Well, this is awkward. And won’t somebody think of poor Michael Woodhouse? It’s like seeing Dad kiss the au pair. Are you my new mum?
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Hat tip, veutoviper, via Giovanni Tiso.
When Animals Attack!
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Looks like he’s sucking her Nazi brains out of her Nazi ear, to gain power.
Robert Rodriguez would make that an awesome movie: Machete Kills: Zombies vs Nazis”
Eww, nasty suck….
More awkward than a teenage boy having to hug his hairy mowed auntie.
I know I am not allowed to pull the hair, so thought I try and suck it!
Collins ‘leaning in’ as she establishes a beach head in cabinet to get her ordnance ashore.
“I beleve the correct term is check mate mr key”
Oh look there’s a half-sucked Oravida milk bottle lolly stuck in your ear canal, I’ll remove it then “Woodhead” can wipe you down with the towel he’s holding.
Jk whispering to Judith, have you seen the latest polls
So that’s what they call “whispering” in your family is it? How well do you play the banjo?
JK: “I like your new shampoo; is that L’Oravida Swamp Kauri?”
JC: “No John, you should know better, you naughty little flirt; it’s Eau de Greed.”
Where’s the ponytail??? You PROMISED me a Pony Taiiilll
if she knows whats good for her she,ll turn up tomorrow wearing a ponytail.
“Zip it Judy – I’m the Karaoke King of this party…..and as for your choice of Karaoke song? ‘Remember me’ by the band Blueboy?!”
I did not have sex with that woman.
I don’t think many of us did.
The last cabinet minister was reinflated today. In other news, man watches on holding wetsuit while remaining dry in dry suit.
Pssst! Wanna be next Prime Minister?
John Key relaxes by trying out the new scary Beehive Echo-Chamber.
Probably whispering to her that he has a scrunchie in his pocket.
+ 1000% to you all – a great giggle to start the day with !
They are rightwing dummies, that National have out the back, their is a lot of them I’m afraid. It is just puffing it up again, you can see the seam down the back.
Woodhead eg “Pinocchio” is worried it will blow up again.
“Honey, I’m having dreams of you with a pony tail”
FJK and the awful Crusher should get a room and take the Woodlouse along with them, to make it a distasteful threesome!
Get a room you gross pair of twats-Woodhouse
“sniff, aaaaah, I’ve missed you, eeep!”
“sigh, maybe I should grow a ponytail and cop a feel too”
Key caught out blowing up his inflatable doll as bemused national MP looks on
Zombie apocalypse falters at first hurdle. No brains.
Give up, John ! No matter how hard you suck, the poison won’t come out – it’s in her blood.
There’s a fun twitter thread on Bryce Edwards’ feed also:
Mr Key exacts revenge on Johan Le Roux for calling Ritchie a dirty lying cheat.