Caption competition

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   Cu#@S
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   “Not now Glenys, I’m photobombing Dr Sir John.”
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   “I can smile, and murder while I smile.” Shakespeare, Richard III
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   “and then I bought a house there just to pretend that I lived there, and they bought it”
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   He’s smiling because he thinks he’ll win. I’m smiling because I got out before I lost.
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   Sir William sounds pretty good to me Sir John.
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      Sir Simon actually… Which I couldn’t believe when I learned it.
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   “Cluck”

   Pick your

   “Cluck”
8. 8

   God these false teeth feel just like my delivery promises.
9. 9

   Crosby-Textor proudly present The Amazing Flying Spaghetti Pizza Brothers
10. 10

    Two rights make a wrong.
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    White Men Can Jump Ship.
12. 12

    “Bill – Dave reckons the pig should be the other way round”
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    MORE TITLES THAN A SLUM LANDLORD
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       Smile thats all you get and we get paid for it
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    There are some sad , others disgusted about the news today , there are others who believe the shit has now hit the fan and is set to explode all over the corruption and neo liberalism of Bill English and his embedded far right wing media shills.

    A word to the wise : You cant keep treating people like shit even if you do believe the poor are nothing more than the shit on your shoes.

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    Smile thats all you get and we get paid for it
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    “Is that why you quit, John?”

    Slowly dawning realisation.

    “You bastard.”
17. 17

    Say……….New Zealanders are suckers.
18. 18

    Some guy called Bill sticks his head into unidentified guest‘s selfie.
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    Surreal Art: Ce ne sont pas des politiciens
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    Totally delusional and no conscience.
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    https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/monkey-selfie.jpg?w=720&quality=85
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    Look Bill, all you have to do is smile. You can say just about anything. But a selfie stick is essential!
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    We can lie cheat and steal and the sheep will believe it
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    wont believe it
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    When you tell a lie to the great unwashed , you gotta do it like this bill, now you try ,that’s it, now your getting the hang of it, now keep smiling and and tell us that you never had tex with that woman,
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    Can’t believe how large the payback from the banks is?
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    Oh we thought that we had buried the Barclay shit, it has been dug up again and we are still smiling.

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