Caption Competition

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   As he revealed the full extent of his real plans for Auckland, John finally realised just how bonkers Rodney really was.
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      “That’s what I said, yes. Pixies will do all the cleaning jobs. You know the little blue ones, about so big. Pixies.”
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   This is the size of the budget we have to pull this thing off.
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   “Who’s the more foolish – the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
4. 4

   Inside a Key thought bubble…

   nothing
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      vto,

      Not ‘lol’ ?

      L
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   “Yeah, those $14 million tiles are about this big – same as John has in his pool house”
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   Excitingly, we calculate John will stay awake this long before finally nodding off completely in preparation for the next election.
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   Tranasitional costs?
   Miniscule I tell you, miniscule!
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   Hide: I clapped my hands like this and the councils were all gone along with all their assets.

   Key: Bugger me is that Richard Worth
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   What! Railraoding democracy?
   I can do it because my cajunes are this big!!!
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    The left just aren’t funny.
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       Was that an attempt at a joke from the right?
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       To the right – you’re just disappointed at the small number of sexually themed jokes.

       I can tell you how a right wing blog would have done this. The first caption would have been a joke about Key thinking ‘if that’s how big Rodney’s penis is then I’d better lube up good’ and the every other post would have consisted of ‘LOL’ and various comments about how much they hate ‘bummers’ or wondering whether Key being Jewish is circumcised.
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    This is how far Mallard got trying to do something about the Waterfront.
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    John’s dissatisfaction of Rodney’s “fishing” analogies had become unbearable.
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    Dear god. What’s he going to say this time?
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    We lost the World Cup because he didnt have his fingers up.
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    Hide I have ten Fingers I counted them this morning.

    Key Where is Bill when I need him?
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    Yeah so there I was looking for the gerbil Gerry reckoned he’s sat on, and it was a pretty awful sight. There was a bicycle, a briefcase, and that guy that went missing from Bellamy’s – but no sign of the gerbil.
    I think maybe Gerry was having me on. My hands stunk for weeks.
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       ahahahahha
       catcha: handling
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    I do like Rod’s tie. I wonder if he will like mine? Perhaps if I wore the one my son gave me. Hey Rodders!”

    Hey catchpa will do: “Margaretta checks.” Ha!
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    When I’m finished, the city council will have this many staff.
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    yip sir roger sticks both his arms up my arse,and we perform a little ditty called”puppetry of the dick head”.
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    Rodders: And John tells me caught a fish this big in Taupo.
    Jonners: Wish I was still there …
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    .. and Richard Worth’s is only this big, so John sacked him for false advertising …
22. 22

    Rodney explaining the latest Roy Morgan Poll, and how he is gaining in popularity.
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    How long till my head looks like that

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    Sprout I know this is a left-wing blog but one of these days you have to give us a caption contest with a leftie in it.
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    The best way to discipline the little brats is to smack them from both sides of the head like this.
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    So I say’s to John here, You take both palms, (the non hairy side of the hand), and you rub rub rub, there, all clean. I learnt that in bible class.
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    Look, it’s not complicated. I’ll be playing Curly, John here is Moe, and we figure we put a fright wig on Richard Worth and he could pass for Larry.
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    Jeez- Crusher is right. His neck IS wider than his head.
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    Yes I do know ‘transitional’ has more than 10 letters and not everyone understands what it means.
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       or how many more than 10
       or which two they are
       or for that matter how spell it…….Dohl
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    Why did I let Rhino loose on Auckland? If he doesn’t shut up, I’ll have to go back to money trading in 2011.
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    oh for f@*k s sake Wodney, you’ve taken your eye off the ball again!
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    Richard was THAT big so that’s why he had to go.
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    Did we really put this guy in charge of Auckland Local Government review? Who is responsible for this? Why wasn’t I told? Did I read that paper?
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    There goes my future! I didn’t know Rodney and Roger were so unpopular!
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    my latest idea to increase productivity is to steal public assets then charge usurious rates for the use of those assets. brilliant eh
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    Yes John I can assure you there are no skeletons in Richard’s closet and there are none in mine. Yeah. Right (wing )
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    “Mine is this big, well it would be if I had one”
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    We were this close to getting away with this super-city nonsense — if it wasn’t for those pesky, concerned citizens. Isn’t that right John.. John… John…?
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    Repressed psychopathic urges in deeply flawed males often present only on the left of the face and can be detected by covering the right-hand features of candid portraits, as in the now-classic “terror-murderous intent” study above. The consequent tragic events and demise of the ill-fated Key-Hide government confirmed the theory and led to yet another Nobel prize for the illustrious professor ak.
    Journal of psychology: vol.11, 2013
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    “I have long dream’d of such a kind of man,
    So surfeit-swell’d, so old and so profane;
    But, being awaked, I do despise my dream.”
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    “Oh my god so it was Rodney that stole my shiny gold tie, all I could find to wear this morning was this once with funny “pinko” spots on it. Is someone trying to tell me something ? “
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    What IS that thing crawling out of Rodney’s ear?
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    Just watch this.
    I just clap my hands and he jumps.
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    Look a privatised WaterCare Services will be so efficient, this empty glass will always be full to overflowing.
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    “I see a fly’s just landed on him. Should I? Well, it worked for that other guy…”
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    “You know, he does look like a mudguard, shiny on top and shitty underneath”.
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    Hide: “How could that be interpreted as an ‘El Duce” salute”?
    Key: “Only digging yourself deeper, Benny.”
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    Mr “Great Antennae but No Compass” groans inwardly as Mr “Counter-factual” frightens the horses (again).
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    Key thinking quietly to himself.

    ‘Spock was right, letting the Borg manage the city transformation will make me the laughing stock of the fleet commanders.
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    Photoshop people at the standard.

    I’m sure you can do something with this;

    http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/HPO/10960.jpg
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    How did I get into this mess?
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    Key, “I can’t see what women see in the gormless prick’
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    Rodney. “I was this close to chucking in politics and becoming a professional dancer “

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