Caption Competition

Written By: the sprout - Date published: - 44 comments
Categories: education, humour, john key

Key with kids in cage

44 comments on “Caption Competition”

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    Potential private prison operators successfully lobby John Key for a new national standards test for schools.

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    “ummmm ….. ummmmm ….. – am i supposed to touch these kids?

    Do you have my gloves?

    ahhhmmmmm!!!! – Mr Handler, are you listening?!!

    What, no gloves? Shit, i’ll just have to wing it …

    Ok … Tarloofa larva tamariki

    Now, about those new books we promised you … well, it’s not in the budget any more, and our party demographers tell me that most of you guys will just end up in a rathar similar position to your present one, or in a job where you don’t really need to read anyhow, so we figure it’s a rational spending curtailment.

    We will however be increasing spending on prisons, so your accommodation will be fully government funded in the future!”

    (Key flourishes peace signs with both hands) …

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    Thinks to self…” great photo opp…..they don’t look japanese aside from the height….where’s Disneyland ? ….oh well another good weeks work, especially claimimg credit for that 4 year in the making trade deal…..awesum”

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    ‘If your parents worked harder, you could be on this side of the fence with me’
    (best thing we ever did, passing (under urgency) the sins of the father Act)

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    I’ll have that one . . . that one . . and that one. Make sure they’re skinned, gutted and delivered before the weekend. Thanks.

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    “Do you remember that day last year, kids, when those big Union vans came to take your parents away? Yes, scary wasn’t it!”

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      And the kids all sang:

      “Ding Dong, the witch is dead!
      Which old witch?
      The wicked witch!
      Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead!”

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    Child no.1: Are you enjoying our trip to the circus?
    Child No.2: Yes,it’s great! Hey isn’t that the clown that was on the Letterman show?

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    one child: “Hello Mr Key”

    another child: “Hello Prime Minister”

    a couple of other childs: “giggle giggle”

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    “Oooh, small hands. Great for picking fruit.”

    [But seriously, righties? You could at least try to be funny with your entries.]

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