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Open Mike 15/08/2026

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    • Bearded Git 1.1

      Yep bWag I just heard on RadioNZ that 35% of people in NZ have private health insurance and that this is lower than most western nations.

      It sounds incredibly high to me and does much to explain the crap treatment the less well-off and poor are condemned to in the public system.

      Tax changes should be made to make it LESS attractive to take out private health insurance.

  1. tWig 2

    Vapourware, TOP's vapourware.

    TOP disturb me so profoundly because my gut tells me there's nothing of substance there, only hype, hype and novelty.

    It may have earnest people as the face, but they're just earnest marketers, literally employed for that job by the party.

    • tc 2.1

      Sums up the coalition from the word salad CEO PM down to latest inductee Paul Henry all singing those ideological chorus lines.

      • tWig 2.1.1

        Yes, marketers, tribal slogans and hype are part of the political cycle. But they are the face side of ground-swell movements with history, overt values, and active members in electorates. There’s an actual product to sell.

        TOP have nothing but an on-line presence. That's why ‘vapourware’; selling voters something that doesn’t exist.

        • tWig 2.1.1.1

          Here's something from a TOP candidate that at least represents substance and authenticity.

          Bianca Beebe, a US migrant and ex-Green Party member, is standing in Queenstown. She apparently is 'the chairperson of Fired Up Stilettos'. That's the union started up by strippers a few years ago, as I remember, to protest exploitative work practices in strip clubs. Kudos to her for that.

          https://biancabeebe.substack.com/p/follow-the-money-to-your-trojan-horse/comments?utm_source=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

          Includes a few stiletto-heeled digs into the Greens, with some light mis-representation, in best hustings fashion.

          • weka 2.1.1.1.1

            Greens were well shot of her. She stands for selection, gets declined, then public slags off the party she wanted to be a part of. Not a team player.

            • tWig 2.1.1.1.1.1

              TOP are not a team, so easy enough there. The whole tenor of her piece is that pollies are individuals, with individual policies and she, and TOP will deal with them as such to advance their own specific policies.

              I think that’s deluded, needless to say. There seems no understanding of how the individual Acts of a government advances an overall ideological agenda.

              I thought she did a good job overall: she was defending an accusation of trojan horse funding for TOP by pointing out apparent Green Party hypocrisy.

              The Greens retained $1500 from a donor who turned out to be dodgy re sex offenses, while TOP returned all $20k of his donation. Seems cut and dried to me.

            • Mercurio 2.1.1.1.1.2

              Opportunist.

              • tWig

                I disagree. She strikes me as someone who wants to be involved in material change. She’s already covered more policy topics in that piece than Peters has in his whole career.

                • tWig

                  And while I can't be bothered finding out if she helped start her union, they not only protested, but as I remember wrung industry concessions from their bosses. Material change.

                  • Mercurio

                    I'm (again) reminded of the Big Polluters, Fonterra etc. who employ attractive, energetic young spokespeople to front their wicked actions.

              • Incognito

                cheeky

                Self-promoter – would fit well into me NZ First.

    • weka 2.2

      maybe, but it's also true that they've done more policy development thatn NZF.

      • tWig 2.2.1

        Peters isn't in politics to make material change, but to strut upon the stage. He curates his hangers-on just enough to ginger things up and stay in the public eye so he can return each election. He has no positive political legacy.

    • mikesh 2.3

      Vapourware, TOP's vapourware.

      They may not, once in parliament, be able to sell their ideas to a coalition, but that doesn't make them "hype, hype and novelty". It may just mean that that coalition may have an unwarranted fear of the public's reaction; and of course the public is not always right.

      • tWig 2.3.1

        That's my 'vapourware' point. TOP have no fundamental values, no longterm goals, no team party structure forged from that basis. It's a string of individualists who see TOP as a vehicle for their own projects. Unlike NZF, they aren't set up to pander to a personality.

        I see Beebe as genuinely wanting to make NZ better, if only by one specific policy at a time. Of course, the salary and perks are extremely lucrative. I don't find her cynical, though. I think she’ll work hard to deliver. Cynicism and do-nothing are fundamental to my definition of an opportunist.

        However, I do believe the party as a political entity is opportunistic.

    • greywarshark 2.4

      Yes tWig @2 we have heard of The Importance of Being Earnest. (And single-minded when entering politics, so preventing one from faltering away from the Ayn Rand visions and homilies.)

    • Corey 2.5

      Well get used to being disturbed. This election is 1996 part two but with top in the NZf role, two historically unpopular leaders and a furious electorate.

      Top appeals to labour voters, lib nats teals, first and second gen kiwis, environmentalists and most damagingly for the left: young universalist male voters who would be voting greens but the greens have no male representation and actively seem to hate males

      Top is only going to grow and the lefts and rights outrage is only giving them free publicity because people on the left like their tax policies and love that they reject the toxic identity politics of the modern left.

      Now that they are king maker they will get more media attention than all the other minor parties combined (who are all now irrelevant because they are just satellites orbiting national or labour) and the attacks from the rich and upper middle class about the land tax are hilariously ironic memes because young people considering top don't own any land and under the status quo never ever will.

      I think what's upsetting some people is that TOP is likely going to walk in on day one and get a deal similar to NZf in 2017, a labour/top minority coalition with support from the greens and the greens will once again be blocked from cabinet which rightly angers green voters

      It also scares people that TOP isn't interested in ministerial jobs and limos , instead solely interested in policy wins which scares labour voters cos Labour is used to dealing with blowhards like Peters who are more interested in cabinet jobs, and Top will demand a lot of policies that Labour should actually be campaigning on but because they are a right wing party will be dragged kicking and screaming.

      Seriously, im excited for Top, not necessarily voting for them, yet, im green or top right now but the fact we could potentially oust this lot after one term and the likelihood of a four-way coalition with national NZf top act being about as likely as an Auckland bus being on time, I welcome top especially if they can keep stopping young males from going to the right and steal blue green and lib nat voters that the left can't ever get.

  2. Bearded Git 3

    I agree totally with Idiot/Savant about not voting for Opp:

    Opp leader Qiulae Wong says Opp will go with "anyone". and if you're on the left and want to see the regime toppled, its policies repealed, and the earth salted, that is absolutely an issue. Why would I give my vote to someone who might keep the racist, tyrannical, election rigging pricks in power? Why would I risk that, when I can give it to a party who absolutely won't? So that's an absolute deal-breaker for me.

    So that's why I won't be voting Opp. ,,,ATM they're just too uncertain, too big a risk, too untrustworthy to get my vote.

    • mikesh 3.1

      [I agree totally with Idiot/Savant about not voting for Opp:]

      They have also said they would prefer to occupy the cross benches if the winning party could provide them with a satisfactory deal.

      • Bearded Git 3.1.1

        And how exactly would that work Mikesh? (spoiler alert: it wouldn't)

        • observer 3.1.1.1

          The phrase "cross benches" is a case of weasel words, or at least being misunderstood.

          If it means "support on confidence and supply" then that's the phrase that should be used.

          If it means "abstain on confidence and supply" then that's the phrase that should be used.

          Support or abstain? That is the question that matters. "Cross benches" doesn't answer it. It only means what the listener wants to hear.

  3. Sanctuary 4

    I look at our colourless, vacuous politicians and cry sometimes.

    https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSVRjM1NK/

    • Ad 4.1

      For those of us not sullying our laptop with TikTOk, what praytell is this about?

      • weka 4.1.1

        Liberal candidate in the US singing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song but changing the lyrics to public healthcare and getting money out of politics. It's good.

        • Sanctuary 4.1.1.1

          Abdul El-Sayed is not a liberal. he is an avowed Democratic Socialist. Liberal these days is no longer a shorthand for left. It nowadays is a kiss of death as a synonym for bankrupt technocratic centrism. El Sayed is another example of that American wonder the primary system which has given the Democrats the likes of AOC, Zohran Mamdani and even James Talarico. It is a mechanism for party renewal the likes of which neither of our main two parties possess, which why they are marooned in sterile 90s neoliberalism, peopled with clueless out of touch halfwits.

          The success of the left populists like Mamdani and El-Sayed is in our own way mirrored by the rise of the Opportunity party. As Simon Wilson puts it in his hopetown substack today:

          "…Opportunity is thriving for three reasons. First, because of the belief that the status quo has run its course. This is the belief that National and Labour are barely fit for purpose in the modern world. Winston Peters is that really bad smell in the drains that it’s now time to dig out. Second, Opportunity offers a positive alternative… …And third? Voters really want to stop Winston Peters…"

          I strongly reccommend you all go seek out Simon Wilson substack if you have not already and subscribe, he is excellent there.

          Finally, a quick word on resisting tik-tok. It's an annoying platform, with some deeply troubling questions raised by it's content moderation and the way its algorithm works. But if you want to understand how modern political communication works in the age of social media and how huge tracts of the electorate (particularly the young) engage in politics you really need to have it.

          • tWig 4.1.1.1.1

            El-Sayed does not consider himself part of the Democratic Socialists, but a progressive Democrat.

            • tWig 4.1.1.1.1.1

              OPP cannot possibly be compared to the DS wing of the Democrats, who want to return the party to its FDR New Deal days, and turf out corrupt Democrats in State and Federal legislatures who have done nothing to curb Trump’s havoc.

              Neither the Labour party nor the Greens have been captured by corporate lobbyists. The Nats, definitely. ACT were born that way.

              False and dangerous analogy that tarts up OPP's opportunistic agenda.

              • Sanctuary

                Oh I totally agree OPP cannot possibly be compared to the DS wing of the Democrats. The point is the same forces are at work here as in the rise of the progressive and socialist candidates in the democrats.

                • tWig

                  OPP : Vapourware, selling novelty. Why Labour's 2020 government was seen as do-nothing and somehow incompetent eludes me.

                  Actually, I do know. It was poorly-managed messaging. And a destructive misinfo campaign from the Right.

                  Lots of longterm projects were begun. They take time. Give me competent and incremental any day to OPP's glitter. Mamdani reinforces his positive changes (and the teams that make them happen) every day with a smile. Flood the zone. Labour didn’t.

      • Sanctuary 4.1.2

        A youtube version for you…

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z5yvqauPhWI

        Check the number of comments. Needless to say he has, to put politely, garnered the attention of a large number of young women.

      • Sanctuary 4.1.3

        Here is another one blowing up on tiktok, but here it is on youtube. The genius of it all should be obvious to everyone.

  4. Hunter Thompson II 5

    Great cartoon in the Press (15 Aug). It shows Luxon as Gollum who, having finally snatched the ring of gold, is falling into the fires at the Cracks of Doom.

    The ring is labelled "National leadership" but could just as easily have been tagged "economic growth".

  5. bwaghorn 6

    I’m a landlord, I own 3 houses and I actually think a land tax from The Opportunity Party is probably one of the fairest ways we could tax wealth.

    Here’s my mathing.. Across my properties I’ve got about $1.12m in land value. Under Opportunity’s proposed land tax I’d pay around $19,600 a year, which sounds bloody horrible tbh because I don’t have that amount of money floating around

    But then you have to look at the other side of their tax ideas . Their proposed citizens income is around $19,400 per adult each year, so mine would basically wipe out my entire land tax bill.

    So my land tax for owning multiple houses is $200. But in my household there’s two adults, so we would get a second citizens income of $19,400. Meaning we will pay no tax at all, and have more money to invest and stimulate the economy.

    What I actually like about a land tax is the incentive it creates. If I decide I want another investment property, maybe instead of buying house number 4 sitting on another big chunk of whenua, I look at an apartment, townhouse or something more dense that has less land

    Or maybe I put that money into another business or another productive investment instead. Getting more homes out of the land we’ve already got seems like a pretty good outcome to me.

    Now being pragmatic, I can’t see another political party agreeing to a $19,400 citizens income anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean the whole idea of a land tax should disappear with it.

    Maybe you could have a rebate or threshold instead. Or lower income tax to achieve the same benefits.

    Then as you accumulate more land and more actual wealth, you start contributing. Māori whenua and collectively owned land obviously needs different treatment, and you’d need to think carefully about farmers and people who genuinely have lots of land but not much cash coming in.

    But of all the different ideas we keep talking about for taxing wealth, I reckon land tax is one of the hardest to argue against because it wouldn’t really change life for a family with several houses.

    You can’t hide land, move it overseas or stick it in some complicated structure and pretend it doesn’t exist. And we’re not taxing someone more because they worked another shift, earned a pay rise, built a business or renovated their whare.

    We’re taxing accumulated wealth sitting in land. and if that means someone like me gets to house number 4 and thinks actually… maybe I’ve got enough houses and the next dollar should go somewhere more productive, I reckon that’s probably the point.

    This is copied of a guy called Jackson on fb, I don't link to fb because it seems to leave the door open , delete of you want to mods

    • mikesh 6.1

      Of course as land appreciates in value, the capital gain on land is automatically being taxed, so a CGT would be superfluous. I'm assuming that the capital gains on property lie mostly in the land values.

      But a wealth tax would probably have the same effect, since land values would be taken into account in valuing wealth.

      • Ed1 6.1.1

        A Capital Gains tax could tax gains each year as they occur (giving presumably a deduction from other tax when gains are negative), or when an asset is sold (when the capital gains crystalise in money terms. It gets more complicated when a portfolio of shares in a particular company are held – with shares being bought and sold at different times. Which basis did you have in mind for taxes on sale and purchases of (parts of) collectively owned land?

        [Please stick to one e-mail address here, thanks – Incognito]

    • greywarshark 6.2

      Interesting bwaghorn. I have a bit of spare money and have bought a unit near me. I would like to buy another to help keep the neighbourhood easygoing and good. Can't because I am too old and can't pay off before I die, the fairly low capital to be borrowed, from the level of rental likely to be paid. It is interesting how those who have much can get so much more.

      However I've some ideas about youth employment, and projects in my mind to spend some money on. Made round to go round, that is the jingle of the day!

      Another idea is looking into beginnings of the Masonic Lodge*. The stonemasons knew their craft and were vital in building those edifices we still see standing (eg Castle Mey in Scotland from 1500's though not with good water and electricity till restored by the Queen Mother after 1952.) If there are firm foundations a well-built structure will last and can be repaired and improved. Lesson for us thinking about NZAO future; keep good and strong and hold on to it!

      The masons made sure that they had a strong foundation for their fraternity, and woe to those who mucked up. We need similar today; could be called the Platonic Lodge, with people who are earnest in understanding about life, and will, ego, impulse and method of living and decision-making etc. and the importance of love.

      Plato** is one of the ancient Greeks whose thoughts live on, had great ideas, others have followed; but we just read or listen and move on. Time to go back to the place we were before to those thinking centuries, not just be doing, obsessed with STEM learning.

      We are good at ignoring basic precepts. A properly set up Platonic Lodge would prevent us making ever-more errors of judgment and adopting grandiose schemes,. (Work in progress here.)

      *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Freemasonry#Origin_myths_and_theories ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato#Politics

  6. Incognito 8

    Steve Braunias on Chris Penk.

    https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/08/15/the-secret-mission-of-chris-penk/

    The submarine is yellow, of course.

  7. Kay 9

    No doubt like others, I was considering that Luxon was holding on in order to get his knighthood. But according to Google AI (I couldn't find a specific link to this, I did try)

    • No Term Requirement: There is no official rule or law in the New Zealand Royal Honours system that requires a Prime Minister to serve a specific length of time or complete a full three-year parliamentary term to qualify for an honour.
    • Deciding Factors: Honours are approved by the King on the advice of the Prime Minister (via the Cabinet Appointments and Honours Committee). Serving as Prime Minister—regardless of duration—constitutes high public service to the Crown and nation, making them eligible for the higher ranks of the New Zealand Order of Merit (such as Knight/Dame Companion or Knight/Dame Grand Companion).

    So I guess that's not the reason? Having said that,

    Our honours system is a way for New Zealand to say thanks and well done to those who have served and those who have achieved. We believe that such recognition is consistent with the egalitarian character of New Zealand society and enlivens and enriches it.

    Report of the Prime Minister's Honours Advisory Committee, September 1995

    So, ‘thankyou for your service, Chris?

    https://www.dpmc.govt.nz/our-programmes/new-zealand-royal-honours/new-zealand-royal-honours-system

    • greywarshark 9.1

      I have been looking at one of my favoured Brit cartoonists Giles, and he can do wonders with the difference of reality from such pretensions as you quote Kay especially:

      Our honours system is a way for New Zealand to say thanks and well done to those who have served and those who have achieved. We believe that such recognition is consistent with the egalitarian character of New Zealand society and enlivens and enriches it. | Report of the Prime Minister's Honours Advisory Committee, September 1995…

      Although I can't think of one particularly apposite, I liked this one for election year. A bowler-hatted gentleman with rosette addresses a farmer woman swaddled in sacking against the cold rain, leading two cows along a flooded road, while the candidate with bare feet and rolled up trousers, one beast licking his shanks, doggedly gives his spiel, while his campaign car driver is chased by a bull. The candidate is promising – 'And my Party's manifesto will remove the BBC's ban on playing George Michael's sex record till after 9 o'clock.'SundayExpress May24/1987

      I'll try to put up some actual cartoons FTTT as he has a lovely satirical sense of the ridiculous, and our own political heroes stand parodied.
      (I haven’t used the right buttons for the last para. It isn’t a blockquote just my description of the scene – until you get to the spiel.)

  8. lprent 10

    The search system is now back on and running as an automatic service. It is getting hammered by the search bots. They seem to think that they have discovered a stash of previously undiscovered pages.

    I think there may a small memory leak in the tunnel-hub code. I'll have to leave it for a week or run it through valgrind to be sure.

    It could just be the splay tree on heap memory pages problem. I did use smart pointers through some parts of it. It isn't a embedded system.

  9. Bearded Git 11

    Today's Talbot Mills poll:

    Lab 34.0 Gre 8.0 TPM 3.0 =45.0

    Nat 29.0 NZF 13.0 ACT 7.0=49.0

    Opp 5.2

    Shows Opp just able to decide who forms a government.,,,but 0.3 less and Opp would be a wasted vote. Talbot is the only poll to show NZF as high as 13% and more.

  10. aj 12

    UBI will become a feature of this election. Some interesting links here, both in his Bsky thread and website. I signed the pledge.

    https://www.scottsantens.com/

    I’m Scott Santens, and I've been researching and advocating for the concept of unconditional universal basic income (or UBI) since 2013.

    Bsky

    @scottsantens.com

    Writer and Unconditional / Universal Basic Income (UBI) advocate

    Founder & CEO of UBI-focused nonprofit ITSAfoundation.org

    Sign and share the AI Pledge for Humanity for UBI: aipledgeforhumanity.org

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