Key’s mantra

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Capitalism, government, whatever… I can’t recall…

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    Did you say that you voted for the 20 years option?
    That may be what I said but as the Prime Minister. I have to say lots of things.
    The record says that you voted for 18. Is that what happened?
    I don’t recall.
    Which? That you said that you voted for 20 or that you voted for 18.
    I don’t recall.
    Did you vote for 18?
    I don’t recall but sometimes the record makes mistakes. Mr Shearer does get things wrong. Where is the tape. Heh Heh.
    Are you saying that Hansard made a mistake?
    I don’t recall saying that. Did I? It was a long time ago so I can’t remember that long ago.
    Did you lie Prime Minister?
    I wouldn’t say that and I can find plenty of people who will say that I don’t. Other than that I can’t recall. Recall is a funny word when I say it lots. I can’t recall. I can’t recall. I can’t recall. I can’t recall. I can’t recall. I can’t recall. I can’t recall. I can’t …….. Zzzzzzz

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      You could do something with that idea ianmac. Get an audio of it, whatever it is – I can’t recall, copy it 50 times and sell it as a sleep inducing clip that could go into a cellphone and in this stressful, changing, anxiety-filled times the constant drone of the constant message would bring nirvana to many insomniacs. Perhaps it could be used as an aural tranquiliser for the hyper active.

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