Don’t be too mean – the poor guy is suffering…
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Bugger – there goes my job!
Mike Hosking suddenly remembers that he left his tongue in Steven Joyce’s old office.
Sounds like “office”. Means something different.
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Remember always there are gentle people who read this site …..
Hehehe….
Vindaloo.
Uh-oh! Guess whose nappy needs changing…
Bugger, there goes my preferred “journalist” access…and my importance…
But, but I recited “strong and stable” 100 times a day just like John told me too!?
Oh great, English craps the bed and I end up with this wet, sticky feeling lump in my trousers?
Oh god, I think I feel John Key pulling his hand out of my arse…what am I supposed to think now?
Sadly that is the best I can do today.
But seriously: that is definitely his ‘O’ face. (You’re welcome)
Dorian Gray, after taking a knife to his portrait.
Ouch!! Must make another appointment with the Proctologist
Mummy Mummy! They won’t let my friends play gubbamint
“Ohhhhh…. I’ve wasted my life.”
“Oh …. they’re going to require the state broadcasting channels to be non-partisan … I can’t do that”
Stripped of power, all old white men suddenly look old, real old.
but tomorrow was supposed to belong to meeeee
Shit Winston’s got me knackered now, with his “public broadcasting policy” he is splitting off the TV one network and putting it under the new Radio NZ “non-commercial” model that means my job is over!!!!!!!
Can’t embed tweets / tweet videos in comments, but Like Mike is very good:
https://twitter.com/mattandjerry/status/921179267454529536
“Fuck! Those Commie bastards are going to publish my salary!”
“I am looking forward to the eradication of homelessness and child poverty”
Loser with no understanding of coalitions.
*&%^&&#!//?$@*!?<+**$% @!%# dadamama [deep breath] boo hoohoohoohhhhhh [sloppy sniff] boo boohoo……………..
Whale Oil Beef Hooked !
“Now look what you’ve gone and done to yourselves. Good luck getting your Lamborghini deposits back.”
Blunt as at 7
You get my vote tea, ‘Seven Blunt’ Ha!…Wonder if he went home last night and had a Scotch and a blunt.
I’m really earning my $3000 tonight for doing the show.
Sharted
Wda my teths
Mike loves Winston really.
JUST
Happy days!
The end of an error.
Lol Stuart Munro
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
Hosking sees the score for the hardest piece he has yet to play- sight unseen in seven sharps, “Gotterdammerung” .
But he’s not a sharp minor.
How could we lose? My National mates are now … losers? I’m a loser?
What’s going to happen to my show? OMG I’m losing the show!! FML … Oh sh$t, how am I going to afford the car payments!! … How could this happen to me … ?
Oh my god i have just realised all my friends are going to jail.
He doesnât have friends; they are associates.
Clare Curran as minister???
Sorry Mike , after three decades ( and your a relative latecomer , mate ) the people are wanting this against all the skulking , viscous , self interested neo liberal bastards who ever ingratiated themselves into the halls of parliament…
http://fr.web.img2.acsta.net/pictures/17/01/11/15/08/564345.jpg
The Campbell is replacing me?
Stand aside Bill mate. I’m the new leader. John, how does this work?
John! . . . . Joooooohn! . . . . . Where are yooooo? . . . . . Oh god, it hurts!!!
Piers Morgan denies all knowledge of minor antipodean know-all…….”Hosking? Hosking who?”
“Oh fuck! What are SkyCity gonna say?”
The ” brighter future ” is over.
NZ’s LEADING INTELLETCUAL ANALIZES ELECTORAL ARMAGEDDON!
the inventor of sour sweets, ladies and gentlemen Mike hosking.
Seven Sour…….
I wonder if my buddy pal mate John has a spare room for me in Hawaii as I won’t be able to live here anymore.