Caption contest

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   5ppm 😉
2. 2

   El Presidente plays the world’s smallest violin in tribute to the billions of people he is condemning
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   Chances of my second term.
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      I would argue that they are somewhat smaller than that.
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         the markets and bookmakers would disagree with you on that one….
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   Mr president,
   How much influence did the Russians have in your election?
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   Look! My brain fell out
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   Labour is this close to making 30%
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      That’s my son james. Once only a twinkle in my left eye.
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      desperate much —- no wait there is more.

      See more comments below from the supporter of child bashing
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         I feel sorry for people like you who cannot tell the difference between a smack and beating – hate to be your kid.
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            That why we changed the law, so people like you don’t smack their kids to death.
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               challenge you to find a single instance of a smack to the bum killing a kid.

               your pathetic accusations are, well pathetic.
               1. 6.2.1.1.1.1

                  The accusation was simply a question a long time ago which you never answered. So I went with the logical conclusion which was you accept violence against children. Hence why I call you the supporter of child beaters.

                  It can be cleared up, but you have steadfastly held to your violence against children line. I’m just calling you out for you continued support of people who use violence against children. That how politics works james, just in case you missed the memo.

                  I wonder which one you will come back with, the I’m all offended play act, or the poor me line. Any chance you might actually grow up and accept that hitting children is wrong? I won’t hold my breath.
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                  A smack to the bum wouldn’t kill your elderly grandparent either, but would you agree that it is more than inappropriate – it is unnecessarily violent.

                  Why is the violence then excusable against children?
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            An ugly comment.
            1. 6.2.1.2.1

               Still chasing my older comments around the site.

               Gee – I must have really gotten under your skin.

               Let it go – – its not good for you.
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                  Your worldview is not good for the many.
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                     In your view of the world.
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      National’s chances of getting re-elected are this much.
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   Andrew Little is only this far behind Jacinda in the Preferred PM Polls
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      Theresa May is maybe this far ahead of Corbyn…
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      Policies, not polls.
      Or is that all you have?
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         Chasing my comments around the standard days afterwards??? .. all my recent replies are from this pathetic staking “ed” person.
         1. 7.2.1.1

            I just noticed that as well. I think Ed likes you James
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               Lol it always begins like this …
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            Just observing how you operate.
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   see that?

   that is the size of the fuck that i give.
   1. 8.1

      Excellent double entendre there Sabine ! I go with the unspoken. That’s the root of the problem and the cause of that ugly strut in every other area of the life. Weird, dangerous prick !
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   My commitment to policies, actions and agreements aimed at avoiding climate change…
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    “See That’s how big my brain is.”
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    “and, covfefelly, it’s almost how much sanity I have left. Sad!”
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    Yeah? Well get fucked vlad my fish was THIS fucken big.
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    In the bling of an eye, planet earth will become like a spec of dust in the universe.

    I’m taking you all with me, you frackers!
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    I give this much about the planet.
15. 15

    They want me to take this pill so I get a good nights sleep and when I wake the world will be perfect
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    they said the pill came from Russia got to be good for you
    I believe them
    So do we
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    It was only a tiny stroke
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    I only want this much off
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    It was really a very small Russian hooker party…
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    That’s how much Co2 affects the planet….
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    As I slept on after my incredible world breaking tweet #covfefe I dreamt about Obuma and how so so useless he was over The Paris agreement so I give him a measure of his usefulness by 10 million gnats penis’s.
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    “What’s left of my integrity.”
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    Making America this great again! One promise I’ll keep.
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    I love you this much.
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    I’m only this nuts if youve listened to Hillary at Code Conference.
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    Believe me, its great,its amazing how much pleasure I get from something this big.
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    ” This is how much truck the globalists are going to get with me – and they know it ”,…

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    “Why, how big’s your world view, Angela?”
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    Hillary said Bill’s was only this big.
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    This is the chance I have of not remaining President at the end of the year.
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    This is how much Americans will be covered with Trump health care.

    Fuck all.
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    I told Tillerson that Nu Zeelannd is only this big but they love us down there.
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    my level of understanding about climate change
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    edgar the bug shows his yuuuge intellect
35. 35

    Bill English’s chances of remaining Prime Minister are this much.

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