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Search syntax

Type words or a Sphinx search expression in the query box. The plugin uses this expression for full-text matching through SphinxQL.

Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

All words
unemployment statistics

Find both words, anywhere in the indexed text. A space means AND; unemployment & statistics also works.

A phrase
"data centres"

Find these words next to each other, in this order. Use straight double quotes, as shown.

Either word
Labour | National

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Leave a word out
election -Trump

Find election while excluding Trump. election !Trump also works. Include a positive search word; -Trump on its own is not a valid search.

Group alternatives
(Labour | National) unemployment

Find unemployment together with either Labour or National. Parentheses make combinations easier to read.

Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

Find these words close together, in either order, allowing fewer than five intervening words.

In a title
@title "data centres"

Find the phrase in a post or page title. Comments have no indexed title; select Posts for articles only.

In the body
@body "tactical voting"

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By an author
@author lprent @body search

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In a category
@category politics

Match words in indexed category names. Use the Categories checkboxes to select a specific category and its descendants.

In a tag
@tags election

Match words in indexed tag names. Use the Tags checkboxes to select a specific tag. Comments inherit their parent post’s categories and tags.

Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

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Select Posts only and Newest first. In Text Search or Archive Explorer, set From to one year ago and To (inclusive) to today, then press Search. The sidebar opens Text Search, where you can add these dates. For comments, the date range uses the comment’s own date.

Try @title election, @title "data centres" or unemployment statistics. Recent starting points:

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Check Content and the date, category and tag filters. English word endings may match the same stem, so quotes fix word order rather than spelling. Wildcard searches such as elect* require index settings that the plugin’s default configuration does not enable.

Enter the expression itself in the box; choose dates and ordering with the controls. For example, use Labour | National for alternatives.

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Top 10 reasons why Key’s visiting New York

· Zetetic

10. I got lost on my way to Afghanistaniania. 9. It's much more fun than running the country. 8. Textes from Kevin Taylor told me to. 7. I've got some National Park lignite to sell. 6. I'm on safari, hunting the elusive scuttlebug. 5. My…

humour

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Keep digging

· Zetetic

Just noticed the interview with Garrett in the Sunday-Star Times: "Garrett, who "wore overalls and not a suit" while working as a roughneck on oil rigs as a young man, makes no apologies for being a politician that calls a spade "a bloody shovel"." A…

humour

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Smackathon planned

· all_your_base

Anti-violence campaigners are urging Auckland parents to be especially vigilant in the wake of news that "Vote No" campaigner Larry Baldock is planning a referrendum victory party at a secret Auckland hotel. Local supermarkets have reported selling out of wooden spoons, extension cords and lengths…

child discipline humour

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The great leader

· Marty G

Something about the title of this press release from Peter Dunne yesterday just made me laugh:   Call for leadership, vision from pharmacy workshop And, inevitably, it led to this:   

humour

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Time for tory charity?

· Marty G

Following the success of TV3's 'Big Night In' Telethon which raised over $2 million for KidsCan, I was thinking there are others that could benefit from some charity. You know, the recession is biting and even people who have been used to living well are…

humour national/act government

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Bon moat

· Eddie

We've been puzzling over how Bludger Bill can be spending all the $920 a week he is rorting for living in his family home in Wellington on an allowance meant for out of town ministers. I mean, $920 is a crap load of money. If…

bill english corruption humour

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Closing the gap

· Guest post

I take it all back. Key really is a genius! I didn't think he could do it, but I underestimated him. Under his leadership, the country has closed the gap with Australia. By 30 centimetres. "Massive New Zealand quake moves country West" -- r0b

humour

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Cool Cat

· the sprout

Courtsey of Chairman Meow. Obey the Kitteh!

humour

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Crusher Collins to launch McPrisons

· all_your_base

Crusher Collins to launch McPrisons(TM) Clearly envious of the regular stream of complimentary Happy Meals arriving at Paula Bennett's Parliamentary office (Paula tells us she has already managed to collect seven out of the eight of the new Ice Age figurines), Crusher Collins has attempted…

humour law and "order"

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Leak: Key’s next big plan revealed

· Eddie

Today Key is giving a major speech on the economy. He told Oliver Driver on Sunrise yesterday that it would be "pretty high level", and he wasn't joking. The Sir Peter Blake Awesome Stratosphere Rollercoaster will rise from Queen's Wharf, circle the Sky tower, rise…

economy humour john key

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The Daily Refrain on swine flu

· Eddie

Sometimes writing is hard. Especially when one is hungover for the third morning in a row. Thank God for Youtube.  This one goes out to all our readers who are, or will be, addled by swine flu. Honestly, if you aren't watching The Daily Refrain,…

humour swine flu youtube

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Should a…

· notices and features

www.should-a.com, a website "created for the express purpose of openly mocking the citizen's initiated referendum aimed at The Crimes (Substituted Section 59) Amendment Act 2007, popularly known as the Anti-smacking Amendment". Awesome.

child discipline humour referendum

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Labour lolz

· Marty G

I reckon Red Alert, the Labour MPs' blog, has been a huge success. It's great to see MPs unscripted and it's good for them to get the instant public reaction in the comments. It's also a bit of a political risk. When you're allowing instant,…

blogs humour labour

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Definitely not the sewer

· lprent

This post by Scott Yorke over at Imperator Fish amused me. It is such an apt description of the differences between the two major political partisan blogs in New Zealand. I like to visit The Standard now and then. There's an occasional gem to be found…

blogs humour

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They put a bus lane through my heart

· notices and features

This goes out to all the dispossessed emos of Manners Mall, the forgotten victims of Wellington City Council's new bus lane: [Hat tip: the wellingtonista.]

humour

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What, me worry?

· Marty G

Apparently, Minister for Unemployment Paula Bennett doesn't like reading too much, She prefers to have things explained to her with whiteboards, charts, and graphs. Now, we've received one of those graphs with Bennett's notes added. Seems she's as relaxed about soaring unemployment as Key:

humour national/act government

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Headline fail

· Eddie

This is a classic. Media are reporting that National MP Nick Smith has had an assault complaint lodged against him by a Nelson man. Right on cue, Farrar puts up a quick post to downplay the whole thing. His choice of headline? "Sounds like a…

blogs humour

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The Daily Refrain takes on Larry Baldock

· Zetetic

So. There's this dude who writes a song a day (weekdays only) and puts it on Youtube. Calls it The Daily Refrain. He's been going three weeks now. Mostly pretty funny and well written. Great little project. Seems like he's a Kiwi. He's put up…

child abuse humour youtube

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A place in the sun

· Eddie

Another bad week is about to end for John Key with a mammoth defeat of his handpicked Mt Albert candidate. What's that now, four disaster weeks in a row? And another one to come next week when the House resumes and he has to face…

humour john key

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Self-inflicted wounds

· Zetetic

Whale Oil has a page of 'trophies'. Little pictures of people he thinks he has dragged through the mud and embarrassed. Even made himself a little 'harpooned' image. Running this 'ludicrous' (as John Armstrong called it) honey-trap line. Getting Farrar to run it too. Only…

humour scoundrels

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Political Chicanery

· notices and features

The Irascible Curmudgeon writes some really good posts. So without apology we republish this little gem on spin and the art of re-writing history. John Key follows the same style - as evidenced by his shifty stories on when he knew about complaints against Richard…

humour spin

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Joke candidate cracks a funny

· Eddie

From Lee's presser yesterday: "I am the only candidate that Mt Albert voters can vote for that will be inside John Key's Government.' Melissa, you're not a minister. Only ministers are members of government.

humour

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Housie

· Zetetic

I was listening to Parliament on the wireless this afternoon. First. Question Time. Bennett was asked how many jobs the Jobs Summit has saved. Proudly, she announced '223'. But wait! A few minutes later she corrected that to, wait for it, 303! After all that 223…

humour