed title; select Posts for articles only.

In the body
@body "tactical voting"

Find the phrase in the text of a post, page or comment.

By an author
@author lprent @body search

Find search in the body of items whose indexed author name contains lprent. Use the displayed author or commenter name, which may differ from a login name.

In a category
@category politics

Match words in indexed category names. Use the Categories checkboxes to select a specific category and its descendants.

In a tag
@tags election

Match words in indexed tag names. Use the Tags checkboxes to select a specific tag. Comments inherit their parent post’s categories and tags.

Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

Find recent posts

Select Posts only and Newest first. In Text Search or Archive Explorer, set From to one year ago and To (inclusive) to today, then press Search. The sidebar opens Text Search, where you can add these dates. For comments, the date range uses the comment’s own date.

Try @title election, @title "data centres" or unemployment statistics. Recent starting points:

If the results surprise you

Check Content and the date, category and tag filters. English word endings may match the same stem, so quotes fix word order rather than spelling. Wildcard searches such as elect* require index settings that the plugin’s default configuration does not enable.

Enter the expression itself in the box; choose dates and ordering with the controls. For example, use Labour | National for alternatives.

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Content
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Names open category archives. Check boxes to combine filters, including subcategories.

Browse all category archives

Tags

Popular tags and your selections. Names open tag archives; check boxes to combine filters.

Browse all tag archives

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ImperatorFish: Patrick Gower put on notice by colleagues

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. 3 News Political Editor Patrick Gower has been put on notice that his performance must improve if he is to keep his job. A member…

Satire tv

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ImperatorFish: Five reasons why this potato is better than John Key

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. 1. This potato will not lie, prevaricate, or have convenient memory lapses. 2. This potato doesn't care who you may be talking to, emailing, tweeting…

humour john key

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ImperatorFish: An apology from the Law Society to John Key

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Dear Prime Minister, It appears that we may have made a terrible mistake. We made a detailed submission outlining our concerns about your government's plans to increase…

john key Satire Spying

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TL;DR

· notices and features

From xkcd: The Pace of Modern Life

humour

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The Civilian Party

· notices and features

Useless parties die, new parties appear. Want to be in on the ground floor of the newest political party in NZ? Could be fun: Why we’re registering a political party To help us reach our goal of 500 members so that we can become officially…

humour political parties

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Irony? Nah.

· Bill

When a culturally driven desire for a degree of autonomy clashes with culturally driven intolerence, some interesting dynamics can be unleashed. And when the dominant culture seeks to report on it... well, it can all get a bit confusing for them. The United Kingdom Independence…

colonialism humour im/migration Media uk politics

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Someone is lying about MRP float

· Anthony R0bins

I'm so confused about the Mighty River Power share float. According to the "market specialists" the loony left have sabotaged it and scared off all the Mums and Dads!... Opposition power plan stifling MRP share takeup Markets specialists are predicting the uptake in buying shares…

energy greens humour labour making shit up spin

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ImperatorFish: Joyce catches Labour leader buying coffee

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Energy Minister Steven Joyce has condemned the “socialist lunacy” of both Labour and the Greens, after Labour Party leader David Shearer was spotted buying coffee…

Satire Steven Joyce

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ImperatorFish: PM vows to work on his lying

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. John Key Picture taken when he was at the height of his lying powers John Key is promising to work on his lying, after a…

john key Satire

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ImperatorFish: A statement from the Prime Minister

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. This government is committed to protecting the security and safety of all its citizens. But we also take very seriously the failings of the GCSB laid…

john key Satire

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Attack of the Knuckleheads

· Anthony R0bins

As is now well known, Key has had a wee tanty at the media: John Key calls media 'Knuckleheads' Prime Minister John Key has gone on the offensive, calling the media "knuckleheads" for their reporting on the appointment of GCSB head Ian Fletcher ... Speaking…

humour john key Media twitter

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ImperatorFish: DOC sheds 140 jobs, but new owner remains committed

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. The Department of Conservation is to shed 140 jobs and reduce the number of conservancy regions, under plans announced today. The department has been under pressure for…

Conservation Satire

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ImperatorFish: David Shearer suspends rule-breaking Labour MP

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Labour Party leader David Shearer has moved quickly to discipline one of his MPs for failing to declare a pecuniary interest. "I expect high standards…

Satire

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Annoy Prosser and vote Muslim!

· lprent

After reading Queen of Thorns complaint about the limited gender options in the census, I was considering the census. For me and almost everyone else I know (apart from my brother and a few others) we are devotedly irreligious. But every census they ask us that same…

humour nz first

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Brilliant policy

· Anthony R0bins

I've got to stay that I stand in awe of this latest tax policy suggestion from the IRD. Simple, fair, easy to implement, it will be wildly popular. I think the Nats should adopt it at once. They'd sew up the 2014 election right here:…

Satire tax