Caption contest

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1. 1

   I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore
2. 2

   Life’s goin’ nowhere, somebody help me,
   Somebody help me, yeah ….
3. 3

   Loose limbed and loose with the truth.
4. 4

   This doesn’t need a caption.
5. 5

   I had better change my white suit because Skys dirty money might put stains on it.
6. 6

   j j j Jive Talkin’
7. 7

   One’s a greasy sleazeball attempting to dance… the other’s a puppet…

   Works either way…
8. 8

   “Cut, cut!!! How did this dead-eyed puppet get in my shot???!!!”
9. 9

   I think Key has been taken the piss of here
10. 10

    This is how happy a party leader can be when his party don’t want to stab him in the back!
11. 11

    Giddy Up Johhny Boy! Its time for a song

    Road to nowhere
12. 12

    I act like a dummy and appear like a dummy which gives me a dummy image and people buy it! 🙂 Eureka. I learned the look good dummy act from my U$ masters who rewarded me hansomely for ripping off the fiat currency racket.
13. 13

    PM resurrects 80’s culture and 80’s policies.
14. 14

    The Prime Minister dancing to celebrate his good work (NZ’s grave not pictured)
15. 15

    Tragedy
    1. 15.1

       🙂
16. 16

    Two dummies. The one on the right is the better dancer and the better dresser.
17. 17

    Dummy and dumber audition for next Peter Jackson film liar & liar.
    1. 17.1

       I thought Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh were going to star in that?
18. 18

    Left hand proves subconscious can attempt to use necktie to rid country of its worst PM ever.
19. 19

    I like the line from Ego on 7 days…..’PM forgets to take ant FWit pills’
20. 20

    Spot the real muppet …
21. 21

    I got a story to relate I’m sure you sympathize

    There’s something quite peculiar

    about my PM’s eyes

    […]

    Oh , he’s got tranz-rail eyes,

    he’s got he’s got tranz-rail eyes,

    he’s got he’s got tranz-rail eyes,

    he’s got he’s got tranz-rail eyes

    Apologies Robin Gibb.
22. 22

    Let’s see Shearer do this !
23. 23

    I think Winston Peters had the best line for this quoted in the Dom I think

    “Grease is the word….”
24. 24

    Mannequn trips mannequin.
25. 25

    Hands up those who love me.
26. 26

    I am better off than Hone. He’s about to go over the Sutherland falls in his waka.
27. 27

    It Came From Outer Space
    And this is how the message ran…

    Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
    Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
    1. 27.1

       that’s some DiAlek
28. 28

    This puppert, thinks he’s holding a trophy.
    1. 28.1

       You mean a trotie?
       1. 28.1.1

          Yes if you were Key at the opening ceremony of the last rugby world cup.
29. 29

    JK gets preview of the latest Roy Morgan poll.
30. 30

    Astronomers identify Planet Key, turns out that it’s a mirror ball.
31. 31

    Can nobody see how my puppet highlights my resemblence to to Berlusconi?
    1. 31.1

       Where’s the Bunga Bunga party!!!
       1. 31.1.1

          Well, that puts a new meaning to “polling the electorate”. ‘night!
32. 32

    Reagan thought he had it good
33. 33

    The arm on the puppet needs to be adjusted. It needs to be bent like the rest of me.

    Some lyrics don”t even need adjusting.

    On the waves of the air,
    There is dancin out there.
    If it’s somethin we can share,
    We can steal it.
34. 34

    I’d like to see that poster all over town.

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