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Search syntax

Type words or a Sphinx search expression in the query box. The plugin uses this expression for full-text matching through SphinxQL.

Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

All words
unemployment statistics

Find both words, anywhere in the indexed text. A space means AND; unemployment & statistics also works.

A phrase
"data centres"

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Either word
Labour | National

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Leave a word out
election -Trump

Find election while excluding Trump. election !Trump also works. Include a positive search word; -Trump on its own is not a valid search.

Group alternatives
(Labour | National) unemployment

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Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

Find these words close together, in either order, allowing fewer than five intervening words.

In a title
@title "data centres"

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In the body
@body "tactical voting"

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By an author
@author lprent @body search

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In a category
@category politics

Match words in indexed category names. Use the Categories checkboxes to select a specific category and its descendants.

In a tag
@tags election

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Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

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Select Posts only and Newest first. In Text Search or Archive Explorer, set From to one year ago and To (inclusive) to today, then press Search. The sidebar opens Text Search, where you can add these dates. For comments, the date range uses the comment’s own date.

Try @title election, @title "data centres" or unemployment statistics. Recent starting points:

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Check Content and the date, category and tag filters. English word endings may match the same stem, so quotes fix word order rather than spelling. Wildcard searches such as elect* require index settings that the plugin’s default configuration does not enable.

Enter the expression itself in the box; choose dates and ordering with the controls. For example, use Labour | National for alternatives.

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Godwinin’

· Tane

More gold from Lyndon Hood: Blogger Still Maintains Clark Just Like Mugabe The power-sharing arrangement Helen Clark has permitted after the opposition National party's election victory may dissolve into violence at any time, reports an anonymous blogger who continues to insist New Zealand has become…

blogs humour

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The slow pols-news day quiz #1

· Steve Pierson

Seems there's so little news today, apart from the Mumbai attacks and the plane crash, that the Herald hasn't even bothered to update their website. So, I thought we might have a wee quiz instead.  Who said this, in what context, and are they implying…

humour

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‘Cos I say so

· IrishBill

Following Tony "cos I say so" Ryall's media success with his plan to cut down waiting lists using the King Canute model of governance, the word around the traps is that several of National's front bench are planning similar moves. Over the next few days…

health humour national/act government

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Post traumatic Obama disorder

· all_your_base

While there have been reports here of distraught voters calling the police and helplines for assistance in dealing with the trauma of a National/Act government, spare a thought for the millions of Obama supporters around the world who, now victorious, find themselves with no purpose…

humour interweb

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LolKeys

· Tane

Hat tip: Sam Vilain

humour

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National Spinners

· lprent

David Farrar wrote... "Funniest moment was talking to a few of John's staff, and one of them asked whether their imminent transfer to the 9th floor meant they would get to take over The Standard. It was hilarious as they started fighting over who would…

dpf humour national scoundrels

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Guest Post: QoT – Mmm, delicious linear time

· lprent

I loved this post for QoT so much that I asked to reproduce it in full here. It resonated with me after reading the comment stream today. So, from Ideologically Impure, an observation on the patently ridiculous... Lynn This comment over at The Standard cites…

humour

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Franks caught vandalising own billboards

· Guest post

In a strange twist in the Franks billboard monitoring saga, infra red camera footage has revealed that Franks himself was responsibile for defacing his own hoardings. Franks had previously claimed that he was the victim of an organised campaign to deface his hoardings and had…

humour

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Green laffs

· Steve Pierson

Russel Norman at Drinking Liberally - Auckland last night on Lockwood Smith: Lockwood may think all Asians have small hands but what we really learned today is that Lockwood's feet are so small he can fit them in his mouth Classic.

drinking liberally greens humour national racism

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Nats: instilling the work ethic early

· Steve Pierson

Lockwood Smith has unveiled more National workforce innovations. In addition to favouring Asian seasonal migrants over Polynesians because their hands are smaller, Smith has announced that National's plans to have new schools built and owned by private companies will include "co-location of educational and industrial…

humour national racism

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Transport policy clarified

· Guest post

The National Party has today been forced to clarify its policy for more public-private partnerships in transport after an embarrassing leaked photograph found its way onto several online internet 'blogs'. In response to the photo (below), John Key has scheduled a press conference where he…

humour transport

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Party like you matter

· Steve Pierson

There's so much to comment on about the policies and parties that matter that we hardly ever get to time to mention ACT. But I couldn't resist this brochure from the zero tolerance liberals: (it says 'not your typical party' in the yellow box) Thoughts:…

act humour

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Video: 12 Flip Flops from Mr Key

· Dancer

National policy on Maori seats (2007): "The Caucus today confirmed that the Maori seats will be abolished, which we anticipate will take place around the time of settlement of historic Treaty claims," says National Party Leader John Key. National policy on Maori seats (Sept 2008); "National…

humour maori party youtube

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Down with literacy

· Eddie

A crusade on illiteracy, surely. Um, I'm not sure we want to entrust these guys with improving language skills. [Update: true to form, the people in the sector don't know what the hell National is talking about. Teachers say National seems to be taking about…

education election 2008 humour john key national youtube

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Authorised for the Right…..

· lprent

From the campaign launch, I got this photo, and decided that I'd put it up for the skulkers complaining about the EFA. For some reason they were conspicuous by their absence (didn't want to tangle with 1600+ activists?). For the EFA fetishists, please note that…

election funding humour

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Video: The Joker

· Dancer

Spotted by an eagle eyed reader. Fancy leaving the running of our economy up to the Joker? Seems like the economic risks/challenges ahead have proved a creative inspiration....

humour john key youtube