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Search syntax

Type words or a Sphinx search expression in the query box. The plugin uses this expression for full-text matching through SphinxQL.

Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

All words
unemployment statistics

Find both words, anywhere in the indexed text. A space means AND; unemployment & statistics also works.

A phrase
"data centres"

Find these words next to each other, in this order. Use straight double quotes, as shown.

Either word
Labour | National

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Leave a word out
election -Trump

Find election while excluding Trump. election !Trump also works. Include a positive search word; -Trump on its own is not a valid search.

Group alternatives
(Labour | National) unemployment

Find unemployment together with either Labour or National. Parentheses make combinations easier to read.

Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

Find these words close together, in either order, allowing fewer than five intervening words.

In a title
@title "data centres"

Find the phrase in a post or page title. Comments have no indexed title; select Posts for articles only.

In the body
@body "tactical voting"

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By an author
@author lprent @body search

Find search in the body of items whose indexed author name contains lprent. Use the displayed author or commenter name, which may differ from a login name.

In a category
@category politics

Match words in indexed category names. Use the Categories checkboxes to select a specific category and its descendants.

In a tag
@tags election

Match words in indexed tag names. Use the Tags checkboxes to select a specific tag. Comments inherit their parent post’s categories and tags.

Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

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Select Posts only and Newest first. In Text Search or Archive Explorer, set From to one year ago and To (inclusive) to today, then press Search. The sidebar opens Text Search, where you can add these dates. For comments, the date range uses the comment’s own date.

Try @title election, @title "data centres" or unemployment statistics. Recent starting points:

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Check Content and the date, category and tag filters. English word endings may match the same stem, so quotes fix word order rather than spelling. Wildcard searches such as elect* require index settings that the plugin’s default configuration does not enable.

Enter the expression itself in the box; choose dates and ordering with the controls. For example, use Labour | National for alternatives.

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A Potty Peer making money off future misery.

· lprent

Gareth over at Hot-Topic has written a delightful post "Popgun for hire: A$20,000 detailing one person who is making money off climate change. No it isn't the scientists. It is our favorite Potty Peer - Christopher, Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Some of the CCDs have…

climate change humour scoundrels

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Seasons greetings

· notices and features

lolz. Cheers to saltandvingarclips for linking to their hilarious vids in comments

humour

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Oh yeah, SPEEDholes

· Eddie

Could making the surface of cars rough be a cheap and esay way to boost fuel efficiency, thereby saving oil and helping tackle climate change? The idea comes from the dimples on golf-balls, which hold a thin layer of air to the ball, lessening turbulence and…

climate change humour transport

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All that glitters

· notices and features

Brilliant piece from Stephen Colbert on the nutty American Right's new obsession with gold. Sure, it's billed as a survivalist thing - preparing for the collapse of society brought on by Obama's socialist agenda - but the truth is it's dumb rednecks getting ripped off by immoral capitalists, again.

Satire

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Scientific conspiracy on a global scale

· r0b

In a recent post my good friend and fellow concern troll DPF covered the Associated Press review of the leaked "climategate" materials. The review concluded that the science of global warming was genuine. But DPF had some concerns: "My worry is that there is now…

dpf Environment Satire

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Capitalism in its wonderful natural form.

· lprent

Following on from our report earlier this year about ideal places for libertarians to go, it appears that we are now seeing capitalism in its wonderful Ayn Rand style libertarian idealized form. Somali 'maritime companies" have setup a stock exchange to help incubate free enterprise…

act auckland supercity Satire

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A world gone crazy

· IrishBill

It started with me agreeing wholeheartedly with Fran about youth unemployment. Now I can add Garth George and Bruce Sheppard to this strange confluence of opinions. For a start Garth George has provided one of the few decent media critiques of Brash's batshit crazy proposal:…

humour

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Jon Stewart’s Glenn Beck parody

· Eddie

Caught this on The Nation. Brilliant. Jon Stewart has done it again, and this time he even brought out his acting chops. In what will probably become a historic Glenn Beck impression, Stewart uses Beck's recent appendicitis operation to concoct a conspiracy theory of his…

humour Media

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Key’s busy day

· Eddie

Ha! But seriously, I doubt that Key changes his own oil.

humour

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CCDs. Worms perhaps?

· lprent

It has been fascinating over the last few days watching the CCDs (Climate Change Deniers) make an another attempt to scale the bastion of scientific thinking and language. In this case someone hacked a copy of decade of e-mails at the Climate Research Unit (CRU)…

climate change Satire scoundrels

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Faux pro-smacking march fun

· notices and features

With all his usual wit, James of Editing the Herald proposes a spike of the so-called 'March for Democracy' in Auckland this week. The full post is well worth reading but here's the meat: Democracy's greatest heroes, from Thomas Jefferson to Tony Blair, appeared to me…

activism humour

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Heads will roll!

· the sprout

The Government has today announced a full inquiry into all instances of politicians calling for 'heads to roll' following the controversy over Mr Harawira suggesting Mr Goff should be shot. Mr Key said "It's just not good enough that people have been going around literally…

humour

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One of these things is not like the other IX

· the sprout

One of these things is not like the other, One of these things is not quite the same... Can you guess which one is not like the other, Can you tell me before I finish the game?

act humour

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Cycleway to nowhere

· r0b

This just in: A picture of stage one of PM John Key's personal solution to NZ's recession - the cycleway to nowhere! OK, just kidding. It's one of the images from The Guardian's photo show on "Crap cycle lanes". View them and weep, fellow cyclists...…

cycleway humour

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Nanny wins

· Zetetic

Remember when the world was going to end because Nanny State was going to make us get compact fluorescent bulbs? It all seems so long ago. Those ignorant, reactionary days of 2008. Now, we're crazy for the wee blighters. According to the Building Research Association…

Environment humour scoundrels

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Wee gripes: As Kiwi as shrimps on the barbie

· Zetetic

I love the ASB ads saying "We've been a Kiwi bank since 1847" No. You were a Kiwi bank. Since 1989 you've been owned by the Commonwealth Bank of Australia. Also, what's up with calling themselves ASB Bank? Auckland Savings Bank Bank?

business humour

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Who is John Key?

· the sprout

OK, so this might be only slightly more intellectual than the usual quality of political analysis in our msm, and obviously it could never match the informative value of asking which politician would help an old lady across the street, but a few days back…

humour john key