Caption contest

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  2. 2

    “Hey Tony! Bill! The MRP price should be up there!”
    Meanwhile, English appears to be saying, “Look Tony, my hand doesn’t shake anymore when I’m nervous.”

  13. 13

    “If where we are standing now represents Nationals position in the current polls, then way back there would be Labour and the Greens”

  17. 17

    Tony: Ok – you’ve thrown out the fairy dust. Now let’s see how many people it makes go crazy and buy the shares.

  18. 18

    ryall:..”just saying my daily prayers to ayn rand..

    ..i wish she was still here..

    ..to see what we have done in her name..

    ..i could give her some mighty river shares..!

    ..i could show her our child-poverty stats..!…

    ..she would be well-pleased..”

    phillip ure

  19. 19

    Bill: And when the brighter future arrives it will rise up before us to fill the sky! Just over here to the right of us. Can you see it Tony? Can you?!

    (Tony strains heroically, but his mind blanks off to to middle distance – a grandiose ‘nowhere in particular’ place)

    Other Guy: Is that a burning plane coming into crash land? Erm, Bill? Over there. I think that looks to me like…

  20. 20

    Bill: “Behold! It is listed! My cup runneth over!”
    Tim: “Behold! My commission overfloweth!”
    Tony (thinking): (Why don’t these fucken numbers add up?)

  28. 28

    To the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal
    Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle…

  30. 30

    Bill, If you look really hard you can see Auckland sprawling over the Bombays
    Tony,Shush your not suppose to tell anyone they’ll realise their goin to starve.
    Who, Just look this way it will be alright thats the way to Johns escape pod 2014

    1. 30.1

      You know just like some third world nations the roads are perfect, lots of people starve and rich drive past with there windows up thankful they will soon pass it all.

      1. 30.1.1

        Need gated compounds and armed security because those coloured people sometimes end up in neighbourhoods they’re not supposed to be

  31. 31

    “In the time of King Herod, after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea, three knuckleheads from the East came to Wellington, asking, “Where is the child who has been born king of the Kiwis? For we observed his star at its rising, and have come to pay him homage.”

  34. 34

    “BID!!”

    “Do we hear a higher bid from a coprorate, an Aussie bank, a multi millionaire kiwi investor?”

    “Make no mistake, Meridian energy is going to be sold, and not to Kiwi mum and dad investors”

  37. 37

    “So we just keep pushing the average working Kiwi down, and down, and down…”
    “Hey, what is that crowd over there? Are those pitchforks and nooses they are carrying?”

  42. 42

    ‘

    Blinglish, the moment before a plank of wood smacked the back of his head when the ceiling collapsed at the crumbling New Zealand stock exchange.

  43. 43

    *Unknown Guy* (rt): Look Tony! Over there! Is that our Brighter Future?!

    *Tony Ryall*: Fuck off noddy

    *Bill English*: Nope it’s John Key our saviour, behold the glory of his $$$$

  44. 44

    “It’s the new Moet fountain on Planet Key, installed just in time for the 18th Birthday of The Leaders son.”

  45. 45

    “To the left of the BMW, beside the person with the rolex, that’s a low income person who looks happy with us”

  48. 48

    If we point in the other direction, hopefully everyone will look that way and not notice Tony’s shirt.

  50. 50

    Bill did you really tell the leader to buy 1million of those shares for $2.50
    You know he will not be happy we have lost him $150K already

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