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Open Mike 26/07/2026

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  1. Bearded Git 1

    Something I posted last night which bears repeating:

    The polling now is Left 46.3 to Right 48.7 (excluding the Opportunist Party) according to the rolling average on the Wiki NZ General Election page. This is a gap of 2.4%, where at the election the gap was 11.2%.

    You would be a brave man to call the election for the Right on these numbers.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2026_New_Zealand_general_election

    • Belladonna 1.1

      Like every other result this year, it's too close to call (i.e. within the margin of error).

      But it's very difficult for journos to report 'there is no change; and no obvious trend', so they obsess on tiny, statistically insignificant differences in order to generate a story.

      You would be brave, indeed, to call the election based on any poll this year.

  2. Bearded Git 2

    The Greens are far ahead as usual. There are lots of votes in this. The consented data centre in Southland will use two-thirds of the power generated by the Clyde dam.

    "The Green Party wants a one-year pause on consents for new AI data centres, until stronger rules and regulations are put in place.

    Chloe:"Some may argue these AI data centres could build their own renewable energy, or that they're increasingly using closed-loop water cooling systems. That may well be the case, but our current rules don't require any of those things," she said.

    "New Zealanders haven't even had the opportunity to discuss and decide whether they want them.""

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/politics/796938/urgent-need-for-rules-and-protections-on-data-centres-greens-say

    The Southland data factory consent was granted on a non-notified basis, with no right for public input or appeal. Scandalous.

    • Mercurio 2.1

      Beat me to it, BG!

      The Greens have done the right thing and their timing is spot-on. Southland aligns tightly to National but this declaration will attract a great many votes to the Greens, imo. Dave Kennedy will enjoy huge support over the next few months.

  3. bwaghorn 3

    With regards to data centers a quick chat to the all seeing eye that lives in my ph reckons 40 to 80% of data is stuff that will never be used again, so strong rules about what can and should be stored would greatly decrease the size and amount of these resource sucking behemoths we need.

  4. Mercurio 4

    Chlöe .v. Tova – tough confrontation – intense challenges elegantly met and answered; Chlöe for the win and the clear connection to everyone watching.

  5. greywarshark 5

    People just getting on with life without much thought have no idea of how far we can slip to a disgracefully decadent situation when there is little respect for fellow citizens. Reading this about funeral costs reminds me of some stories from the USA and elsewhere.

    https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/AK2607/S00782/families-need-greater-support-as-the-cost-of-dying-continues-to-rise.htm

    …Following the recent Funeral Directors Association of New Zealand (FDANZ) media release highlighting rising cemetery costs, NZCCC Chair Daniel Chrisp says the conversation must focus on ensuring all New Zealanders can access a dignified farewell regardless of their financial circumstances.

    "The cost of a basic burial has increased significantly in recent years. With burial plots in many parts of New Zealand now costing between $3,500 and $4,000, it is time for the WINZ Funeral Grant to be reviewed so it better reflects the real costs families are facing today," says Chrisp…

    Many local authorities have recognised in recent years that cemetery and crematorium services are often operated at a substantial loss, with councils absorbing a significant portion of the actual costs involved… "Throughout the country, many councils are operating cemetery services with subsidy levels of between 30 and 60 percent in order to keep fees as affordable as possible for their communities," says Chrisp…

    Overseas: 2026 https://www.npr.org/2025/06/28/nx-s1-5449615/funeral-home-owner-decaying-bodies-sentenced-colorado

    2023 Indiana funeral director found with dozens of rotting bodies … BBC https://www.bbc.com › world-us-canada-65732861 27 May 2023 — Randy Lankford will be sentenced in June for failing to complete funeral services he was paid for.

    2002 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Tri-State_Crematory_scandal | Rotting Human Bodies Are Found at Georgia Crematory https://www.ebsco.com › research-starters › law › rotting… In February 2002, a shocking discovery was made at the Tri-State Crematory in Walker County, Georgia, when officials uncovered over 330 human bodies in ..

    (Followed by litigation in 2004 by families in desecration case and decision of $37 million. Not an appropriate ending for respectful treatment of people and death in a community.)

    2019 Australia – https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-23/four-corners-investigation-body-identification-in-carparks/11528608

    2024 UK – https://theconversation.com/the-humberside-funeral-home-incident-shows-england-and-wales-need-a-better-system-for-dealing-with-death-226040

    • tWig 5.1

      I went to a day seminar in Ashurst about d-i-y funerals, and easing the passing of someone you love at home, the Death Without Debt movement.

      It is legal to carry the body prep at home, and even transport a body in your car, as long as you protect against leakage. Some funeral directors are happy to be involved with such minimal funerals.

      The Ashurst community has invested for loan in cooling mats used to lay out bodies during tangi ceremonies on marae.

      The people running the course were empathic and genuine, and see it as a form of respectful farewell to prepare the bodies of those you love.

      • tWig 5.1.1

        The same group, hosted by RECAP, are running repeat seminars in Sept. (Their newsletter just arrived in my email today, so thought I’d pass it on.)

        https://recap.org.nz/civicrm/event/info?reset=1&id=158

        Business: Death can be a stressful time, when the business of life is put on hold in order to hold space for grief and the dying process. Death can also be stressful because it is expensive, with the average Kiwi funeral topping out at $13,000. DIY knowledge can cut costs. However, the more prepared you can be with the business end of death—processes and paperwork—the more focused you can be on what is most important, honouring this final stage of life by being present. In this first half of the workshop, details local options for burial, cremation, and natural burial, as well as the paperwork required. We also cover Advanced Care Plans, Wills, EPOAs, and probate.

        https://recap.org.nz/civicrm/mailing/url?u=1020&qid=97934
        Body: Communities have largely lost the skills and knowledge needed to care for a loved
        one who is dying, or who has died. Along with this, we have lost ways to talk about death, which impacts the way we grieve. When we don’t know what to expect or how to prepare for death, something precious is lost. This intimate support is a gift–not only for the person who is dying, but for the loved one left behind. This second half of the workshop focuses on the dying process, unexpected death, post-death priorities, body care, cooling the body, shrouding and coffins, as well as transport.

  6. Incognito 6

    NZ sleepwalking into a digital Strait of Hormuz

    Unchecked growth of AI data centres and reliance on foreign cloud providers leave NZ vulnerable to energy crises and global conflict

    https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/07/26/nz-sleepwalking-into-a-digital-strait-of-hormuz/

    The Coalition wants to expose NZ to the whims of Trump, Musk, and other notoriously unpredictable and unreliable characters.

    Take-up of cloud services, data centres and AI infrastructure cannot be left to the market alone. They involve questions of accountability, resilience, privacy and national sovereignty. Any strategy must also include a regulatory framework capable of managing the risks that inevitably follow dependence on these new digital systems. For example, data sovereignty considerations include the extent to which technology companies can use customer information they hold to train artificial intelligence systems for their own, and not their customers’, purposes.

  7. greywarshark 7

    A friend mentioned how interesting Sam Neill's comments on his past were. It seems that came from here March 2023. Thanks to Philip Matthews and The Press for a great backgrounding:

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300837756/sir-sam-neill-says-generation-of-inbreeding-at-elite-christchurch-school

    ,,,,,These facts and others are relayed in Neill’s friendly conversational style in his new memoir ‘Did I Ever Tell You This?’…

    …what does he make of his years in Dunedin and Christchurch? While he was born in Northern Ireland, Dunedin was home. But the gloss wore off as he aged, and he found it small and claustrophobic….

    “One anecdote about my hometown might tell you why,” he writes. “In 1964, at the very height of Beatlemania, the Dunedin Town Hall was only three-quarters full when they played there. The one place in the world they didn’t sell out. ‘Provincial’ doesn’t cover it.”…

    In classic Christchurch fashion, we can ask what schools he went to, and he provides the answer. He was at Cashmere Primary briefly, then Medbury School and Christ’s College, before going on to university…

    at Medbury. He recalls that the Old Boys’ Association, headed by “poor Richard Ballantyne”​, would ask him for this or that, and he would reply as follows. “Richard, you must know I absolutely hated my time at Medbury, and I have no good memories of it. I know you mean well but, please, do not ask me for anything again.” He admits he might have over-egged the “hate” aspect.

    “There was bad food, there was bullying, there were prefects, there was an insufferable seniority system, boys brutalising other boys and, last but not least, there was corporal punishment,” he writes. “Of course. The whole British nine yards.”

    Neill was alert to the psychological cost, as he saw it. “I don’t remember anyone actually being happy there, and one of the saddest things I can think of is the junior dorm, where the little boys were. Boys of six or seven would cry themselves to sleep every single night, desperately missing home.”

    After that, Christ’s College was more of the same, only bigger. He recalls it as a school full of thick future farmers. A brutal PE teacher named Hec Mackay​ was just one of the ex-military officers and war veterans who terrorised boys at that and other schools….

    Neill recalls Jacobs House* had a “disproportionate number of very thick boys”. “Quite a few of my friends, therefore, were in Jacobs. The truly eccentric boys were in Flower’s House. My old pal Gus Watson was one of these. Inspired by The Great Escape, starring Steve McQueen, Gus dug an escape tunnel. Like many things that Gus has done over the years, it wasn’t fully thought out. When he emerged, the tunnel exit was only a few metres away from the headmaster’s office. Gus’s sense of direction had failed him underground.”…

    Christchurch is also where Neill first became interested in acting, under the tutelage of the legendary Dame Ngaio Marsh​, remembered as “a grand dame of a very old school, and slightly scary”.

    He played Theseus​ in her production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and he knows it got a good review in The Press (the paper praised his “fine voice”). He also recalls Marsh storming backstage and accusing him of “a sissy performance”.

    Neill got on better with Mervyn Thompson​, a true original of New Zealand theatre, nicknamed “Proc”, whose career was derailed when he was publicly accused of rape by feminists in Auckland in the 1980s.

    His last meeting with Thompson offers a nice conclusion to the Christchurch years. “Years later, I found Proc in Christchurch, living in a small, dark flat off Bealey Avenue,” he writes. “Proc was in seclusion. He’d been subject to a scandal not long before: he’d been chained to a tree by some women activists in revenge for an alleged transgression in the past. As to the truth of those claims, I have no idea.

    “He was also suffering from a terminal cancer of the face, and he was hideously and cruelly disfigured. I felt desperately sorry for him, isolated and facing imminent death. I was able, though, to thank him for the change he had made to my life, and indeed to theatre in New Zealand.”

    That short, melancholy scene says many good things about Neill, who emerges from the book as a decent, funny, empathetic and only slightly fogeyish figure, a man with a gift for friendship and a love of family.,,,

    So another lively Kiwi icon bites the dust. Soon a generation will have passed; those who can pick up the threads and carry on must stick together. No more Mervyn Thompson alienation please; no similar incensed cabals imposing persecution on a person in detestation and punishment. That does not prepare us for a humane future for either gender, or whatever the case.

    I have wondered where these that step up for leadership roles then proceed sell off NZAO to the world's wealthy like auctioneers, learned their crafts. Ayn Rand's creeds in USA required significant reading skills which these blowhards have not. I have quoted the book 'Posh Boys' about UK boarding colleges before; it would be relevant, on UK class society of the 1900s appearing here now.

    Posh Boys: How English Public Schools Ruin Britain | PEPF : Private Education Policy Forum https://www.pepf.co.uk › Book Reviews 14 Apr 2021 — Verkaik does a very good job of illustrating damage done by a historic English public school ethos of muscular Christianity.

  8. greywarshark 8

    El Nino or El None-oh? All these scientists with new findings that upset the old ones leave us confused.

    https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/news-and-media/highlights/climate-models-get-key-feature-el-nino-wrong-undermining-forecast-accuracy

    But pay attention – we need some ideas outside selling our agricultural,horticultural businesses to overseas buyers with heavy pockets. See what some are saying in North England.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0qvw91ejp1o

  9. greywarshark 9

    Climate change has produced a huge down and upturn in different species. In only a couple of years. Serious for us all over the world. This is off Goggle News.

    Clam production in Scardovari fell from 4,800 tons to 340 tons, while blue crab catches in the Po Delta climbed from about 200 tons in 2022 to 2,000 tons in 2024, a 900% increase.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/science/articles/invasive-blue-crabs-drive-italy-101100308.html

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