This little gem popped up again. The comments are risible and barbed. As an ex-army medic, I'd suggest that you only do this if you are insane. Which appears to be common when in thrall to the Orange wonder. For those who are unsure what…
The Standard has learned from a normally reliable source that John Key is considering seeking the National Party nomination for the Tauranga seat. His motivation is dismay at Chris Luxon's performance and the realisation that if National is ever to win power again it will…
National opens up nominations for the Tauranga seat by election today and I am sure there will be a slew of candidates seeking the position. After all last election it was one of National's safest seats with Simon Bridges enjoying a thumping majority of 1,856…
Wanted a new leader of the opposition. Must have the following attributes: The ability to coordinate and manage an out of control rabble of a caucus many of who hate each other with a vengance. The ability to stop caucus leaking. Good luck with that.…
The Prime Minister has sparked another national debate. What should we call the new mobile vaccination vehicles that will be rolled out over the next week or so. From yesterday's press conference: Now, there has been much talk of a Mr Whippy - style mobile…
There's so many of them here - Guyon Espiner, Anna Fifield, Lucy Craymer, Sam Sachdeva, Laura Walters, John Daniell, Emile Donovan, Paula Penfold, reef fish with the same few sources. Australian Paul Strutynski provides the textbook in his "Guide for budding foreign policy journalists wanting…
It is good to see our comrades in the Taxpayers Union celebrate the glorious Socialist revolution that is currently engulfing Aotearoa. After all they must be part of the glorious socialist revolutionary movement. I say this because they describe themselves as a union and like…
Credible sources indicate that a Chris Penk-Simeon Brown ticket have the numbers for a National Party leadership spill and have started the process. Stand by for developments.
It is customary for outgoing Presidents to leave for the incoming President a short letter of introduction. George HW Bush's letter to Bill Clinton is one especially famous example, especially for its grace and tone. The Standard has managed to obtain a early draft copy…
Let's play a game. In the middle of a global pandemic involving an airborne virus where you are the POTUS would you: A - hold a large social gathering with no social distancing for a future Supreme Court nominee, or B - hold off until…
The Resistance Coalition Government has failed miserably and is falling to pieces and the Empire is taking advantage of the shambolic situation and is striking back. Princess Jacinda is under threat and Ashley Skywalker is fighting off attempts to make him appear before the Eye-Browed…
Before you read this post, please watch at least the first 3 1/2 minutes of this video. It's James Shaw's Adjournment speech in parliament yesterday, and he's funny. Seriously, 3 minutes of jokes, casting shade on Winston, National, Act and even a wee bit on…
The ratio under this tweet is as beautiful as the tweet itself. For non-twitter folk, the ratio is when a much larger number of replies go against a tweet and its likes, although in this case the likes are likely to be people agreeing that…
Trump has announced he will ban Tik-Tok from the United States. It's Chinese-owned so there. Or maybe he will force it to be sold to Americans. Don't think security is the issue; kids used it to stuff up his Tulsa rally. And it is good…
So National needs a new candidate for the Auckland Central electorate. It is an electorate that when you look at its socioeconomic breakdown should be safe National. But it is an inner city urban liberal seat so there is a tendency to really detest National's…
Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has hijacked a Washington State far right rally, enraging the neo-nazi organisers. https://twitter.com/i/status/1277031411724120064 Cohen had already bought the rights to sing at the rally and his security team stopped the far right organisers from storming the stage when they realised they'd…
In Bristol there used to be a statute of a slave trader, Edward Coulson. He spent some of the profits from slave trading on beautifying Bristol and as he was at the time thought to be a great guy the city of Bristol erected a…
The new leadership of the National Party has had an epiphany that led to the rolling of the previous leadership because they were severely out of touch with the public mood during lockdown. The abysmal polls were like a nose swap swab that screamed ‘positive’…
Here at the Standard we do not normally offer advice to the National Party. Well we do but we do not expect them to take it seriously. But on this occasion as National faces annihilation in the next election we wish to endorse recent comments…
In terrible news, our feline masters can both get covid-19, and they can infect other cats. Fortunately so far they have largely been asymptomatic apart from some big cats. We don't know if there can be cat to human transmission. But I suspect it is…
The latest status https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWl7kQZHZE0 And from the previous month. https://youtu.be/Hks6Nq7g6P4 Discuss... But start with this podcast discussion from a month ago.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHmKY8wZfOg&t=108s More at The Juice Media channel.
In a dramatic twist in the investigation into the missing $200k donated to National under the table (or possibly under many smaller tables) Simon Bridges told radio station Tragic Dork FM that the leader of the opposition needed to stand Simon Bridges down…
The rapid demise of the single use plastic bag has just left one hole in my life. I haven't (so far) been able to replace the one and only second life use that I ever found for them. They were great at keeping the broccoli…
Sad overnight news with the death of Terry Jones being announced. He was part of Monty Python, a ground breaking comedic group from the 1960s and 1970s whose movies are as outlandishly funny now as they were when they were released 40 years ago. Their…