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Open Mike 18/05/2026

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  1. SPC 1

    Wellington is set to lose what is described as its only sexual harm prevention organisation, with Government funding cuts blamed.

    Not that anyone in this goodbye pay equity government will care.

    https://www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/361005731/wellington-lose-sexual-harm-service-after-funding-cuts-amid-rising-manosphere

    Phillips has struggled as a minister: she found that the violence against women and girls sector, which she had worked in before becoming an MP, was quickly disappointed in her when she joined the government. She would regularly have to argue that she was still working as hard as ever to push the agenda within government, and had to go on the defensive when the government ended up struggling to respond to the sudden rise up the agenda of grooming gangs. For months she has kept her counsel about the factors behind the disappointment that her former colleagues feel, and today she has ended her silence in a hugely damaging manner for the Prime Minister.

    https://spectator.com/article/jess-phillipss-resignation-will-be-particularly-painful-for-keir-starmer/

  2. SPC 2

    They promised to buy back power companies in the past. They have not and no longer promise this.

    They will not keep this promise either.

    https://www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361005847/winston-peters-announces-nz-first-policy-buy-back-bnz

    The OECD says we should make banks less profitable.

    I’d establish a progressive company tax, so those with large profits, such as the banks paid 33%.

    The money could be used for development loans (see Development Finance Corporation).

    This could include Kiwibank.

    • SPC 2.1

      OECD says neo-liberalism isn’t working

      Reducing bank profitability and fixing the broken electricity market were the keys to turning around New Zealand’s economic performance and productivity, the head of the OECD’s New Zealand desk said.

      Money that should be flowing around the economy, boosting growth and innovation, was being sucked up in OECD-high finance and banking costs, and power prices that were threatening to de-industrialise the country.

      One of Edwards’ bugbears is New Zealand failing to regulate lobbyists like other OECD countries.

      To Edwards, “inertia, and government deferring to lobbyists” were a sickness in the New Zealand economy.

      “The 2024, 2024 and the 2026 OECD reports about New Zealand … criticised New Zealand because we had no lobbyist registration.”

      https://www.thepost.co.nz/business/361005338/10-takeaways-state-competition-nz

      • Dennis Frank 2.1.1

        30 years of rule by left&rightwingers caused this status quo of chronic failure. Losers will adhere to the solution they favour: yet more of same. Vote as usual.

        We await with fascination to see how many losers do actually get out and vote for the same old shit. Fortunately, plenty more interesting stuff is also happening…

  3. Dennis Frank 3

    I have a track record of agreeing with Patman, so best I try to nitpick his latest:

    the Iran war is continuing a process of reshaping New Zealand attitudes towards the existing geopolitical order, with a growing number taking the view that the US will have a negative influence on world affairs over the coming decade. According to the Ipsos polling data, more than half of New Zealanders polled believe the superpowers, the US and China, have a negative impact on international affairs.

    Unfortunately I must concede that this is useful info. Grounding the US & China in the baddie category is common sense now. It gives us a sound platform for foreign policy.

    Unprincipled hedging towards Trump’s Iran war has had strategic costs for New Zealand on multiple fronts. First, it has deprived NZ of moral and legal clarity on a key global issue and has risked normalising Trump’s relentless assault on the international rules-based order on which New Zealand – and most small and middle powers – depend. Second, New Zealand’s policy of restraint towards the lawless Trump administration has delivered few national benefits for this country and the fallout from the Iran war is now clearly inflicting substantial damage on the New Zealand economy.

    Third, given that alliances are constructed to safeguard shared values and interests, it is difficult to rationalise a closer military relationship with the Trump administration when such ingredients are clearly missing.

    Excellent triad, Robert, but it does contain 2 nits. Don's admin isn't lawless: his praxis is to finagle the law whenever possible, and he's good at it. Lack of "moral and legal clarity on a key global issue" can't be solely blamed on the govt. Clarifying poor govt performance is what the Opposition is for. When the issues are not clear to you, Robert, share the blame around! No nits in your conclusion though:

    New Zealand is not powerless in this global context. It can begin the task of realigning its foreign policy to deepen co-operation with other small and middle powers that actually wish to strengthen the international rules-based order, starting with reform of the UN Security Council as a top priority.

    https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/05/17/nzs-foreign-policy-blind-spot-is-becoming-harder-to-defend/

    • Psycho Milt 3.1

      From Patman's article:

      "… research, conducted by Ipsos surveyed more than 22,000 people across 31 countries on their attitudes to the conflict over a two-week period ending April 3, showed that New Zealanders hold some of the strongest anti-war sentiments globally."

      Well, duh. People who enjoy the luxury of near-complete insulation against war by virtue of geographic isolation find wars waged elsewhere by people who don't share that luxury tiresome? No shit, Sherlock. Other countries' governments are aware we enjoy this unearned privilege, so yes our government does have to be careful not to pontificate at them.

      "New Zealand is not powerless in this global context. It can begin the task of realigning its foreign policy to deepen co-operation with other small and middle powers that actually wish to strengthen the international rules-based order, starting with reform of the UN Security Council as a top priority."

      Excellent. The mice will have much easier lives if they just put a bell on the cat so it can't sneak up on them. Perhaps Patman's unfamiliar with this fable, because he doesn't trouble himself to answer the question "But who will put the bell on the cat?"

      • Dennis Frank 3.1.1

        who will put the bell on the cat?

        2 issues here: messaging & enforcement. The UN is still good for assertion of majority opinion by voting formality, so all that's required is managerial orchestrating to send a suitable message. Bureaucrats default to focus on status quo, and acknowledging salience is a geopolitical choice, so a director would need guidance from above instead of winging it. Blend of those would be my preferred option.

        So when the UN finally gets around to roping and branding the SC (30/40 years too late) it will have a majority mandate upon which to redefine international law.

        It can then amend its Charter to direct the SC to rule in accord with the will of the majority. That imports parliamentary sovereignty into the system as operating principle (bell on cat). So the bell would ring whenever an SC member defied this Charter principle, triggering automatic suspension. I'll leave it to international law experts like Sir G to write suitable rules around that so diplomats can negotiate a way out of the cage when the time is right.

        Smuts wrote the book on holism a century ago. Geopolitics has been grounded on this view since he helped run the League of Nations and wrote the preamble to the UN Charter. Just need to close the loophole he left that permits misbehaviour.

        • Psycho Milt 3.1.1.1

          I'm still not seeing why the US or China would accept the collective authority of countries like New Zealand, Belize, Comoros etc to impose disadvantage on them. It would mean the end of the UN, basically.

          • Dennis Frank 3.1.1.1.1

            end of the UN

            Status quo has shifted the UN into marginal relevance during recent decades, so it gets down to utility. How useful is the thing still? Each nation takes a measure of that, ongoing. Now consider how geopolitics usually plays out: the influence of the primary players in the game creates an operating context in the arena in which threats of salience are rated continually in real time by all players.

            The evident scenario is usually based on the concept of severality: several states are salient in each context. Media frame situations accordingly (due to this subliminal cuing of collective thought). When the UN transforms from the traditional state of impotence into a salient moral force, leverage escalates. It then functions as a key player in the game (as it seemed to during 1950/60s).

            So although your point re big-power opt-outs remains valid, operational salience will be transformed by the system upgrade (just like for computers as tools).

  4. SPC 4

    The government will say …

    Well they would say … wouldn't they.

    They like it that we are the only nation in the OCED with no CGT, stamp duty, estate/inheritance tax or gift duty. Little wonder floating the idea of a wealth tax places has them in the sort of frightened sweat as a young Barry Crump

    https://ahnz.anarkiwi.co.nz/1946-in-endless-fear/

    The boss will say, the economy, so no pay increase. But if you ask again, we might lobby government so we can lay you off and employ a migrant for less.

    It is government and the public and the boss and the worker have a similar sort of power dynamic.

    Calling it patriarchy is simplistic, because it is also about class – but the decision about pay equity says the intersection is class with patriarchy. One could say race as well but Shane and Winston have been earning over $150K for so long their neighbours see them as privileged too.

    Thus like the Voting Rights Act of 1965 SCOTUS decision this year returning the USA to Jim Crow law era gerrymandering, its time to remove reference to the Treaty in legislation.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360979435/verity-johnson-nz-does-not-have-maxed-out-credit-card

  5. Dennis Frank 5

    Verity does a nostalgia riff: https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360979435/verity-johnson-nz-does-not-have-maxed-out-credit-card

    The past 30 years of government has PTSD from the poison hobgoblin Muldoon who left every successive government terrified of high debt.

    Photo of the hobgoblin in thoughtful mode attached (wondering which poison to use on which parts of the electorate).

    Every time a politician uses the phrase, “we have a maxed out credit card”, take a drink. Within 2 minutes, you’ll be passed out on the floor with the dog licking your big toe like it’s a FruJu. Luxon, in pre-budget media last Tuesday, referred to the previous govt tripling debt, maxing out the credit cards. Speaking about the country’s credit ratings in March, David Seymour again said, “ The previous government frankly maxxed out the credit card” And at Budget time last year, Nicola Willis described the country as having “run out of credit cards”.

    Yet the generation that matured into the '80s when life on credit became normal aren't averse to the notion and are now running the show. Right-wing politicians unable to read the room are headed for the dustbin of history. Nobody is going to argue – either here or on the global stage – that credit doesn't work. It obviously does, all the time.

    Globally, have you noticed a trend of state basket cases being declared bankrupt? I haven't. Bankruptcies have been part of capitalism since they were invented. Trump proved they are not a real problem. Other rightwingers oughta get in behind.

    There’s no actual numerical limit to how much NZ’s debt should be.

    Verity gets the crux of the issue. Clearly left & right govts have been too slack for too long already. Pointy-headed intellectuals in Treasury must be compelled to agree on the right number. Trump's `rope 'em & brand 'em' cowboy stance could work here.

  6. Dennis Frank 6

    Law is insufficiently recognised as a spectator sport. Lawyers have hitherto mistakenly assumed it is best to be serious. People get bored with that stance though.

    Thursday's arguments drew a crowd of more than 100 attorneys and other spectators in the Washington ​courtroom. https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/us-appeals-court-hear-trumps-bid-punish-major-law-firms-2026-05-14/

    The thrill of seeing the law at play is only being shared by a roomful. Photoshoot the thing & put it online, you get a sharing by millions What part of influence opportunity do lawyers & judges still not get??

    The targeted law firms Perkins Coie, Jenner & Block, WilmerHale and Susman Godfrey – each won sweeping victories in the lower federal court, where four Democratic- ​and Republican-appointed judges last year separately found Trump's executive orders violated free speech and other provisions of the U.S. Constitution. Trump’s orders cited the law firms' legal work, hiring, diversity policies and political ties. They sought to bar the firms’ lawyers from accessing federal buildings and to terminate U.S. government contracts held by their clients. The orders also stripped employees of the firms ​of their government security clearances.

    All you need is an ace commentator backed up by a live panel of experts. Biodiversity will do the rest, scaling up the thing into a media event where dimensions of interest become salient and all comment on each as it flows by.

    The analogy with military analysts in warfare will be evident. Folks love heavyweight team play-offs like this. Think of it as bread & circuses: court is circus, media income streams provide the bread. Even neolibs will like the ensuing social darwinism.

  7. Tony Veitch 7

    As always, AOC sums up the problem with corporate money in politics – in her case in the USA but equally applicable in NZ.

    Corporations and lobbyists don’t spend that much money in opposition out of charity. They spend that money because they want votes. They want votes for insurance companies who profit while working families struggle to afford care. They want votes to slowly weaken protections and to look the other way as corporations and modern-day barons consolidate more wealth and more power than ever before.

    My bold,

    We need to radically revise the electoral system in this country to level the playing field.

    I'd like to see Labour take reform into the election as a major policy platform. I know the Greens are on board.

    https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?hl=en#inbox/FMfcgzQgLrvDXRcZKtSnjNZqtnvMFmhW

  8. Dennis Frank 8

    Did you know warfare has become systematic? As ever, Israel shows how:

    Israel did not employ a conventional bombing model. Instead, it executed an integrated operational sequence built upon a mature fused C7ISR (Command, Control, Communications, Computers, Combat Systems, Cyber, Cognition, Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance) architecture – a system integrating cyber and cognitive warfare with intelligence and command networks to accelerate decision-making and maintain superiority in the modern battlespace. This construct enabled precise timing, persistent situational awareness, and overwhelming operational accuracy. The aircraft itself was not the decisive element. The system was.

    Midcourse, the missile follows a ballistic arc entirely outside the conventional air defence envelope. The missile re-enters the atmosphere at hypersonic speed: a near-vertical descent onto the target. Atmospheric friction generates extreme thermal loading and forms a plasma sheath around the missile, degrading radar stability and complicating fire control solutions. Velocity remains firmly in the hypersonic regime, while the engagement geometry collapses. The threat is not traversing defended airspace. It is piercing it… the missile covers several kilometres per second. The interval between reliable track formation and impact is measured in seconds. Within that window, an integrated air defence system must complete detection, classification, trajectory computation, interceptor launch and terminal intercept. Advanced systems, such as THAAD, Patriot, and emerging higher-tier interceptors, cannot overcome this constraint.

    … implications for world leaders are profound. https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/5/17/the-strike-that-changed-the-geometry-of-war

    Conspiracists long-addicted to the notion that jews are set on global domination have acquired a cool new tech way to advance their theorising. Next up? Kushner as antichrist? surprise

  9. Drowsy M. Kram 9

    New Zealand plans law change to stop private climate lawsuits
    [Reuters, updated 13 May 2026]
    The international campaign group ClientEarth, which has sued countries and companies over their contributions to global warming, said the move was "deeply concerning" and pointed to a U.N. court ruling on countries' obligations issued last July:

    "The International Court of Justice has affirmed that states have a legal obligation to address climate harm, and people must be able to test those obligations in court. Restricting access to courts is bad for justice, bad for the environment, and bad for democracy and the rule of law."

    I can see the international headlines now: NZ Aotearoa becomes one of the first nations to legislatively outlaw climate-based tort claims – onya CoC.

    Climate law change is a dangerous trade-off
    [careful now Newsroom, 16 May 2026]
    A proposed amendment aimed at limiting climate change litigation does more than just tidy up an awkward corner of tort law. It prioritises short-term business interests over environmental harm.

    [comment]
    Coming on top of a long list of policies designed to prevent New Zealand from minimising our GHG emissions, this action merely underlines what we already knew: the current government cares nothing for our long-term future. Their only interest is to serve the corporate sector.

    I hope that a good number of MPs from all parties have signed up to attend the upcoming symposium at VUW on June 26 entitled ‘the Reality of Everything’, when a number of experts in a variety of disciplines including climatology, public health, economics, and resource management will explain how planetary boundaries mean that we need to stop trying to solve 21st century challenges using a 19th century mindset.

    A 19th century mindset indeed – think, Gold$mith – thank God for the gift of laughter.


    https://www.greens.org.nz/luxon_protects_polluters_profits_in_sweeping_rushed_climate_change_law_amendment

    • Mercurio 9.1

      The 3 Squirts.

    • greywarshark 9.2

      Gather up the three amigos in a real high Cummer-Bund, and lock the gate until they realise their proper role, not being hactors. (n. Der Bund trifft Entscheidungen, die das gesamte Land betreffen. The federal government makes decisions which affect the entire country.) We should have federal which leaves local areas to their own jurisdiction.

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