There was a overwhelming compulsion to reproduce ImperatorFishs powerful message of unity for the left. No violence was involved, and despite rumours to the contrary, it was not sympathy for his tortured tale of a blogger and lawyer who was forced to enjoy himself at…
Ah, heard this on weekend radio on radio NZ this afternoon. Perfect satire for the last election in the US. Beware the zombie apocalypse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo Filmmaker Joss Whedon explains why voting for Mitt Romney was such a good idea. Time for the kiwi comedians to…
Political observers of the NZ political scene frequently state that the Labour party is a "broad church". Indeed it is almost a catch phrase of Mike Williams, a former president of the NZLP. Generally this is taken as referring to the members and supporters of…
Normally we'd put "ImperatorFish: " because, well, the post come from that site and purportedly from the fertile satirical mind of Scott Yorke. But in this case it is clear that someone else must have written the post. They couldn't get the sequence of events right and…
Should be the name of a group from a bizarro version of the 1960's. But no, it is what passes for the governance of the Auckland City Council these days. There is our mayor with his wet dick. Then we have the five perverts who…
People are winding down for a bit of a summer break. I'm looking for some fun videos and images to add to this post. However for now, take a look at this. How the media report the apocalypse. In early 2014, a series of devastating…
Fresh from his comedy career on Letterman, his rolling over puppy imitation for Warner Brothers, and other such high profile appearances. John Key has now taken to reprising the role of "The Man with No Name". 3 News reported yesterday. Prime Minister John Key has…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Prime Minister John Key insists his government is committed to addressing child poverty, despite a damning report on the problem released yesterday. The Child Poverty Monitor…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. The Education Minister sets out the government’s response to the OECD’s damning report on New Zealand’s education system There has been a considerable amount of…
Tracey Whatshite, Cadet Reporter. As Greenpeace make a bid in the High Court to challenge the EPA’s decision to grant Anadarko permission to deep sea drill, we can reveal the content of secret documents detailing the contingency plan in the event of a major oil…
By Tracey Watshite, Cadet Reporter. In a surprising development, John Key has taken to bringing “a friend” with him to serious media interviews. In the last week, Key has been interviewed by Tracy Watkins twice and appeared on the cutting edge TVNZ political programme Q…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. It’s getting harder and harder to be a white man in this world. I feel threatened and challenged everywhere I go. No matter where I…
In an interesting turn of events, Bob Jones has joined the Police efforts in Hawkes Bay to search for the man who assaulted an elderly woman. Bob who recently wrote two enlightening articles for the NZ Herald, entitled “ Men can’t help but rape if…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Peter Dunne last week said that some of the Green Party’s MPs were as extreme as Afghanistan’s Taleban. But is he right? Let’s put the Greens…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Radio New Zealand management have confirmed that they are in talks with controversial broadcasters John Tamihere and Willie Jackson about a new afternoon radio show.…
The byline "just saying what everyone's thinking" has echoes of Crosby Textor's famous "are you thinking what we're thinking" dog whistle campaign for the UK Conservatives in 2005. Maybe the conservatives are getting CT advice.
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Thank you for expressing an interest in tendering for a contract in connection with our planned ultra-fast broadband project (“UFB Project”). We have set…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. A message from the New Zealand Police The New Zealand Police take sexual violence very seriously, and so we are disturbed by reports of a…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Welcome, Comrades! It’s always exciting when a group of people get together to create something new. This week we learned about the creation of a…
It isn't that hard to get around the prurient arsehole peekers that populate the NSA and the kiwi puppets - John Key being a prime example. Hell - even the NZ Herald gets it these days. See this article that they have published anonymously... From Silicon…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. A humble prayer entreating the favour of the One whose august majesty we must never dare to question. Our Reserve Bank Governor, who art in…
In the wake of the astounding victory of the NZ team in San Diego, Scott at Imperator Fish offers these words of sage advice. He has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. The…
Jon Stewart is on leave, but John Oliver is doing a great job filling in on The Daily Show. Here he is enjoying some of the nonsense coming out of the current Australian election campaign: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9eH3qOJXw
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Dear Mum, I thought I’d write, as the internet coverage where I am is rubbish, and the guys I’m with are a bit funny about…
While researching a recent post I happened to type in to Google a query beginning with "New Zealand is". The Google auto-complete suggestions were not flattering: Ouch! Anyone want to try other countries?