Open mike 16/10/2010
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Media
The Standard
Cthulhu’s hold on Espom threatened
This might just be Danyl’s best satire piece ever:
National to stand Spider God in Epsom
‘All hail the Spider God,’ said a press release issued by the National Party. ‘The new National candidate for Epsom in 2011.’
Friday fun: a drug-free Parliament by 2020
Last year, Icelandic comedian Jon Gnarr set up the Best Party to parody the parties that brought Iceland to ruin. The party contested the Reykjavik local elections with Gnarr promising a drug-free Parliament by 2020, a polar bear for Reykjavik zoo, a Disneyland, an end to debt, and to break all his promises. They won and Gnarr is now mayor.
Open mike 15/10/2010
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Open mike 14/10/2010
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More ACT identity theft?
In recent days, David Garrett has been spotted hanging around Parliament. Now, The Standard has acquired a picture of ACT’s new MP, ‘Hilary Calvert’, arriving at Parliament. It raises further identity theft questions within the party.
Evidence suggests that the real Calvert was brain-dead at least two weeks ago.
Open mike 13/10/2010
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Open mike 12/10/2010
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Caption competition
Be captivating…
Open mike 11/10/2010
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10/10/10
Today is 10 October 2010, a significant date for two serious reasons. And one silly one!
New ‘no darkies’ party to form
Paul ‘dickshit’ Henry, Maurice ‘no shi’ite’ Williamson, John ‘I wish South Aucklanders hadn’t voted’ Banks, Melissa ‘South Aucklanders are all crims’ Lee, Paul ‘cheekie darkie’ Holmes, and Michael ‘brown slug’ Laws have joined forces to create a new political party for ‘real New Zealanders’ standing up to ‘the Brown-skinned elite’.
Open mike 10/10/2010
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Phil Goff – Evil SuperGenius?
Is Phil Goff an Evil SuperGenius? Is Labour still secretly running the country, controlling MPs, cabinet ministers and government departments? Political sleuth David P Farrar makes a pretty strong case! Or does he…
Paul Henry’s jokes about women, deaf people and infant deaths, proudly brought to you by TVNZ
Here’s a compilation from TV7’s Russell Brown from April this year, highlighting the value for money taxpayers get from paying Breakfast Bigot Paul […]
Open mike 09/10/2010
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Caption Contest
The audience tell us over and over again that one of the things they love about Paul Henry is that he’s prepared to […]
Friday funny: Paul Henry
Due to widespread demand (ie BLiP), I’m going to try to find a Friday funny each week. This particular video is a pretty good spoof on Paul Henry. The only problem is that for comedic effect you’d normally need to go further than the origional. However going further than Henry requires more international incidents. TVNZ needs to fire him.
Open mike 08/10/2010
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Little Mr Key, the spider & the sunny day
Had a crack at writing my kid a story. What do you reckon?
Once upon a time there was a little man called John Key. He told everyone that if they trusted him he would lead them to a brighter future. Some of the people said he was lying to get power. More people said that they liked that nice man, Mr Key, and wanted the brighter future he promised…
Open mike 07/10/2010
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Open mike 06/10/2010
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Open mike 05/10/2010
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Open mike 04/10/2010
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Be rad: vote Yani and James
OK, so it’s quite up with the best campaign ad ever, but Yani Johanson and James Dann’s anti-Bob Parker rap brought a smile to my face. Yani is running for councillor in the Hagley-Ferrymead ward and James is going for the Hagley-Ferrymead Community Board, both on the People’s Choice ticket.
One of these things is not like the other XII
One of these things is not like the other, One of these things is not quite the same. Can you guess which one […]
Open mike 03/10/2010
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Open mike 02/10/2010
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Open mike 01/10/2010
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Capitalist Ten Commandments
A Capitalist Ten Commandments.
Do unto others…
Best. campaign. ad. ever.
Do you watch 5 second films?
If not, you’re wasting your life.
Now, waste some more. In five second increments.
Open mike 30/09/2010
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Short and sweet
At the risk of following Bill’s excellent post with something seriously lightweight, I just read this in the Listener and thought it was […]
Open mike 29/09/2010
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Open mike 28/09/2010
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