The Standard

Open Mike 29/05/2026

Written By: - Date published: 6:00 am, May 29th, 2026 - 69 comments
Categories: open mike - Tags:


Open mike is your post.

For announcements, general discussion, whatever you choose.

The usual rules of good behaviour apply (see the Policy).

Step up to the mike …

69 comments on “Open Mike 29/05/2026 ”

  1. SPC 1

    "Chandler" of the hospitality business want to reduce the MW (by $4) and believes this will lower living costs.

    “Then everyone's sitting here in New Zealand saying why does everything cost so much? I don't understand. The solution is to decrease minimum wage,”

    This is their considered advice as to how to manage the lack of consumer demand in the economy. It is as if there was no connection between lack of income after affording housing (rent or mortgage rates, water and insurance), power, food and transport and the business.

    The business owner as the persecuted minority routine is what it is. But the lack of awareness that workers are the consumers is Queenstown thinking (where tourists are consumers) in Auckland and Hamilton.

    Is it a class thing, the low cost service worker and desired clientele being of disparate groups in the society?

    ‘That sounds great, we should tax the 1%’, but the 1% is already paying about 40% of the tax.”

    This is the only nation in the OECD that has no CGT or estate tax.

    https://www.thepost.co.nz/business/361010458/election-despair-hospitality-leader-says-business-under-attack

    The New Zealand Initiative, the business-aligned think-tank formerly known as the Business Roundtable, has proposed the establishment of a “training wage” at 60% that of an adult minimum wage for workers under 20, and implementing different minimum wages by region, as part of a manifesto of ideas out this morning.

    https://www.thepost.co.nz/business/361011793/business-think-tank-proposes-slashing-youth-minimum-wage-minimum-wage-opt-out

    Lower outside urban centres

    Their "training wage" proposal would be under $16 – $16 is 66% of $24.

    There are apprenticeships now – real training jobs

    We do have starting out wages for those age 16-17 and those off the benefit over 18.

    This covers the training period for lower skilled jobs. But expires.

    https://www.moneyhub.co.nz/minimum-wage.html

    Australia does have an aged based system

    • Aged 16, you should get 47.3%, or $11.80 an hour.
    • Aged 17, you should get 57.8%, or $14.42 an hour.
    • Aged 18, you should get 68.3%, or $17.04 an hour.
    • Aged 19, you should get 82.5%, or $20.58 an hour.
    • Aged 20, you should get 97.7%, or $24.37 an hour.

    It is hard to justify a lower wage for doing the same job as older workers once they have been trained up.

  2. Mercurio 2

    Top stuff!

    "Surviving Topp Twin, Dame Lynda, has delivered a blistering impassioned volley at the government for overlooking the arts in this year's Budget, and been met with a standing ovation at the Aotearoa Music Awards."

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/life/music/dame-lynda-topp-blasts-governement-in-emotional-speech

    • Bearded Git 2.1

      Well done indeed Dame Lynda.

      In legal circles when you don't refer to something that is relevant it is deemed a lie.

      In the several post-budget interviews I have heard Willis do she has never once mentioned the arts.

      • Mercurio 2.1.1

        People from that side of the house recognise the threat the arts present, to their world-view and modus operandi. Since forever, they've sought to destroy the practice of creating art along with the creations themselves. This present heartless crew have done all they can to carry on the tradition of their people. They have to cover their activities so as to look innocent of their nasty behaviours, hence the diversions, misleads, cover-ups and lies.

      • alwyn 2.1.2

        Perhaps she is merely recognizing reality? She isn't referring to the arts because they aren't relevant.

        To most New Zealanders the "arts" aren't relevant, and how many low income individuals think it is a sensible thing to heavily subsidise the hobbies of the wealthy such as Ballet or Opera?

        • Mercurio 2.1.2.1

          Alwyn marks himself, "Team Atlas".

        • SPC 2.1.2.2

          They can fund the arts easily enough just by discouraging leveraging equity to buy up investment property.

        • AB 2.1.2.3

          how many low income individuals think it is a sensible thing to heavily subsidise the hobbies of the wealthy such as Ballet or Opera?

          Alwyn, I think that's a rather misleading characterisation. In the past, governments wanted to supply 'public goods' like this because they were animated by some idea of a nation of people with a collective heritage and of a citizenry who deserved to be educated and informed participants in civic life. A symphony orchestra might be something that was mostly appreciated by richer, well-educated citizens, but by no means only by them, and in any case, a sharply progressive income tax ensured that they paid the greatest contribution towards funding that orchestra anyway.

          These days arts funding tries hard to be non-elitist, which amusingly tends to draw the opposite criticism when things that appear to be vulgar or offensive get funding, i.e. they are not elitist enough.

          I'm actually not in favour of showering the arts with a lot of money – my guess is that it produces a long tail of mediocre, ephemeral and bourgeois work. The best work is the stuff that comes from a compulsion or fixation that bubbles up uncontrollably and in wild, variable forms. That is not to say though that we should starve art to death because we have discarded all ideas of their being a public good.

          • Incognito 2.1.2.3.1

            There are many different forms of art and different levels of art, e.g., creative vs performative art, amateur vs professional, individual vs collective, etc. Ballet is art but ice-skating is sport, go figure!

            One function of art/artists is to open up closed and narrow minds – the Coalition is in dire need of an immediate arts-infusion.

            You may have heard of the Korean Wave that’s been a hugely successful tool of South Korea’s soft power. China is now copying it. NZ uses its (indigenous) culture and art as a tourist gimmick and as a side show at sports events. The cultural cringe here in and of NZ is phenomenal.

            • Mercurio 2.1.2.3.1.1

              Yes, but… the essence of art is creativity, originality and expression outside of technical language. Those guys hate that stuff.

    • Jimmy 2.2

      It surprises me how so many artists are so certain that their work is so terrible that no one would voluntary purchase it. You’d think they’d have more faith in themselves. If they don’t attract enough audience to make them viable, they should do something else.

      • Bearded Git 2.2.1

        You could apply that test to the Coalition of Corruption Jimmy.

      • Incognito 2.2.2

        Artists just need to be better at marketing and have better business plans. Or outsource production to countries with cheaper labour and less regulation (red tape, in artist’s parlance). Avantgarde artists use AI for more efficiency and to lift productivity.

        • greywarshark 2.2.2.1

          Incognito has found the page in the neoliberal playbook where it explains how to tap into the lifeblood of artists when the Actor knows nothing about art, but knows what he likes – the large amounts of money people are prepared to pay for it if the market is psyched up. For instance huge sums paid in USA etc for known originals of famous dead artists.

      • Mercurio 2.2.3

        You've given artists and the arts some serious, in-depth thinking, Jimmy – big ups to you!

      • AB 2.2.4

        I have a 'modest proposal': we could take seriously Jimmy's opinion that all personal expression should be commodified, and it has no value that can be ascertained through anything other than market transactions.

        Taking it seriously would mean applying it to his to his own comments, i.e. they get published only if someone is prepared to pay for them.

        Bad economic ideas (such as the commodification of everything) run very deep, seem to be ineradicable and have bonkers consequences

      • Mercurio 2.2.5

        Jimmy

        "It surprises me how so many artists are so certain that their work is so terrible that no one would voluntary purchase it. You’d think they’d have more faith in themselves. "

        "Ehlana (Kiwiblog)

        "It surprises me how so many artists are so certain that their work is so terrible that no one would voluntary purchase it. You’d think they’d have more faith in themselves "

  3. Kat 3

    "To most New Zealanders the "arts" aren't relevant….."

    That statement truly reflects the sentiments of the current govt…….

    • alwyn 3.1

      In the 2024-2025 year the NZSO presented 49 concerts and the total attendance was 52,297 people.

      Even if they were all different people that would mean that only 1% of the New Zealand Population went to a NZSO concert. I think the comment seems to be a fair one.

      https://nzso.sgp1.digitaloceanspaces.com/publications/annual-report-2025.pdf

      • Incognito 3.1.1

        I remember you getting your knickers in knot about NZSO previously (Feb 2025). You reverted into Right trolling behaviour then.

        If you’d bothered to look a little further (i.e., scroll down to pg. 25):

        Number of ticketed concerts 61

        Number of audience members at ticketed concerts 66,797

        Number of new digital content releases on NZSO channels 241

        Number of views of digital content on NZSO channels 2,034,036

        In addition, you may have heard of that quaint medium called RNZ. Tonight, Live on RNZ, the NZSO: https://www.rnz.co.nz/concert

  4. SPC 4

    Willis seems to realise Labour can outflank them on taxation of banks.

    So National will campaign on this (but its just noise as ACT would block them doing anything more).

    https://www.tickaroo.com/e/GHD7nKwLqIDGIgZ0

    • Bearded Git 4.1

      As I said yesterday, Willis has offered Labour an open goal here.

      Labour should increase the bank levy from Willis' $50m a year to $200m a year OR MORE, while at the same time stating that if the four Australian banks reduce their NZ profits to the same level as they make in Australia (in percentage terms) the levy level may be reduced. These four banks are gouging NZ citizens at the moment.

      For the Left this is BOTH a revenue raiser and vote winner at the same time.

  5. SPC 5

    And Willis says National will have its superannuation policy (whatever it is, NZF would veto it, so it is yet more noise)

    The 3 have no unity on a plan as per super or tax on banks.

    https://www.tickaroo.com/e/GHD7u22sfcrWaqL0

  6. Drowsy M. Kram 6

    The 'Hon.' Nicola Willis (Dip. Sortd) has blown her 'out-of-touch metaphors' budget, but other NAct MPs will continue the tradition of kicking Kiwi 'bottom feeders', and targetted 'squeezed middle feeders' who didn't escape to Australia, while they're down.

    Their behaviour – sticking it to marmite sandwich munchers and other losers – just comes naturally. Nooooooooo, look, so I got carried away and said what I said – Move-On!

  7. adam 7

    And still the IDF and their political leaders kill, whilst our press and political leaders say nothing.

  8. Drowsy M. Kram 8

    TVNZ’s day in court trying to make billionaire Jim Grenon pay its costs
    [The Spinoff, 29 May 2026]
    Chris Patterson, a lawyer acting for the billionaire NZME director Jim Grenon… asked judge David Clark to suppress reporting on Grenon’s involvement in the case.

    It was an interesting request. Reporters were only in the courtroom because Grenon had funded anti co-governance campaigner Julian Batchelor’s unsuccessful defamation action against TVNZ and academic Sanjaya Hattotuwa. Neither Grenon nor Batchelor were in court, but in an affidavit, Grenon claimed he’d financed the case because he’d seen Hattotuwa taking aim at Batchelor’s “racist rhetoric” in a news item by Te Aniwa Hurihanganui and felt the criticism amounted to attempted censorship.

    But here he was advocating for reporting on his involvement in the case to be suppressed.

    Solid reporting by Hayden Donnell in The Spinoff, but any costs recovered from NZ-based Canadian billionaire Grenon are hardly going to offset the latest round of cuts administered to our public broadcasters. Nothing personal, of course – onya CoC.

    https://vote.nz/

  9. Incognito 9

    I’d say that the ball is now in Labour’s court. Tough gig.

  10. Stephen D 10

    In reply to Alwyn at 2.1.2

    Via Gemini

    At an April 30, 1953 Royal Academy Banquet, Churchill famously noted: "The arts are essential to any complete national life. The State owes it to itself to sustain and encourage them… Ill fares the race which fails to salute the arts with the reverence and delight which are their due."

    • Mercurio 10.1

      Yeah but they must pay their own way, Stephen – no freeloaders will be tolerated by the Coalition of Philistines!

    • alwyn 10.2

      There was of course contemporary of Churchill who was a totally obsessive fan of Wagner. He didn't end up in a very good state though.

      Hardly surprising really. Have you ever seen or heard a Wagnerian work?

      • Mercurio 10.2.1

        You mean, he died?

        Do you blame Wagner for that?

        • alwyn 10.2.1.1

          Well, the person I am thinking of did shoot himself in the head. That seems rather like something out of Wagner. Have you ever seen a Wagner work, or even read the plot of one?

          I wouldn't be that surprised if it gave Hitler the idea of the way to go out.

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1wZLsl61tPdmWxT9cz3n5B4/die-walkure-the-plot-essentials

          I don't really care what people do in their leisure activities. I just wish that those who want to listen to an Orchestra, or to Opera, or watch Ballet and who are, at least among the people I know, generally from the ranks of the more affluent, would actually pay for their interests themselves instead of expecting the taxpayer to pick up an enormous part of the bill.

          The NZSO, NZ Opera and NZ Ballet each get about 15% of their income from ticket sales. More than 50% comes from the taxpayer or ratepayer. Let the people who want to see the performances pay for them.

          • Mercurio 10.2.1.1.1

            Surely, the "50%" goes to the performers, not the audience?

            A graduated ticket price would do the trick; if you're wealthy, pay a lot, if you're not, don't.

            I take it you're in favour of means-testing everything, alwyn?

      • I Feel Love 10.2.2

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltrdYi0-tIM (video of organ playing Wagners Wedding March) Wagner gets played every hour of the day, somewhere.

        Stephen Fry has a great documentary about being a fan of Wagner, as Fry is a fan & a jew, so it's very … complicated for him. He goes to that 3-4 day Wagner opera in Germany.

  11. Incognito 11

    What was missing from Budget-2026 was a story of blood, sweat & tears, the heart & soul, that so many stories are based on, even, or even more so, good old mythological fairy-tales and fantasies. They resonate with the people, they hit a (raw) nerve. The field is wide open for Labour and the other opposition parties.

  12. greywarshark 12

    Something different – disappearance of glaciers from Papua. A bit of info for wide thinking people. And how a thinking person is channelling the info that 97% of this world wonder has been lost since 1980. Martin LeFevre who writes 'Meditations' on Scoop:

    https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL2605/S00075/dialogue-with-the-universe.htm

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/pacific/496554/tropical-glacier-in-papua-expected-to-disappear-in-three-years Aug.2023

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carstensz_Glacier

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puncak_Jaya

    • aj 12.1

      Not many are aware of tropical glaciers, apart from Kilimanjaro perhaps.

      They are in Venezuela as well

      Venezuela may be the first nation in modern history to lose all its glaciers after climate scientists downgraded its last one to an ice field.

      https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx8qv1nvdppo

      • greywarshark 12.1.1

        Interesting aj there is so much that never gets more than seconds of display in the 'common' media. So much to know.

        I am cynical now and wondering if the Russia-Ukraine war isn't a convenient distraction for the USA so that Israel and Netanyahoo can commit genocide in Palestine while we worry about self-harm and venturous people in trouble, not the doomed, chastened and beaten Palestinians not daring to hope.

  13. Drowsy M. Kram 13

    Christopher Luxon sees himself as CEO of NZ and it shows in the budget
    [The Spinoff, 29 May 2026]

    But this type of thinking is back-to-front: Budget 2026 wasn’t offering to help the economy; it was relying on the economy to come to its rescue.

    With the domestic economy already struggling, households set to absorb a big hit to real incomes, and the RBNZ already being pushed toward hikes, this budget asks more of an economy that has little left to give,” he [Ben Udy, the lead economist at Oxford Economics Australia] said.

    Oddly, higher inflation helps the government’s path back to surplus by dragging workers into higher tax brackets. This silent tax increase will be worth almost $3bn over the forecast period.

    That’s a fact you won’t see on National Party billboards this election season.

    Hmm. Let them eat paua pie?

    https://vote.nz/

  14. Drowsy M. Kram 14

    New political party donation details released
    [RNZ Midday Report, 29 May 2026]
    An update on donations to political parties saw ACT's donation total for the year to date soar above the $1 million dollar mark, with some big sums involved.

    For every dollar that Labour has in donations, ACT has roughly $6.90.

    I'd be careful now RNZ. After all, you are NZ Aotearoa's most trusted news brand, and the NActF Coalition of Corruption can’t be having that. More cuts anyone – anyone?

    https://vote.nz/

  15. Incognito 15

    The pieces of the missing story; awesome commentary at The Spinoff (https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/29-05-2026/christopher-luxon-sees-himself-as-ceo-of-nz-and-it-shows-in-the-budget):

    Nothing in the budget would shift the dial on economic growth and productivity.

    “At first glance, there isn’t a clear, cohesive growth story running through this Budget, particularly when it comes to lifting productivity, encouraging investment, and supporting the private sector to expand,” she [Leeann Watson, the chief executive of Business Canterbury] wrote in a press release.

    But this type of thinking is back-to-front: Budget 2026 wasn’t offering to help the economy; it was relying on the economy to come to its rescue.

    Relying is not the right word here, it’s hoping, as in ‘hoping to win Lotto’.

    Ben Udy, the lead economist at Oxford Economics Australia, said the coalition’s disciplined approach to spending was aimed only at the government’s bottom line.

    “With the domestic economy already struggling, households set to absorb a big hit to real incomes, and the RBNZ already being pushed toward hikes, this budget asks more of an economy that has little left to give,” he said.

    Yup, it’s like asking a terminally ill patient to donate blood.

    Fiscal support for the economy and its workers are not part of the recipe. At least not until the Crown has returned to surplus and stopped eating its assets.

    By that time, we won’t even be able to call it our economy, as it will be mostly foreign-owned and controlled. WTF is Peters thinking?? Too busy playing with his train set?

    Oddly, higher inflation helps the government’s path back to surplus by dragging workers into higher tax brackets. This silent tax increase will be worth almost $3bn over the forecast period.

    That’s a fact you won’t see on National Party billboards this election season.

    Indeed, Newsroom’s Jonathan Milne wrote something very similar in today’s Newsroom e-mail newsletter:

    Willis has firmly capped public sector staffing and spending, yet will bring in much more PAYE, GST and excise revenue as CPI rises to a peak of 4.3% in September (according to new Reserve Bank forecasts this week).

  16. gsays 16

    @ Incognito @ 11

    "What was missing from Budget-2026 was a story of blood, sweat & tears, the heart & soul, that so many stories are based on,…"

    Certainly would have expected better from someone with a degree in English.

    By that I don't mean Sir Bill.

    • Incognito 16.1

      Nicola Willis’ story, and thus the Coalition’s story – just wait for the three spin-offs – is The Return to The Surplus. I don’t give a flying fuck about such a crap magic realism story, it’s boring as hell.

      Does Willis’ story touch people, does it speak to them, can thy find themselves in the story?

      I’d think that very few people would answer affirmatively.

      It won’t be too hard for the opposition to write an alternative and more inspiring & appealing story – the critics are circling above waiting to shred it to pieces.

      However, the soft numbers in & of the [Treasury] forecasts in some ways make it easier to write a narrative that’s not bogged down in techno-fiscal gibberish & cult-economic dogma.

      So, Labour, let your imagination run wild, be brave, be bold, and don’t chicken out and cross the road.

      • Bearded Git 16.1.1

        +1000 Incog.

      • greywarshark 16.1.2

        Labour crossed the road some time ago – now there is more traffic and they tend to get paralysed by those dazzling headlights that the big bruiser vehicles now seem to have on all day. And the vehicles decorate themselves like funfairs with fairy lights all around the body, and red rear lights like horns that show where to kick!

  17. Mercurio 17

    Willis' "success story" relies upon the extinction of x-number of Kiwi jobs?

    Great story bro!

  18. gsays 18

    @Incog above

    Well put.

    Surely I am not alone in thinking that a government surplus is offensive, even more so given ' Move on orders', Working for Families welfare, record homeless, high levels of child poverty etc.

    After all, in the military, a good storeman has an empty store not a full one.

    As to the narrative, the options are dizzying. Electrifying the nation with solar on public buildings, schools etc.

    Support for domestic solar, batteries and smart inverters that can supply to the grid in high demand and be recharged in off peak.

    Renationalise the power system so it's kaupapa is affordable energy for all.

    Support for EVs and electric trucks and invest in electrifying the train set.

    Ticking off: cost of living stresses, Climate Change obligations and resilience for the next inevitable fuel shock.

    As to health….

  19. Mercurio 19

    The "dour" budget.

    I like that.

    • Drowsy M. Kram 19.1

      Imho, it's a 'keep 'em Lotto lean and marmite sarnie-hungry' budget – but Nicola, what about the sorted? Phew, well alright – our fair Lotto Lady, the paua-partaking Willis, says thanks to AI the sorted are safe as houses. Well played Luxury Luxon, well played.

      Christopher Luxon and all he’ll never do or know

      Christopher Luxon thinks he knows bottom feeders and bludgers and free riders and people he believes have no dignity because they don’t have his wealth. He does not know. He will never know…

      Christopher Luxon doesn’t know these things. Won’t ever know these things. But he is materially rich. And on that mountain of money that keeps growing and growing he can say this:

      Your free ride is over under National.

      https://vote.nz/

  20. PsyclingLeft.Always 20

    Well…..Awesome : )

    Ardern documentary 'Prime Minister' wins Emmy Award

    A documentary about former New Zealand Prime Minister Dame Jacinda Ardern has won the top prize for best documentary at the 2026 News & Documentary Emmy Awards.

    The production also took home the award for outstanding politics and government documentary at Thursday's event in the US, Variety reported.

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens/movies/ardern-documentary-prime-minister-wins-emmy-award

  21. greywarshark 21

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/596747/trapped-looking-for-gold-in-a-flooded-cave-how-were-they-found-and-will-they-be-rescued

    We could get some headline-winning, heart-stopping stories like this every day if the news and camera people were allowed into Palestine. And really stirring comments from Israelis living in that country, if they were allowed to speak up. But it seems that all over the world our political systems govern our force systems or versa-vice, military or whatever, and are blocking us from intelligent free speech.

    Keep out of caves will you Finnish or whoever, the world is finishing, crumbling for sure, that is exciting enough for any sentient being, but many are merely shamming that.

Leave a Comment