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Open Mike 17/07/2026

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  1. Incognito 1

    This is one of those rare moments that a comment overshadows the article it was made under.

    https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/07/16/a-governing-partys-lament-why-dont-they-appreciate-us/#comment-653703

    Why don’t I trust you [the National-led Coalition]?

    • Drowsy M. Kram 1.1

      Thanks Incognito, good spotting. That comment is a keeper.

      Why don’t I trust you?

      Because… Because… Because… Because… Because……

      Because you’re a three-headed monster of vacuous business-platitude spouting CEO, racist drunken uncle and libertarian maximalist hellscape enthusiast.

      That’ll do for starters.

      Anyone having any difficulty matching each head to a particular coalition party ‘leader’?

  2. Incognito 2

    The good news: mobile phones don’t cause brain cancer.

    https://theconversation.com/no-evidence-mobile-phones-cause-brain-cancer-new-study-287581

    The bad news: mobile phones cause brain rot, particularly in youth.

    It’s apparently so bad that RW libertarians and staunch free speech advocates [of RW speech] want to ban smartphones for under 16s.

    • tWig 2.1

      It's not just cellphones, there's a move now in some schools to limit all devices, even used as teaching aids, in entrant classes. You can get addiction issues, where for example, young children refuse non-device teaching activities.

      • Incognito 2.1.1

        … there's a move now in some schools to limit all devices, even used as teaching aids, in entrant classes.

        Do you have a link for that? Who’s the mover, what are the limits, what’s the reasoning, and is this supported by sound evidence or based on beliefs and/or ideology?

        You can get addiction issues, where for example, young children refuse non-device teaching activities.

        Again, tell us more about those ‘addiction issues’. Are they genuine addictions or hard-to-break [in-class] habits? How young are those children and what do the educators do about those children’s refusal?

        • weka 2.1.1.1

          Given the degree to which hormone receptors are involved, I think it's reasonable to call it addiction. That's with social media at least. Not sure how big a factor that is in small kids, but advertisers have long known how to manipulate at any age.

        • Mercurio 2.1.1.2

          " young children refuse non-device teaching activities."

          Children have done that since long before "devices" came on the scene:

          "I don't want to do folk-dance/high-jump/colouring-in!!"

      • greywarshark 2.1.2

        In the Indian pizza takeaway recently a little girl of about two years was very restless. So she was sat down, handed a cellphone and was immediately entranced, still and quiet.

        Very insidious those devices at capturing the mind and interest. Perhaps there will need to be a brain test every year on one's birthday to see how many facets of the brain are shining or if parts have gone dull. The brain is a wonderful thing; looking at this link* it reinforces in my mind that we are random miracles which must show up in small daily amazing ways in each of us, though not recognised, taken for granted.

        *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVGlfcP3ATI | Brain anatomy & Functions | Nucleus Health

        Terry Pratchett was one of the larger miracles and in one of his ironic books about lif called 'Small Gods'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Gods – his character Brutha a young goer who is illiterate, lives and learns:

        …Brutha is gifted with an eidetic [marked by extraordinarily detailed and vivid recall of visual images] memory, and is therefore chosen by Vorbis, the head of the Quisition, to accompany him on a diplomatic mission to Ephebe as his secretary. Despite his amazing memory, Brutha is illiterate and rarely thinks for himself.

        This begins to change after Brutha discovers Ephebe's philosophers; the idea of people entertaining ideas they are not certain they believe or even understand is an entirely new concept to him….

        (You see how useful and interesting speculative fiction will be for ideas in our millingenium!)

  3. Incognito 3

    "Economic conditions are challenging, but today's figures are promising for the job market and job seekers," she [Social Development Minister Louise Upston] said.

    "Our Traffic Light System continues to help jobseekers stay on track with their job search responsibilities and seize every opportunity available."

    The traffic light system tracks compliance with benefit obligations, like looking for work and attending training courses.

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/politics/728388/thousands-more-on-the-benefit-but-increase-in-jobseekers-finding-work

    Go forth and be productive!

    In other words, forcing people into servitude in a tough economic environment that’s been made even tougher by Upston’s self-entitled Coalition is their ideological target. With the help of the RBNZ [lifting the OCR] the Coalition will ensure youth unemployment stays ‘on-target’ too.

  4. Drowsy M. Kram 4

    Doctors call for overhaul of how public healthcare provided
    [Be careful, be very careful now RNZ, 15 July 2026]
    Surgeon Dr Phil Bagshaw, who opened a charity hospital in Christchurch in 2007, is one of the group.

    He told RNZ's Morning Report New Zealand's health system was heading towards privatisation and centralisation, and needed a change of direction.

    Coalition warns of risks to public ophthalmology training
    [NZ Optics, 16 July 2026]
    Kaitiaki Hauora, a nationwide coalition formed to protect and strengthen public healthcare, has launched a petition calling on the Government to halt what it describes as a growing shift towards privatisation.

    "This government can be understood best as a machine for the relentless upwards redistribution of wealth." It’s all going according to plan – drip drip drip…

    The standard technique of privatisation: defund, make sure things don’t work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.” – Chomsky

    https://www.campbellacademy.co.uk/blog/blog/defund-demoralise-privatise

  5. Incognito 5

    I believe the real power of language comes from its innate beauty which may shed some light on the origins of language and (for some) the pivotal question what came first, written/carved or spoken/heard language. No LLM-AI will ever be able to appreciate this in the way we humans do.

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/te-ao-maori/729863/maori-word-kaitiakitanga-named-world-s-most-beautiful-by-language-app

    This may be too hard to swallow for the culture destroyers of the mono-culturist Coalition and I foresee an ACT or NZ First policy banning language apps for under-16s with the nodding approval of Daddy Luxon.

    • Mercurio 5.1

      Yes, kaitiakitanga is beautiful – I have always thought kotahitanga was smoother and slightly more beautiful, but, hei aha!

      The team that chose the list were a very woke crew, weren't they! No hard, left-brain concepts in there; even this gem seems thoughtful and considerate. None of them will have been found in an ACT Party dictionary.

      • Poronkusema (Finnish) – A traditional unit of distance: how far a reindeer can travel before needing to urinate.
      • mac1 5.1.1

        Mercurio, are you taking the piss with your Finnish finish?

        • Mercurio 5.1.1.1

          Erittäin hyvä, Mac1!

          • mac1 5.1.1.1.1

            'Poronkusema' is 7-7.5 km, the distance for a reindeer before stopping for a pee. I walk that distance every Thursday for a pie- steak and mushroom with truffle cheese. That experience needs a word, too……… 'superb' doesn't quite cut the mustard, as they say.

            • Mercurio 5.1.1.1.1.1

              That's a long way, Mac!

              What is "truffle cheese"?

              I want some, but is it worth a 7-7.5 walk??

              • mac1

                Cheese flavoured with truffle, from Italy. Yes the pie is worth it, Three to six friends and I have done this for years, weekly. Described as a "a near-religious experience"……. a local firm regularly sells out daily of its large range of pies. The walk there is mostly along a river bank- quiet, good views. Retirement has its compensations!

                • Mercurio

                  You guys!

                  Keeping it real.

                  Question: what is retirement compensating for?

                  • mac1

                    A very good question. Retirement compensates for forty plus years of work, taxes, bosses, committees, work-related illness, stress.

                    It offers a quieter period for reflection, writing, making compost and music, enjoying friendship.

                    But the actual question is what does retirement bring in compensation for the onset of age and its attendant shortcomings- the lessening of opportunities, physical weakening, illness, lesser income, less influence, less energy, dealing with knowing more but yet knowing less.

                    • Mercurio

                      Jung (and others, myself included) would recommend taking the Great & Perilous Journey Inward once you've retired from the frantic life such as you've described. It's not for the faint-hearted, that's for sure, but it certainly not without excitement!

                      For the rest of the day, there're riverbanks to be walked along, truffle-cheese to be savoured…

      • Incognito 5.1.2

        All those woke words wear out my keyboard k-key.

  6. Incognito 6

    The Taxpayers’ Union is kicking a corpse courtesy of the Coalition.

    https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO2607/S00109/callaghan-losses-show-government-must-stop-picking-winners.htm

    As usual, TPU misses the point by miles about the role & responsibility (duty) of public funding in the science and innovation system for the public good, so we can file this as yet another shot in the abyss of RWNJ dogma where investors & shareholders should be the primary (and often only real) beneficiaries of their investments.

  7. covid is pa 7

    Who gave Winstone permission to name our new ferries, the old coot seems to do whatever he likes.

    • Mercurio 7.1

      He'll be gone before they get here.

      • covid is pa 7.1.1

        When you say gone do you mean passed away Mercurio or just gone from the political scene, like retired

        • mac1 7.1.1.1

          We all eventually get to talk to the ferryman……. our question is who will pay, and how much…….in Hades?

          • Incognito 7.1.1.1.1

            He’s gone cashless and passengers can pay by credit card but word on the street is that the surcharges are killing them.

            • Mercurio 7.1.1.1.1.1

              No credit on the Styx.

              How did Orpheus manage the crossing?

              How did he pass-by the tri-headed Dog?

              Music – it soothes the Savage Breast.

          • Mercurio 7.1.1.1.2

            The Ferryman, reputedly, drives a hard bargain.

            I'd go with the flow.

            That said, if you do find yourself in Hades, surrounded by lost souls, what would you do?

            I'd irritate, like the grit that produces a pearl, if I could.

            You?

        • Mercurio 7.1.1.2

          Yes, I do.

  8. Sanctuary 8

    Winston Petters is 81.

    Shane Jones is 66.

    Michael Laws is 70.

    Paul Henry is 65. His chief cheerleader at the Herald Audrey Young can't be reliably dated without referring to dendrochronology.

    These boomers and geriatrics are all political dinosaurs from the 1980s-2010s

    One thing TOP has going for it is it's top 4-5 candidates all seem to be under 40 – so if Labour stand aside in Mt Albert for Qiulae Wong and she brings five MPs with her at least we'd start to be rid from the government of all the old drunk uncles.

    • Drowsy M. Kram 8.1

      His [ACT candidate Paul Henry's] chief cheerleader at the Herald Audrey Young can't be reliably dated without referring to dendrochronology.

      Ageist and very laugh

    • Ad 8.2

      Age is no guarantee of efficiency, and youth is no guarantee of innovation.

      If by some miracle Labour really did do what it has never done before in any electorate, and stepped aside for Opps, to give them a guarantee that Opps could form a coalition with whomever, you then run into the problem of running a country.

      None of the Opps top 10 have been close to the Wellington system, which means they run a very high risk they will be railroaded not by the Ministers, but by the bureaucrats.

      The only one who has Wellingotn experience is way down their list Kayla Kingdon-Ebb, and in reality she will go straight back to her job as CE of World Wildlife Fund once this is over.

      It would do Labour no credit to our democracy to stoop to the same "principle" as National continuing to gift Epsom.

      Who knows, maybe elected office is mostly a retirement gig for those over 60.

    • weka 8.3

      One thing TOP has going for it is it's top 4-5 candidates all seem to be under 40 – so if Labour stand aside in Mt Albert for Qiulae Wong and she brings five MPs with her at least we'd start to be rid from the government of all the old drunk uncles.

      Or the split vote gifts the election to NACTF. If TOP get 4.8% of the vote and half of that is people that would otherwise vote left of centre, that 2.4% might swing the election.

      btw, the problem isn't older men, it's the system that enables those kinds of men. I remember when the Listener, bastion of liberal thinking, ran an article on Shane Jones at that start of his political career, he was the great new hope. Pfft.

    • Mercurio 8.4

      "Audrey Young can't be reliably dated without referring to dendrochronology."

      Harsh, but.

  9. Incognito 9

    The largest contributor to the annual increase [in food prices] was standard 2-litre milk prices.

    “Annually, milk prices have increased every month for the last two years,” Growden said.

    “In June 2024, the average 2-litre bottle of milk cost $4.00. In June 2026, it cost $5.04.”

    https://www.stats.govt.nz/news/petrol-and-diesel-prices-down-again-in-june/

    Don’t expect milk or dairy products in general to get cheaper in future. Apparently, farmers operate with tight margins and are squeezed, so they have to squeeze us harder too, because they’re ‘the backbone’.

    https://en.edairynews.com/rising-inputs-lift-new-zealand-dairy-breakeven-to-8-79-kgms-amid-margin-squeeze/ [HT to Newsroom e-mail Newsletter]

  10. greywarshark 10

    Sara Paretsky is a USA writer whose character VI Warshawski is a female sleuth with determination. She often writes about financial crime rather than centering on murder.

    This synopsis of her book seems to echo some of my own experience of acting with others for better systems and outcomes, with some success but more, seeing preventable deterioration and even deliberate abandonment of beneficial practices and institutions.

    Writing in an Age of Silence – Published May 2007

    In this powerful book, Sara Paretsky explores the traditions of political and literary dissent that have informed her life and work, against the unparallelled repression of free speech and thought in the US today.

    In tracing the writer’s difficult journey from silence to speech, she turns to her childhood and youth in rural Kansas, and brilliantly evokes Chicago—the city with which she has become indelibly associated—from her arrival during the civil-rights struggle in the mid-1960s to her….literary creation, the south-side detective V.I. Warshawski. Paretsky traces the emergence of V.I. Warshawski from the shadows of the loner detectives that stalk the mean streets of Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler’s novels, and in the process explores American individualism, the failure of the American dream and the resulting dystopia.

    Both memoir and meditation, Writing in an Age of Silence is a compelling exploration of the writer’s art and daunting responsibility in the face of the assault on US civil liberties post-9/11.

    https://www.saraparetsky.com/books/nonfiction/writing-in-an-age-of-silence/

  11. Joe90 11

    @greywarshark

    During covid I thououghly enjoyed the Di Warshawski series on BBC sounds. Unfortunately the BBC has since geo-blocked their entire sounds library but I did find this.

    https://www.radioechoes.com/?page=series&genre=OTR-Drama&series=V%20I%20Warshawski

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