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Search syntax

Type words or a Sphinx search expression in the query box. The plugin uses this expression for full-text matching through SphinxQL.

Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

All words
unemployment statistics

Find both words, anywhere in the indexed text. A space means AND; unemployment & statistics also works.

A phrase
"data centres"

Find these words next to each other, in this order. Use straight double quotes, as shown.

Either word
Labour | National

Find either word. Use the vertical bar for OR.

Leave a word out
election -Trump

Find election while excluding Trump. election !Trump also works. Include a positive search word; -Trump on its own is not a valid search.

Group alternatives
(Labour | National) unemployment

Find unemployment together with either Labour or National. Parentheses make combinations easier to read.

Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

Find these words close together, in either order, allowing fewer than five intervening words.

In a title
@title "data centres"

Find the phrase in a post or page title. Comments have no indexed title; select Posts for articles only.

In the body
@body "tactical voting"

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By an author
@author lprent @body search

Find search in the body of items whose indexed author name contains lprent. Use the displayed author or commenter name, which may differ from a login name.

In a category
@category politics

Match words in indexed category names. Use the Categories checkboxes to select a specific category and its descendants.

In a tag
@tags election

Match words in indexed tag names. Use the Tags checkboxes to select a specific tag. Comments inherit their parent post’s categories and tags.

Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

Find recent posts

Select Posts only and Newest first. In Text Search or Archive Explorer, set From to one year ago and To (inclusive) to today, then press Search. The sidebar opens Text Search, where you can add these dates. For comments, the date range uses the comment’s own date.

Try @title election, @title "data centres" or unemployment statistics. Recent starting points:

If the results surprise you

Check Content and the date, category and tag filters. English word endings may match the same stem, so quotes fix word order rather than spelling. Wildcard searches such as elect* require index settings that the plugin’s default configuration does not enable.

Enter the expression itself in the box; choose dates and ordering with the controls. For example, use Labour | National for alternatives.

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Imperatorfish: The post I never posted

· notices and features

I spent hours and hours writing a blogpost attacking Labour's various failings, and explaining why the February caucus vote would be a defeat for David Shearer, no matter how it went. I concluded in my post that the party was doomed under its current leader,…

david shearer Satire

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It’s the market, baby

· James Henderson

I went to the supermarket and said "I want your best meat for $9 a kg". They said I could have pre-cooked sausages or the cheapest mince for that. But I wanted good meat! So I went to other supermarkets and butchers. Some wouldn't sell…

class war jobs Satire

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The enemy is still not your friend

· Eddie

Looking at the latest poll of polls, it's pretty clear: the Greens have managed to hold on to the massive gain they made during the last election campaign, largely at Labour's expense as it imploded. Labour's back to its pre-campaign level, at National's expense. Lab+Green=Nat…

election 2014 greens labour Satire spin

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I’d almost agree with David on gender discrimination

· lprent

David Farrar says:- Tracey Chatterton at Stuff reports: A partner in a Napier legal firm is boycotting the annual Law Society Christmas party because it is being held in a club that will not allow women as members. Alison McEwan, of Langley Twigg Law, recently tweeted:…

blogs dpf humour

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Queen of Thorns makes a move for Labour leadership

· QoT

It's like this, people. Last night Patrick Gower emailed me about how the Labour Party Conference was going.  See, I'd criticised TV3's coverage on Twitter, where an embarrassing clip of Paddy badgering David Cunliffe to predict the future was spun into "DAVID CUNLIFFE MAKING A…

labour making shit up Satire

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Pagani to lead Labour to victory!

· Guest post

In a bold and exciting move Labour MP David Shearer stood down at today’s Labour conference and handed the reins to mild mannered media commentator Josie Pagani. Shearer said it became clear he had too much parliamentary experience for the role and the public was…

humour political alternatives Satire

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ImperatorFish: A Statement From Hekia Parata

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. - A statement from Education Minister Hekia Parata to concerned parents, teachers and children in the Christchurch area  I am aware that a lot of…

Hekia parata Satire

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ImperatorFish: In Praise Of John Key

· notices and features

Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. I am filled with admiration for our Prime Minister. The latest employment figures are a disaster, and appear to show that this government does not know how…

economy john key Satire

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Thanks DPF for my laugh of the day

· Anthony R0bins

Someone tipped me off about this Kiwiblog post where DPF tries to play the wise 'ol political insider: The war against Shearer The Standard has done three posts in two days calling for David Shearer to go, and on who should replace him. While each…

blogs dpf humour The Standard

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Jon Stewart having too much fun

· Anthony R0bins

Jon Stewart's Daily Show on the 7th - the day after the American elections - is a classic. Stewart is having more fun than is seemly or decent! I still can't get video embedding from the Daily Show to work (Lprent?), so all I can…

humour us politics

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Make your own “Shearer Says”!

· QoT

Ever wanted to talk like the esteemed leader of New Zealand's biggest leftwing party?  Of course you haven't.  But I'm going to show you the secrets of his success anyway, because I think you'll be surprised just how completely flaccid you can make yourself sound…

david shearer labour Satire

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John’s song

· notices and features

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQnyn4XXlA Good work by Glenn Rowlands.

humour john key

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Jon Stewart for President

· notices and features

Should have posted on this at the time - the Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly mock presidential debate - "The Rumble in the Air Conditioned Auditorium" (here if you don't get the reference). Stewart is as funny and as informative as ever - is it…

humour us politics

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Caption contest

· Eddie

I love this picture. First, because of how tone-deaf Key has obviously become that his first tweet from his 'important job creating trip to meet movie executives' that everyone is so cynical about is a picture of him hanging out with a TV star -…

caption contest Minister for Overseas Holidays