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Cunliffe reacts to Key’s third term triumph.
Nathan, eight months, shows a keen interest in herpetology.
lolz
commie-baby..!
phillip ure..
Muldoon’s most recent reincarnation communicates what ‘alter-ego’ means.
sub-joke:..
key:..
..’it’s muldoon reincarnated..and he’s pissed..!..
..something about something called ‘think big’..?..’
phillip ure..
baby:..’you messed up my milk..!..”
phillip ure..
baby:..’he’s mine..!’..
phillip ure..
Ooooh, yuck, feels like Dad’s crocodile skin boots …
baby:..’now listen to me..!..punk..!’
phillip ure..
“Wow unlike Cunliffe hes the real thing”
“It really is teflon”
key:..’but..!..but..!..he’s wearing blue..!..’
phillip ure..
To Everyone’s horror the skin peeled away in the baby’s hands
LOL
TricKey never did publish those vet and doctor reports. What does he hide under that hide?
Hehehe
baby:..’this guy’s had botox..!’
phillip ure..
“Take that, you pro rich hypocrite! This is what I think of your awful policies for children’s welfare”
key:..’i’m down with the kids..!..this happens often..!’
phillip ure..
key:
..’no..!..no..!..i’m..i’m..quite ‘relaxed’ about this..!..’
phillip ure..
baby:..
‘..you made my mum go back to work..!’
phillip ure..
Nice. Like this one.
baby:..
..’whattaya gonna do about the price of nappies..!..’
phillip ure..
key:..
..’someone call security..!’
phillip ure..
Key: “Hey baby, why are you pinching me?
Baby : “Dude, you have pinched assets, freedom and things from all of us. Remember?”
key:
‘judith collins does this to me too..!..
..when she gets angry…’
phillip ure..
No matter how clean a baby may seem, it can always find something icky with which to foul its hands.
Baby: your weenie is about so big
Infantile nappy wearer and baby
baby:..
..’i have seen the future..and it’s all your fault..!..’
phillip ure..
baby:..
..’yes..!..he really is oily..!..’
phillip ure..
Nah, you can’t fool me!
baby:..
..’see..!..i told you..!..a reptilian shape-shifter..!’
phillip ure..
baby wipes bum
heh..!..
phillip ure..
“Hey derp face, you’re ruining my baby pic.”
When I did this to Norman, he squealed like a Mollyhawk
Young child attempts to establish if Prime Minister of New Zealand is really a shape shifting reptilian …
baby:..
‘the stench of corruption is strong with this one..!..’
phillip ure..
Vulcan mind meld unsuccessful – baby declares “nothing was there, just nothing…”
baby:..
..’yeah..!..he’s wearing a rug..!..’
phillip ure..
Up…up…to the left..left…ah …that’s the spot right there, see .. my Muldoon dimple.
“Yuck! Your mouth smells like a bum!”
‘Kid, what does the fox say?’
‘Cheek, cheek, cheek, cheek, cheek!’
‘Kiddy, pinch me if Collins and I are liars’
‘Ok, there you go!’
That’s right, baby – he looks just like Muldoon ! !
baby:..
‘yep..!..he’s got a diamond-stash up in there..!..’
..phillip ure..
dont tell lies johnokeyio.
dont tell lies or your nose will grow.
Cam Slater’s snake oil extraction technique. Squeeze the pus from the PM and publish it in his blog.
“Take that for not recognizing that 285,000 of us are living in poverty!”
Lefty baby demonstrates taking a “A pound of flesh!”
…this is a political baby to watch!
Look everyone the smile is fake.
This is more what he is like
Now get me off this creep I don’t want to be part of his photo-op
If you can pinch more than an inch… You’re a fat, tory fu*k
Getting a grip on threats to the community.
Stranger-danger beginners class.
Baby attempts to unblock a trickle-down dam.
Baby makes citizens arrest on asset thief.
Spy caught in child’s room.
Blind trust becomes a reality.
Stuffed toy bigger than baby.
Baby catches planet Key alien.
Lever of power grabbed by young revolutionary.
Brilliant!
Is that hard enough, Mummy?
lol
lol+2
extract from Memoirs of A Lost Reptilian
Sensing the imminent loss of power I leapt into the eyes of the nearest soul. That it would be many years before I grew strong enough to rule over the quibbling livestock was a minor irritant. In due time the glory the victory the media would all again be mine mmmwwwwahahahahahaha mmmmmwwwwahahahahahaha
mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
I am hopeless at captions, but on seeing this photo immediately thought it should be one.
The other thing I thought was that the baby’s lips and eyes looked very like those of Collins ….
Yes, eyes down and not saying I resign 😆
Baby reacts badly to invitation to have dinner with Judith Collins
Baby mimics wealth grabbers behaviour.
Young left holding crumbs in faceoff over super.
Tot left with snot grabs shit for the skip.
Unable to tell shit from clay, baby begins kneading shit.
Re-arrange ya face begins with most appropriate candidate.
Prescient child fends off out-going prime minister.
“Keep your lips to yourself, lizard breath”
“Sexual harassment! Sexual harassment!”
Busted
Don’t try your tricks on me, bogeyman.
You may fool some people all of the time, but don’t even think of trying that on me, buster!
This is my good bye gift for you!
Now I know what mumma means when she talks about men with halitosis.
The thing every parent dreads: finding your young one playing with the contents of a nappy.
Breastfed baby grabs the wrong tit.
Young left holding consequences of dirty-dairying.
Baby bonus supporter proves Key has got a cheek.
Tickle-me-ElmoShit-on-me-Johnny receives cold reception.How Muldoon got his scar. And why baby kissing politicians is not as common as it used to be.
“What a cheek!”
“I’m one babe you’re not kissing.”
“You want me to turn the other cheek?”
“Boy, I hope George is better behaved.”
“I love you, too, David.”
You are up to your eyeballs in the bullshit Johnny!
Citizens arrest.
Xox
“Keys love child gets own back”
This is tongue in cheek when you lie, but baby has a good hold on it so the lie won’t continue. drmrs 4/3/2014