There appears to have been a hiatus in the flood of posts today. Perhaps it is because of the wise words of Imperator Fish pausing the world as they consider his wise words... And those of Speaker Carter (who appears to have a problem with…
Veterans Affairs Minister Michael Woodhouse sees the family resemblance above (presumably white males in collars with no missing facial features), so he now feels a greater closeness to Gallipoli. Unfortunately for him, Trooper Frank Woodhouse's real great-nephew is able to disprove Michael's lineage. Still Michael's…
When luck is running against you it is running against you. John Key yesterday was filmed handing out free sausages from a National branded stall. It appears that the effort has hit a bit of a snarler however and the PR effort has left the…
Yesterday Judith Collins announced that she was quitting Twitter. Embattled justice minister Judith Collins is abandoning Twitter, and Prime Minister John Key says he backs her decision because it's full of "trolls and bottom-feeders". Key said he had not given Collins an edict to stay…
ImperatorFish generously allows us to repost some of his satire. I want to make it absolutely clear that the National Party are not in any way under the influence of Big Tobacco. There’s nothing sinister in the fact that a tobacco lobbyist for Philip Morris…
Imperator Fish allows us to reproduce some of his posts. This post seems to represent a viewpoint of the National caucus and cabinet and those who donate to them. Conservative columnist Frank Shizenhausen cuts through the crap This Maurice Williamson business stinks. Why should a good…
'Allo, Allo, Allo, Allo - Based on the 1980's Comedy Series, "Allo, allo" - Starring Cameron Slater as Rene and Judith Collins as Edith. Episode Three. (See previous episodes) "Cameron Slater gets starring role in tvnz drama" "Key schemes with media at whaleoil cafe" By…
Once upon a time there lived an amiable king who was generally well regarded for his relaxed demeanor and his friendly smile. While he had been called the smiling executioner in a past, most of his subjects thought of him as a good bloke and a dab…
Today is the day when we remember those who fell. I plan to honour this sacred day by not indulging in political discourse of any kind until 1:00 pm. At 1:00 pm the shops open and life returns largely to normal. At 1:00 pm I…
ImperatorFish generously allows us to repost some of his posts. It was impossible to resist this satire. I can’t believe I’m having to explain myself yet again. Didn’t I already provide a perfectly clear explanation? These allegations are disgusting and outrageous. How could anyone for a…
ImperatorFish generously allows us to repost some of his posts. It was impossible to resist this satire. Apparently I signed a bunch of mining permits to allow exploratory drilling in areas of the conservation estate. It’s a bit harsh of the media to criticise me…
Tracy Whatshite, Cadet Reporter, attended the “Bellies” (held at Bellamy’s) and found out who the winners were in this year’s competition for the Best Political Song of 2014. She spoke with the judge Frankie Stevens. “Competition was particularly intense this year and the top entires…
Scott Yorke at Imperator Fish generously allows us to repost his posts. In this case he has been performing satire at the expense of one of our more colourful commenters (at least I hope it is satire). 6:08 am I had a dream last night,…
This statement has been reposted from ImperatorFish and is believed to be a work of satire by Scott Yorke (who generously allows us to reproduce his posts). However with Shane Jones, one can never be too sure what is truth and what is fantasy. I’ve…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. Let me explain. There has been no breach of Cabinet rules. This has been confirmed by the Cabinet Office. Not the real…
‘ALLO, ALLO, ALLO, ALLO’ -By Senior Reporter Susan Nact STARRING CAMERON SLATER AS RENE AND JUDITH COLLINS AS EDITH. In this preview we bring you Episode Two of the new tv drama show “allo, allo, allo allo”, based on the TV series “Allo, Allo” from…
By Susan Nact and Tracy Whatshite The Taxpayers Union has hit out at Prince George for wasting tax payers money by accompanying his parents, The Prince and Princess of Cambridge on their Royal Visit to New Zealand. Spokesman for the TPU, Jordan Williams lashed out…
In a surprise move Conservative leader Colin Craig has announced that he is suing John Key in defamation. Lawyers for Mr Craig, who leads the Conservative Party, have written to Mr Key asserting that recent comments made by Key and reported in the NZ Herald…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. A new feature that aims to demystify the political process. In this edition, it’s all about the kids. Labour: feed the kids. Conservatives: smack the kids. Maori…
With breathless excitement Scott Yorke at Imperator Fish broke this EXCLUSIVE story 13 hours ago. Scott has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts. Breaking: These Germans will be defeated. In an exclusive report, Imperator Fish can now confirm that the Allies won World War Two.…
I did a email interview with Damien Venuto of StopPress (an online advertising industry mag) a few weeks back. It has now been put up online if anyone outside of that industry is interested. I'm in my usual pleasant, widely expansive and egotistical best with my beautific…
Popular songs can often capture the heartbeat of communities, in ways the serious media fail to grasp. Today's infotainment media can ignore the meanings, while drawing on the celebrity culture at the centre of much of the popular music industry. Many in our media are…
Susan Nact reporting. In a dramatic turn of events, cadet reporter Tracy Whatshite (drinking in a Ponsonby cafe), found an envelope labelled “Top Secret, Property of TVNZ”. We can reveal that inside was a script for a new television series that will be screening on…
Shane Warbrooke wrote recently to the Government under the Official Information Act 1981 and asked the following: "Dear Prime Minister, Could you please provide any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards…
In an interview with the senior reporter, Susan Nact, John Key revealed that he was not ruling out going into coalition with Labour after the next election. Nact: Who would be your first choice to be in coalition with? Key: Well Labour is the second…
Scott at Imperator Fish has kindly given us permission to syndicate posts from his blog – the original of this post is here. And then Paddy Gower goes and does this. it makes you wonder if Imperator Fish is actually Paddy Gower ... I was lucky enough to…
Key's office yesterday released another of their Dear-Leader graphics, this one featuring an "inspirational" quote on education. Here's a blank version for you to add your own. It will be hard to beat this contribution (via Twitter) from Mike Kilpatrick: